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18 July 2003 Jeri Ryan vs Catherine Zeta Jones

Page history last edited by Archer844 4 years, 1 month ago

Jeri Ryan 12.jpgCatherine Zeta Jones 06.jpg

 

 

Posted by simguy on 7/18/2003, 5:55 am

 

(Thanks to FightFan for this repost)

 

Before: Marquee match up at light - Jones the mega-name, but she's had problems with statuesque Jeri in the past. "Jeri's everything Jones doesn't want in an opponent," notes one 'Noir' contributing editor. "Ryan's SO physical - Jones doesn't like that. Catherine likes to be the boss, be the intimidator both inside and outside the ring - Ryan's punching power negates all that. Thing is, Jones has all the tools she needs to give Ryan fits, but Catherine's got to fight this girl like she's just another blonde. No doubt about it - Jeri's inside Cathy's head a little bit and that's the attraction of this thing." Ryan in red bikini, CZJ in black push up, red bikini bottoms, low ponytail.

 

During R1: Jones tentative early, giving ground along the perimeter - Jeri the aggressor. Ryan sliding forward, dragging her back foot, chin tucked, belting out that ramming Joe Louis jab - shocking pop off Jones' guard and shoulders as she is herded to corners. Ryan stepping in, carrying a right hand short and flat to midriff, twisting hips to get the sidearm hook home - good, good body work doubling Jones up, shaking her thighs. CZJ easing into Jeri's chest to crowd, then spinning off, escaping, surviving, but not looking too confident in a shutout Ryan first.

 

R2: Jones sliding away, staying low, jabbing under Jeri's jab, edging to the right to circle away from Ryan's blockbuster right hand. Jeri still coming forward, but Catherine finding counters - she's getting a straight right beneath the heart, stepping to the side to avoid the receipt. CZJ also getting a thick hook in the right side - really laying it in there off a decoy one-two up top - Ryan posing for the shot with her guard high, shots are bending her frame, draining the tank a little. Jones punctuates the round with a delicious hesistation right hand over Jeri's low left - swiveling blonde head right at the bell. Jeri smirking, but tell tale sign of butt-wobble as she shuffles to her corner.

 

R3: Jones jabbing to the body, staying low, scooting to her right - footwork edge now apparent as Jeri wants to set and deliver, Jones won't let her. From the first minute - Jones is getting rich counter right hands, just timing them over Ryan's jab, tagging the chin, stepping away as the blonde stands upright, shakes off the shot, moves forward to reset. By the second minute - lusty, full blooded CZJ bombs on the chin are adding up - Jeri's legs look buttery, eyes lidded, hands at her chest. CZJ steps it up - goes to that body - thick, muscular hooks under the elbow that draw a cringe, Jeri drooping slightly. Jones pushes her left into the breasts to stabilize, stepping right and getting EVERYTHING into a walloping right across the jaw. CZJ bending in pretty, Ryan's head jolted hard to starboard and she is TOTTERING! Ryan swaying on the spot, staring, tilting and JONES LABELS HER ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! Jones misses a third crazy pinwheel shot as Ryan topples shoulder first into the mat - brunette trampling over top as the crowd roars and it's OVER! Ryan stunned on her back - KO3 Catherine Zeta Jones!

 

After: Jones plays Schmelling to Ryan's Louis, pulverizing chin with accurate counter rights, wreaking havoc on a distraught Ryan who recovers all goggle-eyed and weak kneed, distraught to discover she's been stopped in 3. The haughty supremacy of CZJ: villainous little smile, cool winks and cocky nods to her supporters, raising her index finger for cameras - she's basking in it. Heartless walk of shame as Ryan wobbles in crook of Jones right arm: CZJ thin smile, nuzzling into Jeri's neck, leaving her scent on this girl and luxuriating in the triumph.

simguy

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