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13 December 2019 Kate Upton vs Taylor Swift

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Taylor Swift's 30th Birthday Bash Mini-PPV

Posted by Fates on Dec 13, 2019 at 10:51am

Kate Upton vs. Taylor Swift

Kate Upton: 27 years old, 5’10”, 64-20 with 62 KO since 2011, Lookout! Boxing

Taylor Swift: 30 years old, 5’11”, 38-16 with 35 KO since 2009, Fates Boxing

Before:

The trash-talk has been going on for months, and now Kate Upton and Taylor Swift come face to face for the first time at the press conference, both laying claim to the same thing: dominant blonde of the FCBA. Upton is one of the world’s most powerful models while Swift is one of the world’s most powerful singers. Upton claims to have the world’s best jugs, Swift the world’s best legs. And both of them claim to alpha status.

At the press conference, Upton speaks first, and she doesn’t leave any doubt as to her feelings about Swift. “Flabby legs, no tits until she got plastic, and only famous because of Kanye West. She’s got nothing on me, and when I’m done with her, she’ll know that her legs can never compete with my breasts. At 30, she’s just a washed up woman who can’t compete any more, and only is a champion because she’s chosen to avoid certain fighters.”

Swift tersely responds, “Kate – I respect you as a model. As for everything else about you, absolutely not. You’ve been walking around like you’re the only woman who matters, like you’re the only blonde in the world. I’ve seen you beating up DiDonato and Barros – it’s time someone from Fates taught you the lesson that it’s not all about your rack.”

Kate smirks, merely says “Sure,” into the microphone, and lunges at Taylor, slapping the singer’s chest in the process. Security quickly gets involved separating the two women and escorting the out, much to the dismay of the press corps, even though the two women will have their chance at each other in the ring.

Come time for the fight, and the arena is booming as the crowd cheers, predominantly for Taylor Swift, given that she lives in New York and it is her birthday bash, after all, but a healthy number of supporters for Kate Upton as well.

The announcer hops on the microphone to introduce the women for the fight. “Introducing first, from St. Joseph, Michigan. She is a three time welterweight champion, a three time JMDD champion, and the reigning BBU and FCBA JMDD champion, the Queen of the FCBA, it’s Kate “the Great” Upton!"

Kate Upton steps out of the back and makes her way to the ring to the raucous crowd, removing her black robe to reveal a white sports bra with black gloves and black bottoms, showing off her incredible model physique. The announcer has trouble getting the crowd to quiet down, but eventually is successful and starts introducing Upton’s opponent.

“And her opponent, from Reading, Pennsylvania. She is the current lightweight champion and Queen of the Ice Hotel. She is the artist of the decade.” The crowd starts to cheer. “She is the most successful artist of all time. TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!"

The crowd goes wild as Taylor steps out from the back in a white robe as “…Ready For It” blares in the background. The singer makes her way down to the ring, steps between the ropes, and drops her robe to reveal a gold sports bra and gloves and short-shorts, the latter allowing the now 30 year-old blonde to show off basically all of her long legs.

The two big blonde girls get right up in each other’s faces and the referee struggles to get the two to back off. He hurries up giving his final instructions, asks the two women to touch gloves – to which both of them shoot daggers back at him and he acknowledges his error – and gets the two to back off just long enough for him to call for the bell. It rings, but given the noise in the arena, you may not have heard it, and we are underway in the final fight of the night in a battle for blonde supremacy.

Round 1:

Taylor Swift and Kate Upton dash out of their respective corners and waste no time in showing off their power. Upton lands the first major blow, a booming right to Swift’s left cheek, and drives a straight left at the singer’s head but Swift dodges it and hammers a quick one-two into Upton’s mouth early. Kate snarls and charges at Taylor and the two women come together in the middle of the ring, both blondes working to get their arms free to work over the body of their opponent. Taylor works her right arm free first and buries two quick rights into Kate’s body, hitting Upton’s ribs with the first and the model’s left breast on the second before bringing her arm up enough to get a blow that connects with Kate’s chin. Upton drops backwards and looks to counter Swift, but Taylor foils Kate’s plan with some well-placed jabs that force Kate backwards into the ropes and Taylor starts thumping Kate’s body. Upton fights back and clears an opening to escape the ropes and the two women reset. Taylor and Kate now turn the pace down as they try to get a feel for their opponent, but the bell rings and they’ll have to wait until the next round. Both blonde beauties go back to their respective corners, and the crowd cheers as Taylor Swift takes the opening frame on points, wide.

Round 2:

The two tall blondes circle to start the second, trying to get a better feel for their opponent. Swift tags Upton with a left to start the round, but Kate doesn’t let Taylor’s blow go unanswered, coming back at the singer with two quick straights that create separation between the two women. Upton follows Swift around the ring and fires off quick punches on the singer, landing a solid punch right to Taylor’s lips. Taylor gets her guard up as Upton closes the distance between the two and starts laying into Swift’s body, firing off fast, powerful punches into Taylor’s ribs and stomach. Swift taking the punishment and starts finding opportunities to hit Upton back, taking advantage of Upton’s aggression by finding holes in her defense and connecting with the model’s moneymaker. Taylor uncorks a left into Kate’s chest before following up with a right that connects with Kate’s shoulder, and Upton responds in kind. The two women are throwing haymakers at the other until the bell AND EVEN A BIT AFTER IT! The referee struggles to separate the two women, both of whom are screaming insults at the other.

“You plastic tit barbie b*tch with flabby legs!” Upton screams at Swift.
“Your tits are overrated!” Swift yells back.

As the ring situation subsides, the judges have thrown their arms up in the air, deciding that the round was a toss-up between the two women.

Round 3:

Upton quickly positions herself within striking distance of Swift and closer than the singer prefers. Taylor’s arms are jammed in close and she struggles to find enough room to get a good extension in her blows from her guard while Kate starts working the tempo, launching punches whose targets are all over Taylor. The blows that would be destined for Taylor’s head go into her guard while others find their marks on Taylor’s body. Upton’s fast, strong punches to Swift’s body drive the newly-minted 30 year old blonde into the ropes and Upton throws in a cross that crashes into Swift’s face and the singer stumbles forwards, throwing her arms around Upton and wrapping her up. Kate struggles to get free but Taylor hangs on just long enough for the referee to separate the two women and Swift keeps her distance for the rest of the round, using her extra reach to mostly fend off Upton with her jab. That being said, Kate still finds a couple solid blows to Taylor’s chest, and it’s no surprise that the model evens everything up by taking the third on points, wide.

Round 4:

Neither woman shows any signs of slowing down as they quickly get to the center of the ring and start throwing punches at each other. Upton gains the advantage early, again getting in close to Swift to jam the lankier blonde’s arms. Upton getting into a rhythm, starting to really show her power in her quick punches, hitting Swift’s ribs and stomach. Kate’s not able to break through Taylor’s guard though and Taylor starts to get her short game working, picking a spot on Kate’s face and getting enough extension on her arms to make her punches hurt. Upton recoils slightly and puts her guard up, leaving Swift her body and Taylor starts working every ounce of legal flesh that she can find, pounding leather into Kate’s body and working her ribs over. The model plants her feet and whacks the singer in the mouth with a left, but sees the singer come back with a left of her own that hits Kate’s right cheek and the bell rings. The referee quickly jumps between the two blonde girls to prevent after-round shenanigans, and the two go back to their corners with the fourth round going down in the books as a tie.

Round 5:

BAM! Taylor jumps out of her corner and wastes no time in socking Kate with a big right, but Upton comes back with a left and the two girls start trading blows in the middle of the ring. Kate slams a right off of Swift’s guard and Taylor threads the needle of Upton’s guard to find her chin. Upton knocked off balance and Swift drives her gloves into Upton’s body as the model stumbles backwards. Kate plants her feet and throws out a big right – but she’s lunging and she missed! Taylor seems to pause for an eternity as she lines up a brutal shot that connects with Kate’s jaw and sends the model to the ground with an audible moan. Swift quickly retreats to a corner as the crowd roars and the ref starts to count – but the three time welterweight champ doesn’t seem like she’s done. By five, Kate is on all fours, shaking her head, and she pushes herself all the way up at seven and stares daggers straight at Taylor. Swift smirks and the two women engage in a few brief exchanges of blows before the round ends. Swift picks up the round on points, wide, courtesy of the fight’s first knockdown.

Round 6:

Swift again quickly gets out of her corner and uses her long legs to quickly close the distance between herself and Upton and lashes out with a right but nobody’s home! Kate sidesteps the punch and swings a left that swivels Taylor’s head and the singer is in trouble with her head exposed. Upton follows up with a right that wobbles her opponent and Swift throws up a desperation guard. Kate mercilessly pounds two rights straight into Taylor’s exposed solar plexus and the singer’s guard splits apart in time for a clean left straight from Upton that knocks Swift down on her belly early in the round! Kate smirks as she heads to the corner and the referee starts to count over Taylor. A look of rage flashes across Taylor’s face as she looks up at Kate and the model pounds her breasts, sending a message. The ref is at six, and Swift is on all fours. By seven, she’s bracing on one knee, and the artist of the decade is up at eight. She tells the ref she’s good to go and the fight resumes. Now it’s Kate who is using her legs to get across the ring quickly and keep up the pressure. Taylor backs off and Kate chases her around the ring and Swift has to use her jab intelligently to keep Upton away, and she makes sure to tag Kate’s moneymaking face in the process. Upton does get two solid punches in – the first a blow that split the singer’s guard and the second a shot to Taylor’s chest – before the bell rings. Upton almost won that round on shutout, but Swift’s jabs at the end meant that Upton only took the round wide.

Round 7:

The fight is entering its later stages as we start the seventh round, with both blondes having scored knockdowns, but neither woman is showing any signs of slowing down. Taylor tries to circle to her right but Kate doesn’t want to play and closes distance before targeting Taylor’s tender tummy and pumping fast, short blows into her trunk. Swift having some difficulty dealing with an opponent who packs Upton’s power from that short a range, but the singer creates some space to operate in and gets Upton with a straight. Kate pops a quick right into Swift’s chin before dropping back, not wanting to get into a head-hunting contest with her 30 year old opponent. Swift working her jab again, using her long arms to get at Upton’s head, but it’s easy to forget that Upton stands at a tall 5’10 with plenty of reach of her own, and while Taylor starts to get her jab working again, it’s only intermittent as Kate works her own jab as the bell rings. Neither woman is able to get any sort of measurable advantage and the two dominant blondes tie for a third time.

Round 8:

Both women show the beginnings of fatigue as they both are moving slightly slower as they get out of their respective corners. Taylor and Kate circle each other, the two blondes jabbing at each other. Swift stuttersteps and slips a right by Upton’s guard, knocking the model backwards and the singer follows up with a left that bangs off of Kate’s guard. Upton holds her ground and comes back with a right that get Swift in her left shoulder and now Taylor is the one who is off balance. Swift staggering backwards and her arms flare out to get her some stability and BANG! Kate clocks Taylor with a straight, snapping the singer’s head backwards. Swift somehow still on her feet and Upton goes to candyland on the singer’s body, pummeling Swift’s body and chest. Taylor’s attempts to fight back seem hopeless as she can barely register a hit before Kate buries leather into Taylor’s solar plexus and Taylor’s guard breaks for just a second, but it’s all Upton needs to land a right hook AND SENDS Swift CRASHING TO THE CANVAS! The crowd goes silent until Upton’s supporters start cheering, “KATE! KATE! KATE!” Meanwhile, Upton’s still standing over Swift and has to be told by the ref to go to the corner a second time, which she eventually does with her arms raised as the ref starts to count over Swift. One. Two. Three. Taylor’s lifts her head off the canvas – much to the delight of her fans in attendance and they start cheering “TAYLOR! TAYLOR! TAYLOR!” seemingly challenging Upton’s supporters to match them. Four. Five. Swift shaking her head as the crowd continues to roar. Six. Seven. Taylor makes it to all fours as Kate stares on. Eight. Swift looks up at the official. Nine. Swift forces herself up onto wobbly feet a half-second before the ref gets to ten and the crowd roars its approval! Upton has a stunned expression on her face while Lookout is yelling at his fighter to finish off her opponent. Upton charges at Swift and Taylor quickly clinches and the bell follows soon after.

The referee has trouble getting Upton away from Swift, and the model yells, “Next round, you and your pathetic body and flabby legs are going to be out cold!” Taylor doesn’t respond to her blonde opponent.

Round 9:

Upton gets out of her corner and she is laser focused, her eyes never wavering from the older woman, and her goal is clear. Knock. Taylor. Out. Cold. Swift’s expression tells an entirely different motivation. Fight the pain and survive. Unsurprisingly, Kate goes straight after Taylor, firing off lefts and rights to Swift’s body. Taylor’s not even trying to hide her grimaces at this point and lashes out with a right that clips Kate’s nose. Kate barely pauses before pounding another two rights into Taylor’s chest before Swift lets another right fly that catches Kate in her left cheek this time and now Upton latches on to Swift – but both women are still trying to get their arms free to punish the other’s body. Taylor works her left free and plugs three fast blows into Kate’s body that drive the air out of Upton’s lungs and Kate bear hugs Swift until they are separated. Both women breathing heavily as they enter the final seconds of the ninth round. The energy has seemed to find its way from Upton to Swift though as Taylor closes the distance between herself and Kate, sidesteps a jab from Upton, and then drives a right into Upton’s jaw and Kate’s sent backwards, butt in the rope – but she’s mercifully saved by the bell! Swift stares down Upton before returning to her corner, and while she didn’t win the beginning of the round, the won the back half enough to take it, close.

Round 10:

It’s the last round of the night, and Swift’s and Upton’s expressions show the punishment they’ve dealt each other. Still, the two dominant blondes get off their stools for one final round – for Kate, she’s looking to play spoiler to Swift’s 30th birthday party and prove to Fates that nobody in the stable can beat her after dispatching Ana Beatriz Barros and Emily DiDonato earlier this year. For Taylor, the singer is looking to prove just because she may have just turned 30, that doesn’t mean she can’t knock other younger girls out, even someone like Kate Upton. The crowd cheers as the two women get off their stools and square off for one last time – and Taylor goes left after Kate with a big right to start off the round. Upton parries the blow and comes back with a left of her own, but she only connects with air as Taylor sidesteps and Kate’s in trouble – Swift positioned herself perfectly and places an uppercut into Upton’s chin that wobbles the model! Kate trying to keep her balance as Taylor uncorks a haymaker left that leaves Taylor Swift free to bury a right into Kate Upton’s chin and Upton’s gumshield goes flying as the model crumples to the ground! The crowd is deafening as Swift turns her back on Upton, a fierce look on her face as the ref takes one look at Kate and determines the model is out cold! Your winner by KO10, the current FCBA lightweight champion, the current Queen of the Ice Hotel, the Artist of the Decade, and the birthday girl – TAYLOR SWIFT!

After:

The announcer’s voice gets lost in the cheers of the crowd as Taylor shows off her legs as she mounts the ringpost, her golden outfit reflecting the lights of the arena, and the newly minted 30 year-old singer raises her arms in triumph as she lets her golden hair down. Meanwhile, the Lookout staff is tending to Kate Upton, where it seems like the only signs of life are from the heave of Upton’s chest. Swift switches ringposts to pose for more fans before she gets a mic and the crowd quiets down, the rest of the Fates stable making its way into the ring behind Swift, unbeknownst to Taylor in all the chaos.

“Thank you so much, New York!” Swift says and the crowd cheers again, “Well, tonight was something – and I hope you all enjoyed it. It was a wild ride, and it was all possible thanks to all of you, and I hope to see you all again soon.” The New York crowd roars its approval as Swift gets down from the ringpost to see her stable behind her. She embraces her stablemates as Emily DiDonato grabs the microphone and starts talking.

“Now I know that Taylor just spoke, so I’ll keep this brief. Congrats to the alpha blonde of the FCBA in Taylor for an amazing fight and finally knocking out Upton, who’s twice punked our stable, and in the process, showed everyone whose legs are better than Upton's jugs." The crowd laughs and Emily continues, "But in case any of you forgot, it’s someone’s birthday tonight – and it marks a whole new decade.” With that, Swift’s stablemates, along with the crowd in Madison Square Garden, belt an out-of-tune, but sweet rendition of “Happy Birthday” for the birthday girl, who holds her hands over her heart. Once They’ve finished, DiDonato and Behati Prinsloo pick up Swift and put her on their shoulders, carrying Taylor to the exit as she waves to the crowd in a night that she won’t forget any time soon.