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9 April 2020 Samia Ghadie vs Jenny McCarthy

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK - Bare Knuckle Boxing

Posted by Dave Knowles on Apr 10, 2020 at 6:35pm

Words - Knowlesey & Sceej Result - Lookout

It’s hard to understand why little British flyweight Samia Ghadie has decided to rattle Jenny McCarthy’s cage, although the babe did seem very hyped up after beating Willa Holland. Historically, if a fighter wants a bout with Jenny Mac it does not take much asking - a few well placed quips to prick the famous McCarthy temper and she's signing on the dotted line - often without consulting her management!

Of course, while getting the Playmate into the ring may be easy, dealing with her in the ring is another matter. With that in mind, Samia seeks out the professional help of "The Duchess" herself - reigning diva of British boxing - Kate Beckinsale, who has tamed the "impudent Irish scullery maid" more than once and owns a winning record in their long rivalry. Kate agrees with relish to not only help train Samia and lend her unique insight, she will second her at the fight. Psychological warfare as Beever's Babes are well aware of Kate's unparalleled ability to get under Mac's skin!

Press Conference

Beever's Babes apparent no shows for the presser, which suits Jenny fine - the girl was never one to share the microphone anyway! Mac wonders aloud, "Is this chick punchy? She's a tiny tiny tiny girl! I mean, is she even five feet tall? Losing record at flyweight and she calls out the Greatest Fighting Playmate of all Time? Well, it won't be the first time I crumbled a British crumpet!"

Some jeers from the British press - and they abruptly erupt into partisan cheering as room fills with the stirring strains of "Rule Brittania" and here comes Samia Ghadie ... and she is accompanied by "The Duchess" herself - Kate Beckinsale! Samia, taking podium, gestures toward McCarthy, "Bit lippy, isn't she? (drawing raucous laughter from press) The old girl's just a LITTLE full of herself, eh? Well, no matter - I'll teach this aging Page Three girl some manners!" Been training with the great Kate Beckinsale."

Applause from press as Kate waves in acknowledgement ... and yeah ... she wore it ... the infamous "bunny bracelet"! Charm bracelet with just under a dozen charms in the form of the Playboy bunny head logo - each inscribed with the name of a conquered Playboy fighter! Silver charms for Playmates; gold charms for Playmates of the Year. Jenny McCarthy absolutely seething!!! Is she hallucinating or does every turn of K-Becks wrist shed a sparkle of light on a golden charm inscribed "Jenny McCarthy - Playmate of the Year 1993"? Real or hallucination, it is driving Jenny bonkers as she seethes in her seat!

Samia continues to goad, "As for why fight an aging has-been, well, being as it's almost Easter ... I fancied a little bunny hunt!" Laughter from British press, scowl from J-Mac.

Kate Beckinsale, "Respected members of the sporting press, we look forward to seeing you all at the arena on fight night ... oh, and for those at ringside - please DO remember to wear a plastic face shield or other form of personal protection as it is anticipated there will be a significant chemical spillage of silicone and botox over the course of the bout as Miss Ghadie pummels ..."

Kate does not get to finish because ... PLAYMATE DONE LOST HER MIND! Out of seat with something like a roar, blonde lunging for a startled Kate Beckinsale and Samia Ghadie ... barely corralled by alert security ... dragged off ... shrieking and kicking ... Samia giggles and K-Becks smirks with cool contempt. Clearly, the referee will earn their pay in this fight!

Fight Night

Crowd humming with anticipation - if the fight matched the press conference near riot they will not be disappointed! Lights down ... sound system echoes a familiar base thump and then Bobby Darrin croons, "Oh the shark, babe ... has such teeth, dear ..." and arena erupts in boos and those boos are NOT for Mister Bobby Darrin! Jenny McCarthy to ring steely eyed ... seconded by Big Bad Gena Lee Nolin.

And before Bobby Darrin is even near finished, sound system switches over to inspirational "Rule Brittania" ... and crowd erupts in applause for local favorite, Samia Ghadie, escorted to ring by her trainer for this bout, Kate "The Duchess" Beckinsale!

Ring instructions were in dressing rooms to avoid repeat of press conference riot - and no hope these girls were going to shake hands anyway!. Anyway, tonight will tell as the two fighters glare at each other across the ring, Samia in a scarlet bikini and Jenny in a purple one, both girls hands taped, and both girls keen, not just to beat the other, but to humiliate her in some appalling fashion afterwards

Round 1
Both girls are going at it, Samia keeping her head bowed as she attacks the taller girl, clearly remembering how Willa damaged her hand by misdirecting a punch onto the top of her skull, but Jenny’s much to experienced to fall for that, and whips a couple of smart little uppercuts up into Samia’s face. However, the little Brit’s getting to her, staying in close and personal, punching her midriff as best she can from close range, constantly insulting her, “You’re so old, so dried up!” and when Jenny clinches, Samia rubs her head into the blonde’s face, making life uncomfortable. Jenny pushes Samia away, rather than wait for the referee, then swings a rather ugly right hook, which the smaller girl avoids, and she punches Jenny’s tits in response, her knuckles sinking into that soft flesh, making the blonde wince and writhe, stepping backwards towards the ropes, where Samia takes her chance to send some good punches into her body, doing her best to soften the bigger, older girl up as best she can, reducing her size advantage

Round 2
Samia comes forwards quickly and solidly, starts well be sending some punches in at Jenny’s midsection, but the blonde seems more switched on now, and she sways clear of the smaller girl, sending some nasty looking punches at her face, Samia soon starting to look like she’s in trouble, and she can’t get off the ropes whilst Jenny hits her like this, the blonde ripping punches into Samia’s face, which seems to just be waiting for those taped knuckles to land, the little sl*t riding them as best she can, but she;s bleeding from her nose and lips before she manages to scramble clear, dodging under Jenny’s left arm when she misses with a big punch, and even raps some punches on the bigger girl’s ribcage as she skips out and clear, lets Jenny come after her, then gets inside her longer reach and bangs some punches into her body, Jenny stooping, getting her midriff out of range, then eating a little salvo of punches to her face, Samia’s knuckles bruising her cheeks there, Jenny cursing herself fo being careless, and she runs out of time to take that out on Samia

Round 3
Jenny still doesn’t look too pleased with life, but she manages a smile when she connects with a crisp right hook on Samia’s jaw, sending the little Brit sideways and backwards, then, without getting close enough for Samia to respond, she uses her longer reach to bang some hefty punches into her toned body, Samia gasping and squeaking in pain, Jenny grinning now as she sees the angry red marks her fists have left on the little sl*t’s ribs, and she follows that by pretty much pushing Samia’s head up with her left hand, before smashing a right hook into her cheek, Samia dropping to the canvas, sobbing, her left cheek beginning to swell, Jenny shaking her right hand to loosen it up as Samia gets to her feet slowly at 8, and Jenny hits her again, gets her face in close to Samia’s and tells her, “That’s just for starters, you little whore!” before thudding a left handed punch into her belly, then standing back whilst Samia struggles not to fall to her knees, Jenny pummelling the smaller girl’s silicone enhanced tits as the round ends

Round 4
Patched up and ready, Samia comes out ready to fight Jenny, and shocks the older girl as she launches herself at her in a savage attack, whipping punches into the blonde’s abdomen to make her grunt and groan, then she gets inside her reach and punches her in the face, Jenny’s head getting knocked backwards by the smaller girl’s solid knuckles, and she’s showing some bruising around her jaw after that, before she responds, turning little Samia round, then punching her face twice, Samia hurt, but taking those shots, and she fights back as well, gets herself clear of the ropes, and lands some more decent body shots, seeming to still be full of energy, although Jenny hits her to her midsection a couple of times, her face a mask of hatred for the little Brit, who now tries to keep clear for a few moments to recover, Jenny catching her in the final seconds though, trapping her in a neutral corner, and starting to unload, bruising Samia’s upper arms as she blocks the bigger bgirls fists

Round 5
Jenny’s at Samia immediately now, the smaller girl looking as though she’s beginning to wilt after taking some nasty punches on her arms, and she’s not really fighting back as the blonde keeps her trapped in her own corner, and begins to beat the sh*t out of her, all the time telling her, “You’re gonna be my little b*tch after this, you sl*t!” the tears again welling up in Samia’s eyes and dribbling down her cheeks whilst Jenny punches her body and arms. She tries to get out from Jenny’s clutches, but isn’t successful as the former Playmate tells her, “You f**king stay there and take your medicine!” then punches her in her mouth, Samia sliding down the turnbuckle and onto her backside, whilst Jenny warns her, “You better get up, b*tch! I ain’t finished yet!” Samia’s clearly weighing up her options, but gets up again at a very slow count of 8, staggers forwards, but gets prodded back again, Jenny then punching her upper arms, very targeted punches which will leave long lasting bruises, and which are going to make Samia a virtual punchbag as she drops her guard completely, Jenny banging punches to either ear, mainly just to hurt her, before hitting the little sl*t to her eyes, cutting her right eyebrow open and putting her back on the canvas, the referee’s count again a slow one, so that Samia is apparently up at 8 again, but the round is over anyway

Round 6
Samia’s face has become a lumped up, bruised and bloody mess, but the referee doesn’t even check on her between rounds, although he does tell Jenny, “Finish the little whore off now!” making the blonde laugh, “What? You still want her?” and he grins, “Too late babe! I’ve had her! Very nice! Just knock her out, then do what you like, OK?” The bell rings again, and Jenny’s in front of Samia as soon as she stands up, rips three punches into her body for starters, then stands her up straight, saying, “G’night, b*tch!” before banging a right hook into her jaw to finish her off, Samia down, and very much out!

Result: Jenny McCarthy knocked out Samia Ghadie in round 6

Sexy Samia did her best, but the height, reach and weight advantages were too much for her, and she just got hammered into oblivion

Post Fight
Jenny McCarthy all smiles as she head for the Ghadie corner. "Time for Walkies!" she taunts and that can only mean the dreaded "Walk of Shame"! Unfortunately, Samia got hammered so badly that she can offer no resistance to any post fight antics. Crowd booing lustily - then erupting in cheers as Kate Beckinsale enters ring and placed herself between the Playmate and her prey.

"Anyone who thinks they will touch this girl will have to deal with me first!" she declares defiantly. Then from the side comes a voice, "Lady ... I don't see dealing with you as any problem!". Kate turns and to her shock and horror, comes face to face with Big Bad Gena Lee Nolin! She begins to backpedal, trying to sound authoritative, "I warn you ... do not come one step closer ... keep your distance ... d-d-o not test me ... I warn you!"

Beever's Babes staff take the opportunity to remove the wreckage of Samia Ghadie from the ring, after which, Kate the Great beats a hasty and most undignified retreat. From the relative safety of the press area, she delivers a rant about the "ill advised" granting of visas to enter England to "silicone enhanced blonde she-apes posing as actresses whose 'acting credentials' include Playboy and Baywatch!"

Kate concludes her remarks with her signature - "Appalling!"