Sylvie Meis vs Salma Hayek
(Foxfire Atlantic Boxing vs FCBA Independent)
(5-3, 5 KO vs 30-35, 18 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Experience favors the former two-time unified flyweight champion Salma Hayek whose career basically got extended even before the Cougar Division came to town when she upset Kristen Stewart at the Asylum few years ago. That result might not impress the likes of Megan Fox or Vanessa Hudgens but Dutch lingerie model Sylvie Meis doesn't get the benefit of the doubt. She might have knocked out another Latina hot rod Eva Longoria last month but Salma is truly the supreme talent even at the wrong side of fifty!

However Sylvie dismisses the idea of someone twelve years her senior can actually be considered a pre-fight favorite and suggests Salma's Hollywood status has something to do with this. "I'm gonna take her scalp no matter what, she's sooo 1999 it's frickin' laughable. Move over, witch! I'm coming through!"

Salma shakes her head when she learns about the blonde's comments. "Some things will never change. I've battered silly blondes like Meis for the best part of the last 30 years! Just gonna add her to the list! No problem!" (giggles).

Sylvie Meis wears an orange bikini set with white trim & blue gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Salma Hayek wears a crimson bikini top, black hotpants & white gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a braid. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Salma decides to take it easy at the start and that plays into Sylvie's menacing plan as she sticks clear punches into the brunette's face during the initial tangle. The free swinging seems to be a little too one-sided for a while before Salma finally responds and tackles the blonde to the body where she finds immediate success. Sylvie proves to be more agile of the two cougars and eventually steps away from the phone booth danger zone but she lacks the precision in mid-range while Hayek charges forward to resume the body assault. Both women waste some time in the duck & weave procedure before Meis cracks a left hook on the jaw to make the Mexican gurgle in anger right at the bell.

Round 2:
Salma uppends the blonde's charging drive and sticks meaningful leather into her ribcage before bumping Meis off in jug-to-jug contact. Sylvie remains in the point-blank range stance but struggles to split the high guard and leaves too much room downstairs herself which allows Hayek to explore the obvious target. Sylvie leaks one harpoon after another before she finally clinches the older foe but Salma shows supreme power supply and backs the lingerie model onto the ropes regardless and belts her with confidence. Ugh! Sylvie bellows out against the ropes with a whimper which only fuels a late Mexican rally that leaves visible bruises on the Dutch ribcage.

Round 3:
Sylvie struggles to embrace the repeated body assault as Salma quicky settles for one area that's destined to score her easy points. All that experience comes to the fore and bends Meis into spasms upon repeated impact which only hits the pause button when the Dutch model connects with an uppercut double to finally regain some comfort. Sylvie has to step away into mid-range but she fails to deliver the goods and slices thin air while Salma casually avoids the chaotic aerial response. This hit & miss swing show continues until the final minute when Sylvie decides to close back at her opponent only to eat a nasty left/right combo on the mouth; Hayek then drives another rally up the gut and leaves the blonde gasping for air at the bell.

Round 4:
Meis flies in with the aerial smack and rattles the Mexican vixen on both temples; the sudden injection of pace allows her to land more unanswered leather before a lenghty clinch bails Hayek out of further trouble. She bumps the blonde in jug-to-jug contact but eats a quick hook on the jaw and wobbles to her heels while Sylvie nails her with a right cross on the nose. Salma sails onto the ropes but avoids the initial blast and tries to tear into her rival's midriff again; Sylvie dances back & forth around those effort and rifles a left hook on the jaw to regain the offensive edge. Salma refuses to escape from the ropes and accepts trading blows with the lingerie model outright... the crowd really enjoys this trigger-happy spell allthough the Mexican fanbase becomes upset when Sylvie steals the round with a jug muggin' assault that splits Hayek's guard too easily and drops her into loud spasms right at the end.

Round 5:
Sylvie uses her supreme footwork to track Salma down into the corner but she bumps off the top of her forehead when setting up a double cross attack and the Mexican belts her from the inside before driving a feisty hook into the belly button. Meis wobbles forward with a whimper and gets turned to the side with a stray elbow just as Hayek drops the bomb into her liver area again. Sylvie finds herself hugging the ropes as Salma blows into her chin with a powerful uppercut and follows up with a mean hook on the temple. Meis tries to swing back but Hayek gets there first and SMOKES her with another chin shot that FOLDS THE BLONDE INTO JELLY MODE... Uh-oh!! Sylvie trembles with her eyes closed and drops her mitts low enough for Salma to DRIVE A VICIOUS UPPERCUT on the jaw for the second time... AND DOWN GOES THE DUTCH VIXEN!!! Sylvie collapses at the brunette's feet in jack-knife fashion and clearly struggles to beat the high-tempo count! She's up on all fours at six but remains visibly affected by those chin shots and just can't make it happen anymore! KO5 Salma Hayek!!!

AFTER: "Still got the punch!", Salma shakes her glove in delight to draw extra noise from the crowd before planting her foot on the kneeling blonde's back and sending her face down on the canvas again: "Stay down, ####! You're lucky we're not in Veracruz or else I'd drag you by that filthy blonde hair! Cougar Division is all mine tonight! Tequila for everyone! Yes, even a blonde bimbo like you can drink some. Makes you feel less trashy after a beating like that!" (giggles).

Official Result: Salma Hayek def. Sylvie Meis KO5.