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29 February 2020 Jennifer Garner vs Antje Utgaard

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TEN YEARS, TEN FIGHTS @ THE ASYLUM PPV

 

BAR ROOM BRAWL

 

Posted by The Grand Wizard on February 29, 2020, 10:44 pm

 

 

BEFORE:

"I've had a lot of FCBA fights," says Jennifer with a smile. "But. This is a new one. And, that's kinda why I was interested in doing it. She's big, strong, tough. And, so am I."

"She's a Hall of Famer," says Antje. "13 time champion. 23 wins in title fights. Yeah. She's tough and dangerous. But. I'm more of both."

ROUND ONE:

Man In The Hat: "We are at the Jack of Diamonds here in Philly. I'm the Grand Wizard of Boxing, again with 'The Aussie Enforcer', Anna Torv and 'The Champ' Britney Spears, and, we're INSIDE now, ladies..."

Britney: "Thank goodness, because it was NOT warm out there on Asylum beach."

Anna: "Bar room cleared out pretty well. No ring here, but plenty of space for fighting."

Man In The Hat: "And, the jukebox blarin' 'Heads Will Roll' by the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs, and here comes 'The Scandinavian Stunner', Antje Utgaard!"

Britney: "Six feet. 150-plus pounds. Ridiculous athleticism, agility and flexibility. NOT the kind of girl you want to be brawling in a bar with..."

Man In The Hat: "Antje helped off with the robe by her seconds, Pink and Leelee Sobieski, and, she's wearin' that stars and stripes number we've seen before to excellent effect. And, that's 'Grey Street' by DMB you hear on the juke now, and, from the door on the opposite side of the bar, here comes Hall of Famer Jennifer Garner of Foxfire Boxing!"

Anna: "Speaking of girls you don't want to be brawling with just about anywhere, a 13-time champion who packs a heck of a punch."

Man In The Hat: "Jen helped off with the robe by her own seconds, Mandy Moore and Mary Elizabeth Winstead. And, she's looking mighty fine in that red number...even now back at Asylum, Mac is babblin' about age bein' nothin' but a number..."

Britney: "And, in Jen's case, that looks to be true."

Man In The Hat: "Ladies about ready. And, we've gotten the picks from our crew at Asylum. Tess favors Jen. Mac likes Jen, and Cassie is goin' with Antje. Utgaard wastin' no time goin' after Jen. She's steppin' right to behind that long, heavy left jab of hers, backing up Garner. Jen firin' back hard, but can't hold ground at the moment..."

Anna: "Hard to stand in front of Antje as big and strong as she is."

Man In The Hat: "And, that's what Jen's findin' out right now. She's coverin up, tyin' up now as the ladies near the far wall of the bar. Jen spins around, gets back to open ground, but Antje right back forward. Garner can't keep her off right at the moment. And Utgaard takin' full advantage of that."

Britney: "Right now, fans, you're seeing why everyone at Front Street is so high on Antje..."

Man In The Hat: "And, we absolutely are. Big plans for this girl. Big plans. But, for the moment, let's keep our eyes on this fight, as Antje drivin' Jen back toward the jukebox. Garner tyin' up the younger girl again, spinning on her again to get back to open ground and there's the bell. End of one. Antje. Wide."

Anna: "And, up 10-9 after one."

ROUND TWO:

Man In The Hat: "Antje still aggressive in the second. Jen tyin' her up immediately, wants to wrestle around inside right now. Not a lot of percentage in that for most girls against someone as strong as 'The Scandinavian Stunner', but Jen Garner is Jen Garner and she knows what she'd doin' in there..."

Anna: "Definitely does. She's slowing down Antje, and that's the plan."

Man In The Hat: "Utgaard wants to get back to range where she can use that jab, but Jen wants to stay in close. She's workin' some body in there, and Antje now respondin' in kind. Garner gettin' terms she likes a lot better right now, Champ, and that's makin' a difference."

Britney: "Definitely is. Antje no longer bullying Jen around the bar."

Man In The Hat: "Instead, both fighters workin' inside, workin' body, bangin' those ribs and abs. Gonna take an effort to do a lot of damage downstairs, though, because both of these girls have trained those cores up for this one. Five seconds to go in the round and there's the bell. Close one. Jen."

Anna: "Even at 19 after two."

ROUND THREE:

Man In The Hat: "Inta the third now, and Antje again wants to work at range, but Jen not gonna allow it. Garner gettin' up in Utgaard's grill, and they are bangin' inside, which, I guess, is what you'd expect in a bar room brawl. Lots more body work than in the average bar fight, though..."

Britney: "That's because these are real, trained fighters, not drunken goofs..."

Man In The Hat (laughing): "Good point. See, this is why is great to have actual, intelligent color commentators in a booth. You actually get some INSIGHT into what's happenin' in the ring, or, in this case, on the floor of the bar. And, right now, what's happenin' is some grindin' inside work..."

Anna: "Playing into what Jen wants to do. She's looking to limit Utgaard's ability to extend on her punches and get that awesome power on."

Man In The Hat: "Hits as hard as anybody I've ever seen in the FCBA, no doubt about that. Listen to this girl work a heavy and it's like listenin' to the worst thunderstorm you've ever been in. Ten seconds left in the third. Ladies banging away to the bell. Close again. Garner again."

Britney: "And, Jen up 29-28 on the cards."

ROUND FOUR:

Man In The Hat: "Antje workin' the jab as we start the fourth. She's givin' a little ground now, movin' the feet, trying to maintain distance. She's getting that big, heavy left on and it's playing. She's stoppin' Garner, holdin' her in place for those booming right hands..."

Anna: "Know what question I always get from fans? How do the Front Street bigs all develop that heavy jab?"

Man In The Hat (laughing): "Yeah. A LOT of people would like ta know how we do that. But, that's a little secret we'll keep. Because, well. You're seein' the results of that big jab and THERE'S A RIGHT HAND FROM UTGAARD and Garner is, as Elvis would say, 'All Shook Up'!"

Britney: "Half the welter division would be ON THE FLOOR..."

Man In The Hat: "Jen made of sterner stuff, but Utgaard lookin' ta finish this thing now. She's lettin' the hands go, drivin' Jen backward. Garner backed up against the wall near the door as Antje gets off heavy. Ref lookin' in, but time runnin' out and there's the bell. Utgaard. Wide."

Anna: "And, we're even at 38."

ROUND FIVE:

Man In The Hat: "Utgaard all OVER Garner as we start the fifth. Antje determined to end this thing, and Jen just tryin' ta ride it out at the moment. Younger woman banging away with both hands. Garner givin' ground, firin' back here and there, but she is in DEEP trouble..."

Britney: "Using all the tricks at her disposal to run clock, though..."

Man In The Hat: "Definitely is. Antje, meanwhile, trying to find the shot that puts a stop to this. She's got Jen backed to the bar now. Garner in a high guard, clinching. Utgaard shoves her off, bangs some body, then goes right back upstairs. Jen tyin' up again and the ref gonna break 'em apart."

Anna: "Antje doing a nice job of staying patient."

Man In The Hat: "Is, indeed. She's workin' hard, but not gettin' sloppy and I like what I'm seein', that's for sure. Jen tying up again. Utgaard punches free and lands a SOLID right hook! Garner felt that, but took it and stayed on her feet and there's the bell. Big round for Antje. Shutout."

Britney: "And, Utgaard's in the lead 48-47 at the half."

ROUND SIX:

Man In The Hat: "Antje walkin' Jen down. Garner bein' forced to give ground as the younger woman's banging that big left home, followin' with hard right and EATING A RIGHT HAND COUNTER FROM GARNER! Oh, Jen keyholed that and Antje is in trouble all of a sudden!"

Anna: "Came out of nowhere!"

Man In The Hat: "Garner now goin' all in and DOWN GOES UTGAARD! Jen drops the Scandinavian Stunner with an absolutely BRUTAL combination! Jen backing to the jukebox. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. Might just be over, ladies. Seven. Antje sits up. Eight. Utgaard to her feet at nine. Ref gonna give her the mandatory and WAIVE ON JEN..."

Britney: "Going to be a long minute for Antje..."

Man In The Hat: "No doubt. Garner letting the hands go, battering Antje backward. Utgaard up against the far wall now as Garner makes with the heavy artillery. Ref lookin' in. Not gonna watch too much more of this. Younger girl ties up. Jen forces her off, lands a NICE right uppie, but there's the bell."

Anna: "10-8, Garner and Jen back up 57-56."

ROUND SEVEN:

Man In The Hat: "Garner now lookin' ta finish this thing. She's lettin' heavy leather fly as Utgaard backs and covers. Garner smellin' blood in the water, no doubt about that. Antje unable to hold position at the moment, as Jen's sittin' down on everything to excellent effect..."

Britney: "Garner teeing off in a BIG way..."

Man In The Hat: "No doubt about it, and it's servin' her pretty well at the moment. GOOD right by Jen that backed Antje up. Garner steppin' to, scorin' hard, accurate shot with both hands and GETTING DROPPED! Oh, what a right hand from Utgaard and DOWN GOES GARNER!"

Anna: "Out of NOWHERE again!"

Man In The Hat: "Antje over to the jukebox quickly. Referee countin' over Jen, who's flat on her back. Three. Four. Five. Garner rolling to her right side at six. Seven. Eight. Jen gettin' to her feet and COLLAPSES FACE FIRST TO THE FLOOR at nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO7 is 'The Scandinavian Stunner', Antje Utgaard!"

Britney: "What a SHOT that was!"

AFTER:

Man In The Hat: "I got our winner, Antje Utgaard, and, kid, that was a real BRAWL out there!"

Antje (smiling): "Yeah. She might not be 25 anymore, but she hits as hard as about anyone I've been in with. And she can TAKE one, too, because I hit her with some HEAVY shot."

Man In The Hat: "Got the result, though..."

Antje: "Yeah, I did. And, I LIKE this kind of fight. Maybe we do this more often, Wiz?"

Man In The Hat: "Maybe we do, kid. Maybe we do!"

 

 

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