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CHIMERA ATTACKS TESS VALMORE....

PREVIOUSLY: following Amber Heard vs Blake Lively, August 31, 2018...

.... Chimera Medical Director Sunny McKay, rose from her ringside seat to add her own "colorful" opinion of Ms. Valmore's writing ability. Before Tess had a chance to defend her writing talent, McKay added speculation about Tess's skill in the bedroom, "...it must be spectacular to justify your continued employment at Tractorpull." Then Sunny offered Ms. Valmore's betrothed a chance to compare Tess's expertise to McKay's legendary sexual prowess. It was at that point, witnesses said later, that Tess Valmore became "livid" and more words were exchanged between the two red-faced blondes.

Valmore and McKay squared off in the aisle between their seats, each saying things indistinguishable on the cellphone videos of the confrontation - which ended abruptly when Tess slapped McKay! The feisty, hot-tempered, former porn star who has reinvented herself as a nurse cum massage therapist and spokesperson for Ms Stephanie McMahon, grabbed two handfuls of Tess's professionally coiffured tresses and they threw down; trading insults, slaps and punches until both went to the arena floor with Ms. Valmore on top!

Several women from Chimera ran to Sunny McKay's aid or trying to break it up! Police records provided various reasons given by all the participants at different times. What is uncontested is that many women left their seats to join in, creating a mass melee at ringside involving between 25 and 30 women before matters got sorted out and order restored by FCBA security and local deputies.
Several women from Chimera ran in - either to help Sunny or break it up! (Police records show that various reasons were given by all participants at different times. What is uncontested is that other women left their seats to join in, creating a mass melee at ringside involving between 25 and 30 women by the time everything had been sorted out and order restored by FCBA security and deputies.

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NOW: the Sunny-Tess, et. al. ringside catfight and brawl continues BELOW!!

Sunny was sitting in the front row near the Chimera corner between Stephanie McMahon and Catherine Zeta-Jones after the Lively-Heard fight when Blake leaned over the top rope to yell at Tess Valmore who was seated just across the aisle from Zeta-Jones. Tess was working on her laptop typing her story and checking the list of bouts to see how many fights before she would leave for the bar!

Sunny leaned over to add something rude of her own to Lively's remarks, but Valmore ignored them both until Sunny leaned across in front of Catherine and said something more inflammatory. That got Tess's full attention and she sneered across the aisle, "How like a whore to use that kind of language in public. No wonder her stable is failing with losers like you working for them!" she concluded, clearly referring to McMahon.

THAT got Stephanie's attention! "I don't appreciate you speaking to my employees that way," she told Tess haughtily, turning to point at her emphatically. "Whatever you may think of McKay's morals - which on a good day range from questionable to downright lewd - as a member of the media you ought to refrain from shooting off your mouth...unless it's in your execrable column!"

Tess rolled her eyes and fired back, "You may think my columns are execrable, but every word is true! If you don't like it, sue me and I'll prove it in court. Now you all just shut up and sit there like a proper ladies and wait for another Chimera fighter to get her ass whipped. It's what they do best!"

Sunny sprang from her seat and bounced across the aisle. Standing over Tess, hands on hips, her perky bosom tenting her blouse, nipples excitedly 'en pointe', Sunny huffed indignantly, "If I weren't working tonight, I'd drag you out of that seat and beat your fat ass."

Tess looked Sunny up and down, then smirked, "You're working? I'm sorry, I didn't think you were on the clock....your legs aren't spread. AAIIIEEEE...." Tess screamed as Sunny grabbed two handfuls of hair and pulled her from her seat, her laptop hitting the floor with a dull CRACK!

At almost the same moment, Sunny let out a, "UNNNNNGH!" when Tess's fist sank deep into her belly. Sunny sat down on her butt, her perky unsupported breasts bouncing under her top. But Sunny didn't let go of Tess's hair and she pulled the tall blonde down with her when she hit the floor!

Spectators seated near the action reacted in two ways: most scrambled away and left the two blondes to writhe and roll around on the floor while others ran toward the fight. Some would later claim they wante to break it up before someone got injured, but others, as soon as they saw someone move toward Tess and Sunny they ran to join a friend or attack an enemy. In seconds, what had started as a two-woman scrap exploded into an all-out brawl!

The Chimera women were closest to the action and they rose to help Sunny. For the next few minutes, Tess Valmore and her supporters were overwhelmed by a tidal wave of irate Chimera employees. But as more and more of Valmore's supporters, fans - and other FCBA members looking to even old scores - arrived, the balance of power slowly leveled until eight to twelve small fights were going on at once.

Off to one side, Jenny McCarthy stood on her seat, fists clenched, face flushed, screaming her encouragement to Chimera - despite how much she disliked many of their members - being careful not to let herself be sucked into the melee. Jenny Mac wanted to stay uninvolved - at least until the winners had been determined!

Yvonne Strahovski came racing around the corner of the ring, eyes fixed on Tess as she battled the combined forces of McKay, Berkley, Ryan and Henstridge (the last two after leaving the ring to attack her). But before Yvonne reached Tess, she was ambushed by Catherine Zeta-Jones who left her seat to tackle Strahovski! They both went to the floor with Zeta-Jones having the early advantage by grabbing Yvonne from behind!

Others kept arriving; some cautiously avoiding those already engaged while others dove into whatever pig pile was already formed. Mary Elizabeth Winstead ended up facing the trio of Jessica Nigri, Liz Hurley and Katie Holmes; holding all three off with kicks and punches until she was buried under the combined weight of the three! MEW only managed to survive because the three tangled with each other in their eagerness to get at her!

Amanda Righetti, her hands full with Jennifer Lawrence and Alice Goodwin, was unable to help Cassie Scerbo who kicked frantically at Jennifer Love Hewitt in front her while she was being bear hugged from behind by Lindsay Lohan.

As soon as Neve Campebell saw Tess in trouble, she left her seat to go to Tess's side... or would have if she'd gotten that far! Neve had been cut off by old nemesis Jennifer Connelly and as they traded punches, knees and elbows, Neve was grabbed by Margot Robbie who'd arrived to help Connelly. Together Robbie and Connelly put Campbell on her back, then straddled her and pummeled her with their fists!

At some point, Strahovski and Winstead ended up back-to-back, each fighting whoever was coming after her. During a brief lull, they looked around and were surprised to see a bitter rival was the one who had her back. Before either could say anything, the brawl resumed and they were separated as they got back to the business at hand... neither having the time - nor desire - to ponder the irony a common enemy had - however briefly - brought them together!

Hannah Ferguson had been intercepted by Ronda Rousey and the two big women traded blows until Ferguson had gotten the upper hand. At that point Rousey took her to the floor where the MMA champ had the advantage with her grappling skills and made Hannah pay for her interference.

As more women joined the melee, the fights broke up in smaller and smaller groups until most were one-on-one. There was, however, an exception! Miley Cyrus and Paula Abdul were hanging onto Tess Valmore's legs while she hand-fought Henstridge, Berkley or Jeri Ryan, whoever was upright at the time.

Tess's would-be rescuers had been forced to engage with other members of Chimera and their attempts to reach Tess were frustrated by rivals who took advantage of the situation to get "payback" of their own against women who were only trying to help Valmore against overwhelming odds.

Tess struggled mightily, using her martial arts skill when possible - though with so many women swarming her that was difficult. Still, she held her own against the odds until Lindsey Pelas ran in and leaped into the space between Henstridge and Berkley. Pelas landed on Tess, wrapping her arms around Tess's neck and her legs around Tess's waist, the impact of her compact body's impact knocked Tess over backward.

With Cyrus and Abdul clamped onto her legs, Tess couldn't keep her balance and toppled over, hitting the concrete floor so hard it knocked the wind out of her! Pelas pulled Tess's face into her cleavage attempting to breast smother her. Tess fought back until her arms were grabbed and pinned by Berkley and Henstridge, leaving Valmore helpless to resist the smooth, soft, pliable bulk of Pelas' bosom when it molded itself onto her face.

Unable to see or breathe, and with Lindsey's big breasts cutting off her oxygen, Tess slowly grew lightheaded as she squirmed and wriggled on her back with Lindsey's weight pressing down on her. Off to one side, Sunny McKay finally untangling herself from Vanessa Hudgens, then ran back and started kicking Tess in the chest. After several kicks, Valmore passed out from a lack of air with her face still buried under the mass of Pelas' pneumatic puppies!
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When Tess came to consciousness, the first sensation was of Jeri Ryan stuffing cold packs into her bra. (Ryan is aware how it fells to have your boobs kicked and has an almost religious need to ease suffering wherever she finds it!) Tess opened her eyes to see Charlize Theron leaning over her reaching for her face and instinctively lashed out, punching Charlize in the face! POW!

Theron's knees buckled and she sat down on her ass between Tess's legs. Tess didn't bother looking for Cyrus and Abdul - who had disappeared - and just backhanded Ryan aside, then kicked Charlize in the chest with both feet, knocking her onto her back.

Tess rolled over and punched Jeri in the chin, knocking her unconscious as well, then sat up and looked around. Seeing security was fighting their way thru the crowd of fighting femmes toward her, Tess looked around for her dress and her blouse - neither of which were to be found!

Quickly, Tess reached over and pulled down Theron's skirt, slithered into it, then pulled off Ryan's blouse and was buttoning it up when she was grabbed by FCBA security and a city deputy. They took her aside and after the deputy cuffed her, he left her in the custody of a female security officer with a half dozen other handcuffed women while he waded back into the melee of half-naked women.

Asked later by the prosecutor why she 'stole' Theron's skirt and Ryan's blouse, Valmore snapped curtly, "Theron's top was too small!"
* * * *
Arena security and several off-duty police officers on the scene had their hands full separating the combatants and keeping them apart until Police reinforcements arrived to take everyone into custody and haul them off to the pokey. The fans who weren't involved, or throwing things, kept chanting, "LET 'EM FIGHT!". Others threw (mostly empty) drink cups, peanut and popcorn boxes and assorted trash at security officers and the handcuffed and zip-tied women (from both factions) who they didn't like... which overwhelming seemed to be Chimera - judging from the trash piling up around them!

Everyone was eventually herded out and loaded on buses for the ride to the police station where they were read their rights, photographed, finger printed, and put in holding cells to await an appearance in Night Court. Somewhere in that process, Jeri (in a flesh-tone lace bra) and Charlize (in white boy-cut panties) convinced the officers "that blond stole my clothes" both pointing to Valmore. When they arrived at the station a police matron retrieved Ryan's top and Theron's skirt from Tess, giving her a dingy gray jail towel to wrap around her torso to maintain a bit of her modesty.

Everyone from Chimera (except McMahon who apparently hadn't been involved), the others, and Tess were all booked for public fighting, disorderly conduct, and disrupting a public event (the PPV). Tess was also is charged with "lewd and licentious conduct", "indecency" and "public intoxication" - since she was wearing only her bra and panties and reeked of the beer that had been thrown, spilled and otherwise ended up on her and her underwear during the melee.

The two sides were put into different holding cells; Chimera and their friends in one; the others who had - or had been trying to - come to Tess's aid, in another. Tess was banished to the drunk tank with five or six hookers who'd been picked up in a vice sweep and were waiting for the night court magistrate to hear their cases.

They all spent several hours in the holding cells before they were pulled out to be taken upstairs to court - then another problem arose! Tess refused to leave the cell she'd shared with two drunks, a brunette and a redhead; two drugged out young suburban white women, and the four hookers picked up in a downtown vice sweep.

By the time for her court appearance, Tess had been in an altercation with the hookers who, seeing her fancy underwear, assumed she was one of them and tried to take her towel. Tess warned them, and when they persisted, she punched the first woman who came at her in the nose. Several others piled in and Tess gave a good account of herself, leaving the two druggies down and out and three of the four hookers hurting. The fourth hooker outweighed Tess by 50 pounds and after fighting off the others, Tess lost the towel - but managed to hold onto her underwear and her pride - if not her dignity!

Now, Tess refused to leave the cell until the big hooker gave her back her towel so she'd have something to wear in court besides her underwear. The matron tried to negotiate with the hooker who refused to give it up without getting "something from blondie." Tess refused to give her the time of day, let alone anything else and the matron, under pressure from the judge to get the prisoners to court, finally found Tess a new towel to wrap around herself for her court appearance.

"What are you in for?" the matron asked Tess as she handed her the towel.

"Kicked the sh*t out of a couple of them," she said, nodding at the sullen Chimera women.

The matron grinned. She'd already had to deal with several of them, and muttered, "So justifiable homicide then? I'll testify for ya, honey."
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When they were led into the court room, Stephanie McMahon was standing in the front of court talking to a female judge and the prosecutor. With them was another man who turned out to be McMahon (and Chimera's) attorney who she'd called to represent them.

A police sergeant gave an abbreviated account of the reports from the arresting officers since all that was required was for the judge to decide if the charges were sufficiently serious that she order the accused to be held in jail until their trial, or released on bail. After hearing his report, however, the judge shook her head and waved her hand at more than a dozen women who'd been brought before her.

"Seriously? I'm dealing with all this for a catfight? Since when is that a big deal, sergeant? I see that every day and that's just when I'm dealing with prosecutors and defense attorneys." She looked around the room and rolled her eyes. "Since this is 2018, I suppose somebody has a cellphone video of this brawl."

Nobody answered what some thought was a rhetorical question, so she asked, "Well... DOES anyone have video?"

Four women held up their hand and another one answered, "Yes, Judge."

"Alright," she said, pointing to McMahon's attorney. "Since you aren't doing anything, why don't you collect the phones from these upstanding citizens and let's take a look." Chagrined, the attorney walked around to get phones from the four women and he even made a note of the name of the women who had said she did. It turns out she didn't actually HAVE it, but she said her boyfriend had recorded it - since she was busy "kicking the fat ass of some brunette bimbo." The judge smiled and shook her head.

Stephanie's attorney played the the cellphone videos of the brawl for the judge who watched all of them, spending fifteen or twenty minutes - even stopping once or twice to compare since they were taken from different angles. When she had finished, she laughed. "I think it’s hilarious, I can't believe I missed all the fun."

Everyone - except Tess who was in no position to know - said that Charlize was only trying to pull people OFF of Tess and hadn't been involved in the fight at all. The judge had seen that for herself and said she didn't need anyone to tell her that! Then she dismissed all charges against everyone except for Tess, Jeri and Charlize because, in addition to the fight, they'd been arrested, "for indecent exposure - basically running around in public in your underwear. Plus you're charged with being drunk & disorderly. But you all admitted you were fighting - and the video your attorney showed me clearly proved it - and you still reek of alcohol. So I can't dismiss that without a hearing."

Tess opened her mouth to argue, but the judge held up her hand to stop her, "I'm sure you have a perfectly good explanation, but this isn't the time for it. Plus, young lady, there's also the added charge of your little fight in the drunk tank... those hookers claim you attacked them when they accused you of being in competition with them."

Red-faced, Tess sputtered a protest, but the judge shook her head sadly, adding, "I'm sorry I can't deal with that tonight, hon. I got folks lined up all the way out the door waiting to give me their own sad stories of how they're unjustly arrested and dragged into night court." She looked up at Tess's attorney - the one hired by McMahon - then at Stephanie. "You paying the fines for this whole lot?"

Stephanie nodded and said, "Yes, your honor. The whole bunch."

The judge nodded, "Alright then." She waved her gavel at Tess, Charlize, Jeri and Sunny and told McMahon, "You bring those four back here to my court room in ten days and we'll take care of the other charges. Until then," she reversed her gavel and pointed the handle at Tess like a gun, "you keep that cute little button nose outta trouble, ya hear blondie?" Tess nodded, biting her tongue to avoid saying something that could get her into more hot water.

As they left the court room, the bailiff took back the jail towel Tess had wrapped around her body. Stephanie paused, then took off her jacket and put it around Tess's shoulders, covering up her bra and the top half of her panties.

As Tess buttoned the jacket she asked Stephanie, "Well, how much do I owe you for all this?"

Stephanie replied, "I won't know until I get his bill. But I don't want your money anyway."
* * * *
Everyone was released once the bail was paid. McMahon had her checkbook and paid the bail for all the Chimera women, and the others involved as well (as a public relations move) - except for Tess, who had no money (she'd lost her purse in the melee).

McMahon had cut a deal with the court to parole Valmore into her custody with the proviso that Tess, Sunny McKay, and Jeri Ryan all return in 10 days for a formal hearing, all without Tess knowing anything about it!! The first Tess heard about that was when the guard came to the holding cell and told everyone they're free to go. "Ms. McMahon has arranged for your release."

As they're all going down the steps in front of the municipal building, Stephanie's limo pulled up and Stephanie rolled down the window, called Tess over. "Hop in, I'll give you a ride."

Tess, uncomfortable wearing just Stephanie's jacket, and grateful no one from the Paparazzi was there to take her picture, thanked her as she quickly ducked inside. Tess tried to interview Stephanie during the ride, but McMahon wouldn't give her anything or even talk about what happened. All she said was, "You can read all about it in the morning paper."

"HEY! Wait!" Tess suddenly blurted out as she realized where they were, "This isn't the way to my place, you missed the turn!"

"Oh, you're not going home," Stephanie told her with a wolfish grin. "I forget to mention the court paroled you into my custody for the next ten days. You'll be living at Chimera until your court date."

"WHAT! NO F-IN' WAY!"
* * * * *
"Hello roomie!" were the first words Ginny said when Stephanie brought the still shell-shocked blond to Ginny's basement room, pushed her in the door, then locked it behind her. "The bed is mine. I guess until they bring you a sleeping bag, you'll have to sleep on the floor."

As Tess looks around at the small, dank, room, the first thing she wants to know is, "Where's the bathroom?"

Ginny laughed and said, "There," pointing to a small closet. Tess was shocked to see a small tin shower stall, a dirty porcelain toilet with no seat, and a rusty sink with a threadbare cotton towel even thinner than the one she'd had in jail hanging on a nail in the wall. "And don't stink up the place," Ginny told her, "there's not very good air circulation down here."

A few minutes later, as Tess was coming out, Ginny called, "Oh hurry up, you'll want to see this." Tess went to the bedroom where Ginny was standing in front of a small, black & white TV watching the news showing the video of the brawl. "That was the best PPV the FCBA's put on in years," Ginny said. "You were great by the way, it took four of them and both of Pelas' puppies to get you down. Only thing I didn't understand was, why did you hit Charlize?"
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The next morning, Charlize came down to get Tess and took her upstairs where she dressed Tess in an outfit of extra, castoff otherwise unwanted or unused gear. Cat Bell's old sports bra; leggings that used to belong to Natasha Henstridge "until she outgrew them," Charlize explained. With shoes and socks from the equipment locker as well as a pair of Charlize's sunglasses.

After a morning run they returned for a catered breakfast, then before her shower, Charlize took Tess to Sunny's clinic and signed her up for one of McKay's massages. Tess was wary of letting Sunny get her hands on her but Charlize assured Tess that Sunny had already been warned by Stephanie and would be on her best behavior. "Plus, she studied massage in Japan and is really, really, good. You won't be sorry."

When Charlize stepped out of her own shower in the dressing room, Tess was just walking in to take her own shower and she had a big grin on her face. "You were right, the woman has magic hands. She even apologized to me... said I should thank you. I guess I should say I'm sorry for punching you too. I just thought..."

Charlize interrupted her. "Don't worry about it. I've been hit harder."

Tess eyes widened in surprise, then she smiled. "Probably me being on my back and only semi-conscious had something to do with that. Next time I'll do better."

"Challenge accepted," Charlize laughed. "We'll spar after lunch today. You show me you can hold your own and we'll make it a daily thing. After all, you're not going anywhere until after your court date. Maybe I can toughen you up for your rematch with the hookers?"

Tess's face wasn't smiling when she said, "If you can beat me, I'll see you in the cage with those animals." Charlize just grinned - probably thinking that being in jail with a bunch of hookers would be easy compared to where she'd been and some of the animals she'd had to deal with.

At dinner that evening, served by Ginny in the dining room, Tess asked Charlize about why she'd been trying to pull people off of her, "...after all the mean things I wrote about you."

Charlize explained when studying for her citizenship exam (she became US citizen in May 07) she'd read American History and learned about the First Amendment. She had no animosity toward Tess."I may not agree with what you write about me in Tractorpull, but I will defend your right to say it. Especially if it's your opinion. You're not making up facts. You surely aren't the only one who thinks I should retire. I'm not going to, but I respect you stating your case clearly and citing facts to support it So when those people attacked you because you stood behind the things you wrote, it was wrong and I had an obligation to defend you."

That evening, Tess was called to Stephanie's room to discuss how she was going to function. Tess wanted to explain that she would need to be away a couple of nights to do her job. She rehearsed her speech in the mirror of Ginny's cell, wondering when her roommate was going to return after finishing her cleaning up the dining room and filling the dishwasher. "I can't not cover the Asylum PPV or interview women in the FCBA just because I'm trapped here. The Wiz and (she blushed) my fiance won't stand for it."

When she knocked on Stephanie's door, McMahon opened it. Tess was stunned to see Stephanie wearing a sheer negligee under a short robe. "I don't know what you have in mind..." Tess began, but Stephanie waved off her protest. "I've got a guest Tess. I just wanted to tell you I talked to the Wizard and the FCBA about your job. I'll have Charlize drive you to your apartment tomorrow to pick up whatever you need. She'll escort you to the PPV's or wherever else you need to go. If she's busy, Sunny or Jeri will take over for her. Now, unless you have something you need to say, I have some business to conclude."

Tess shook her head and thanked Stephanie, turned and walked into her bedroom, closing the door behind her. She was going back to work.