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After crushing Blake Lively, Taylor Swift now returns indoors to face a bare knuckle fight with Rochelle Humes, who has seen fit to challenge the willowy blonde, who knocked her out in 7 rounds last time they fought, although she had Taylor in trouble for some time



The girls come into the ring, Rochelle in a pale blue bikini, Taylor in a red and white patterned bikini, neither girl wearing boots, or, of course, gloves, as they each try to stare the other down 



Round 1



Both girls are circling, watching, waiting, knowing full well that they are going to get hurt tonight, the punches they will take not being cushioned in gloves, and knuckles leave bruises, cuts and lumps the way that gloves can never do. The fight is scheduled for 10 rounds, but one of these girls will probably be knocked out before then, and now they punch each other, Taylor landing two sweet left jabs to Rochelle’s mouth, the Brit hitting back, whipping a neat right hook to her cheek, Taylor making fake noises to emphasise she isn’t hurt, then she jabs Rochelle again, cheek first, then mouth, as the brunette drops backwards a little, Taylor smiling at getting some early success, but the smile fades when Rochelle thumps her hard to her midriff, then gives her one in the ribs to follow, Taylor bending a little, which Rochelle spots very quickly, and gives her a solid left hook in her mouth, this time Taylor not needing to feign a reaction, because that did hurt, and she makes sure she stands up straighter, blocks Rochelle’s next punch aimed at her ribs with her left hand, then punches the Brit with her right fist, then again, Rochelle taking some punishment now, but she sinks another loevely left hand shot into Taylor’s gut, running out of time to give her any more, both girls probably needing the rest between rounds after that tough opener



Round 2



Rochelle’s licking a swollen lip as the restart, while Taylor rubs the side of her jaw which has a pink bruise beginning to change colour, and they start sparring again, but Taylor’s beginning to look more aggressive than in the opening round, and hits Rochelle with three good punches to her face before she can react, the Brit again having to step back as the tall blonde gives her punches from either hand, her knuckles cracking into Rochelle’s cheekbones, and she’s really beginning to mark up under this concerted attempt to work her over, beginning to bruise around her eyes, bleeding from a cut to her right cheek, but she fights back, and hurts Taylor with a few good punches to her ribs, only for the American to paste her sideways with a right hook, Rochelle staggering to the ropes, covering up, but to very little purpose, as Taylor crashes punches into her body to knock the stuffing out of her, then to her face, the round ending with blood streaming from Rochelles left eyebrow as well as her right cheek and lips



Round 3



This round is likely to spell the end for a horribly battered Rochelle, but she’s started the round in sprightly mood, bobbing to and fro and letting Taylor have some solid punches, the blonde looking a little surprised as the shorter girl actually begins to dictate the fight, Taylor unable so far to reopen any of the wounds she’s inflicted on Rochelle’s face as the Brit carries the fight to her more and more, until the taller girl snaps and smacks Rochelle solidly in her mouth to stop her progress, then digs her in the belly with a straight right, Rochelle groaning, but staying defiant, and again fighting back, banging Taylor’s tits with a left and right hook salvo, but that’s just rattled her cage that bit too much, because Taylor really starts to work on Rochelle again, her knuckles cracking into that pretty face, those cuts reopened, and she hurts Rochelle with a lovely straight right jab to her left eye, then a left hook over the top, smacking onto her right eye, Rochelle somehow finding the energy to survive those punches, and hit back, her right fist cracking into Taylor’s jaw a couple of times before the bell end the round



Round 4



Taylor still looks bemused, having thought she’d more or less won this fight in round 2, but now round 4 begins, and she looks more dominant than she did in round 3, makes life difficult for Rochelle by punching her face from distance, Rochelle just eating those flashing knuckles, looking more and more dazed as Taylor beats her up, more or less pulls the Brit to a neutral corner, where she gives her body a bit more punishment, before switching to her now unprotected face, banging her fists in, blood and snot flying everywhere, Rochelle finally going down. She’s doing her best to fight on, but her limbs won’t hold her up, and she flops forwards as the count reaches 8, Taylor raising her arms in victory as it gets to 10!



Result: Taylor Swift knocked out Rochelle Humes in round 4



Poor Rochelle! She did her best, but just took a horrible beating from a far better girl, and she has ice packs on her face as Taylor’s entourage drag her across the ring to where Taylor is sitting, and she asks the referee for his belt, which he unfastens and gives to her, and then snaps at Rochelle, “Panties off, b*tch!” Rochelle flinches, but obeys, then Taylor’s friends pull Rochelle across the willowy blonde’s thighs, and hold her still while Taylor thrashes Rochelle’s backside with ten lashes of that leather belt to punish her for challenging her