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5 March 2020 Poppy Montgomery vs Joanna Krupa

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COUGARS AFTER DARK

 

Posted by Vassago on March 5, 2020, 7:50 pm

 

 

Poppy Montgomery vs Joanna Krupa
(Downunder Boxing vs FCBA Independent)
(10-12-1, 7 KO vs 9-10, 9 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago


BEFORE: Cougar boxing action continues tonight with two women who both dispatched Denise Richards in recent weeks and argued over artistic impression on social media thereafter. Poppy Montgomery dismissed Joanna Krupa as "another dumb, plastic blonde" which found nothing but pure wrath in response. The Polish model is truly tired of hearing all the cheap shots about her physical presence and vows to send "this old slapper all the way back to Australia" tonight but her trash-talking has been silenced in rough fashion before and this match-up in a genuine coin-toss according to the experts.

Poppy Montgomery wears a black basque top, matching hotpans & red gloves. Long auburn hair tied in a custom ponytail. Joanna Krupa wears a red one-piece swimsuit with a deep V-cleavage and white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Joanna channels her wrath in speed dial fashion as she outworks the redhead in close range and begins to stack up punches into her face which sends the older woman into hectic retreat almost upon impact. Poppy finds Joanna to be much more aggressive than Denise Richards and fails to slug her way back into contention as Krupa keeps blasting her up the chimney until she traps her along the ropes for a good measure. Joanna sends a couple of juicy guts shots which slump the Aussie actress into quiet spasms before a left/right combo finds the jaw and splits the redhead's high guard outright. Poppy just can't escape from this leather logjam and tries to clinch her foe however Krupa nails her with a solid hook on the solar plexus and cleans out shop thereafter dropping bombs on the exposed midsection.

Round 2:
Poppy manages to land a couple of meaningful headshots early on but gets turned to the side following another accurate blast on the temple and suddenly Joanna blasts her right through the guard again which sends the Aussie actress reeling. Ugh! Raw power supply gives the Polish model the edge and Montgomery simply thinks better off it buying time in mid-distance albeit leaking style points in the process. Joanna taunts her verbally but is still forced to pounce on the reeling opponent and just can't land that big punch during the second minute hassle anymore. Crowd doesn't really enjoy Poppy's duck & weave show here either but those wild swings from the blonde carry some potential and Poppy gets picked off regardless once she tries to salvage the scorecards come the final minute; Krupa whacks her on the chin several times and misses on a mighty put away late as Montgomery clatters into her boobs with a desperate uppercut drive instead.

Round 3:
Poppy settles down in pure jug muggin' mode trying to punish the lively model but she gets outworked in close range again and appears to be backing off when she scythes a left cross into the blonde's nose and stuffs her on the heels with a quick overhand follow up. She delivers a flurry of punches that slam into the model's face and suddenly Krupa looks very vunerable while getting blasted in a spirited fashion. Ugh! Poppy smacks her back onto the ropes in a hurry before digging another cruel hook on the boobs and the slugging response in nowhere to be found as Joanna drops behind a desperate earmuff instead. This only allows the Aussie to cash in with a dominant jabbing drive in the final minute but the blonde claims that was pure creampuff value as she gets extremely vocal after the bell. How about actually punching back, gurl?

Round 4:
Cougars sluggin' early in the fourth... Joanna beats the redhead to the punch more often than not but apparently Poppy got riled up enough to blow her gasket as she tries to outwork the model in close range. This hasn't worked before and it doesn't work for her again as she gets bumped onto her heels with Krupa driving her mitts on target and taking the high guard to the cleaners... Poppy has to bail out of there but she just lacks that speedy touch and gets dragged into a lenghty phone booth struggle along the ropes during the second minute. Joanna remains glued to her face and even if she bounces off the mitts too much, she keeps the older woman under wraps and scores style points pounding away while Montgomery has to cover off and offers little in response. More blonde taunting follows and Poppy is visibly on her last nerves as she shouts back at Nikki Visser in the Downunder corner during the interval.

Round 5:
Joanna feels she's one good drive away from flooring the redhead but she gets caught out by the belting harpoon seconds into the fifth and eats a quick headbutt as a clearly fired up Aussie wants to wreck havoc within her cleavage. Poppy TEARS it down from the south and lifts the model's boobs into her chin before blasting her on the liver with a monster jam... Ugh! Joanna wobbles forward with a whimper and still gets whacked on the chin with a proper uppercut as Poppy's the one spitting verbal abuse before she clocks the stunned blonde on the solar plexus with a drilling right hand... Joanna stumbles to the side and her arms drop way off while Poppy SMOKES her with a brutal hook on the mouth that sends the gumshield flying out!!! BLONDE GIRL DOWN!!! Joanna crashes face down at the redhead's feet and her left arm gets caught underneath the body weight which makes the Polish cougar yelp in discomfort even louder. Poppy struts back to her corner where Nikki Visser awaits with the high-five and the merciless count is simply too fast for the aching model. Joanna pushes herself up on all fours at six but just can't find her breath back in time and gets shockingly counted out moments later!!! KO5 Poppy Montgomery in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: Epic disaster for the Miami-based model who seemingly had this fight under control until.. ugh.. it's just hard to explain how Poppy applied the heat and a JMD-veteran like Joanna should have really done better when getting punched in the boobs. She got softened up badly and got smoked into oblivion by an Adrianne Palicki chin-checking special in the end but one wouldn't suspect Poppy Montgomery is capable of such a Grand Slam finish given her age!

"Whatever! I told ya this dumb blonde needs to zip it! I'm really tired of trashy scumbags like Denise and Joanna who provide zero quality but act like they own the place! I whooped them both so I might take some real offers now. I hear Kate Beckinsale is very active lately so I wonder if she answers my call?", Poppy winks back to the camera at the end of her post-fight interview and it seems like we haven't seen the last of this Aussie cougar just yet!

Official Result: Poppy Montgomery def. Joanna Krupa KO5.

 

 

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