The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Ariel Winter, Chloe Bennet, Kat Dennings, Sophie Mudd, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Gemma Arterton, Katy Perry, Antje Utgaard, Taylor Hill, Lili Reinhart, Jewel, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Chimera, Ginny, and The GOAT. Great honor to have Charlize Theron on the card and we appreciate it. Also, Odds and Ends and Sarah Shahi. Lookout! Boxing and Elisha Cuthbert. Medallion Boxing and Jessica Biel. Foxfire Boxing and Rachel Nichols, Jennifer Garner, and Daniel Fishel. And, our two indies, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kristin Kreuk. This was a great card with fighters who've been very important over the ten years Front Street has been in the FCBA. We appreciate each and every one of them agreeing to be a part of this. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Antje. She wasn't in a JMDD bout tonight, but it looks like that's her future here, and JMDD is all about offense, like in a Bar Room Brawl..."

Man In The Hat: "After ten years, Cable Boy may have learned something..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Seriously, though, you're correct. JMDD, like a Bar Room Brawl has a bias for offense and Antje has offensive tools few fighters can match. You saw that against Jen tonight. We think she has a future in that arena, no question about it. We think Perry may, as well, and you saw some of what she can bring against an all-timer in Jessica tonight. So. Yeah. Liked what we saw in both of those fights. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk flyweights. Kristen and Ariel are, no doubt, your top flys at the moment, and neither did anything to hurt themselves tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "K-Stew in there against a top-level girl in Kreuk showed what she always shows. She's as good as anyone in the division and better than most. Ariel's gettin' better by the fight. She was EVER so close to claimin' those flyweight belts last year. Maybe this is the year it happens for her. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "You had two other bigs on the card tonight, and both were pretty impressive..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "Gemma's who Gemma is, one of the best lightweights on the planet. Nobody in the division she can't beat on a given night. She can take you into deep water or get you early. She can box you or knock your socks off. Did she look great tonight? Sure. No surprise. She usually does. As for Taylor, there's a reason we got trade offers for the kid. Other managers see the same things I do...all the tools she needs to win the lightweight championship. We're gonna see if we can't get her that opportunity. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Let's talk about your bantams. Reinhart came up with a big win in tough, Dennings did the same, and Mudd beat a Hall of Famer in JMD, something Sophie's had a lot of experience with..."

Man In The Hat: "Let's start with Sophie. We see her as a girl who has the ability to win the bantamweight titles, and, that's going to be our goal with her. However. This does not preclude her from getting JMD action or, maybe, getting into the mix for THAT title. We'll take that as it comes. Lili, she needed to prove things last year. And, she proved them. More than once. She's another girl we got trade offers for. There's a reason we turned those down. She's got championship ability and you saw it tonight. Kat, as you know, is a bantamweight title contender. What you do NOT know and what Kat herself does not know is that she's getting a million dollar bonus for shutting Mac's mouth, no matter how briefly. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"