Jeri Ryan vs. Jennifer Garner
Results: Lookout, Writing: GBS & Archer

A well-known rivalry throughout the annals of the FCBA takes on anew as Jeri Ryan and Jennifer Garner box each other for the first time as cougars.

The pre-fight press was all feisty and the two saying how they were better than the other and were going to show it.

The weigh in had to be done separately and with much security for the two in their punch on sight orders for each other.

Fight night arrives and the arena is packed.

The referee for the bout is a surprising Jill Hennessy. The now blonde actress is in white thin strapped top and tight black leather shorts. She smiles as the crowd sees her top reads hot ref in capital letters.

For the bout, Jennifer is in a black bikini with gold trim. Black gloves and boots (gold laces). Hair pulled back in a battle braid.

Jeri is wearing a silver bikini with red trim. Red gloves and boots (silver laces). Jeri’s hair is pulled back in a ponytail.

Round 1 & 2:

These two aren’t waiting around as they start banging away at each other. Garner gets moving right away as soon has Jeri chasing her. Jennifer is accurate with some jabs and punches from a distance as evident from Jeri’s face as it is soon shiny. Jeri tries to get inside but is stopped by Garner’s jabs and soon is paying the price with hooks to her breasts and gut. Ryan is on the defensive but still finds herself bottled up by Garner’s punches. Jennifer wins the round widely. The next round saw both cougars in a give and take section as it opened. Seems Jeri learned about trying to bull rush into Jennifer. Both are striking punching into the body, breasts and ribs of each other. Neither one shows any signs of faltering which is amazing to see. Late in the round Jeri finds the range on Jennifer’s chin which slows Garner down. Soon Ryan is moving Garner back and delivering a steady batch of punches to her body. Now the punches are getting more intense as the bell rings. Jeri is given the round widely.

Round 3:

The next round opens with a brawl by these two. That is soon broken up by a hard clinch between the two. After being broken apart, each blames the other for it. Jeri goes to Jennifer’s head with a couple straight punches which hit and are followed by uppercuts. Garner has to back away and ducks, countering some heavy punches from Ryan. Jeri finally scores with a couple straights to Jennifer’s body and seems to have her hunched up. Jeri wins a shutout round.

Round 4:

Jennifer came out for the fourth round on her toes and seemed to be moving better after having taken a shellacking in the previous round. She bangs Jeri’s head back and forth as the round opens up. Ryan answers back with shots to Garner’s jaw. Soon the two are punching each other about in their midsections and ribs. Neither fighters backing down as this brawl has the fans up and cheering. Late in the round, Jen goes to Jeri’s juggs and soon Jeri is punching into Jennifer’s. They brawl all the way to the bell. Hennessy has to break them up and orders them to their corners. She chastises them as they are turned away from each other. Jennifer wins a close round.

Round 5:

Garner comes out and was in Ryan’s face practically as the bell rings. Another great exchange occurs mid ring and the boxers circle after it. Garner went low and got in hard hooks to Ryan’s gut and followed those up with both gloves into Jeri’s juggs. Ryan is dazed and her defenses are slow. She tries to back away as Jennifer goes to her head now as Jeri’s head goes back and forth. A huge left uppercut puts Jeri into the ropes. Garner hits a right hook to her chin. RYAN GOES DOWN! Jeri goes down in a heap and Garner looks down on her. Hennessy all but shoves her to a neutral corner and then begins her count. Garner watches excitedly as the count concludes with Jeri still on the canvas. KO 5 – Jennifer Garner.

After:

“Wow! That was something else!” A happy Jennifer Garner tells the press. “That puts me up 3-1 against Ryan! It just goes to show how serious I was about this fight. This was my first fight since 2017, but I worked to be ready and I was. Jeri has always been a tough opponent, but I took her best stuff and still won it. This Cougar Division is great! I can’t wait for my next fight.”

Jeri Ryan understandably glum when she speaks to the press: “I got off to a good start, but I couldn’t seem to maintain it. This was pretty disappointing. There is no way she is that much better than me, but here I am 1-3 against her. This may not be over. I still think I can beat her, but we’ll have to see when and if we meet again Garner’s not the only Cougar out there. Maybe I’ll be back to Jen after I’ve taken out some of other old ladies out there!”