Kathleen Loserfruit vs Alesha Dixon

The reporters are coming in for a historic bout. Kathleen Loserfruit's first ever FCBA press conference will take place, Alesha Dixon immediately kicks things off with some smack talk. 
Alesha: So, this girl thinks she can just walk in here, and fight me! Lol, she can barely take on a punching bag, and she thinks she can fight me, I'm going to break her into a thousand little pieces wrap it all up, send it back to Australia, and she can play some Fortnite with her f*cking kangaroos then. 

A huge OOO emerges from the crowd, as Alesha Dixon smiles and winks at her adoring fans, showing off that beautiful face. 

Kath: Alright, alright, I get it, you're a popular, experienced, i mean, fighting for over 10 years, and you're hot, not gonna lie. And I like that, because when I destroy you in the ring, it'll make me look even better. 

Round 1: 

Both fighters enter the ring, Kathleen Loserfruit walking in with Danielle Panabaker beside her, Alesha Dixon walks out alone, proving a point that "she don't need nobody." The bell rings and the fight is under way. The 2 fighter circle each other, before Dixon fients right, goes left, but pulls out and makes Loserfruit trip over her own ankles and fall over. Loserfruit flushing with embarrasment there, tries to get up quickly, but Dixon hits her with a MASSIVE uppercut! The shot was so powerfull it literally blew Loserfruit back to her feet. Kath looking dazed as Dixon flexes her biceps while she stumbles around the ring, trying to get her bearings. Dixon aproaches Loserfruit and slugs her across the face, and shoves her into the ropes. Loserfruit bounces back, and unleashes a hell of a right hook, that narrowly misses the head of Alesha Dixon. Dixon, enraged by the attempt, unleashes an onslaught of punches, all aimed at Kathleen Loserfruit's beautiful face. Loserfruit, in desperation, goes into a clinch, but Dixon sidesteps and gives a left hook that catches flush, and the bell rings for the end of round 1.

Round 2: 
Loserfruit's debut not going as planned, she is looking really worried as she experiences the true level of skill Alesha Dixon possesses. The bell rings, and again the fighters come out of their corners, Loserfruit rather tentatively, with Dixon rushing out, Loserfruit catches her with a 1-2 combo, and an uppercut to the stomach, Dixon falls back, Loserfruit pressing with newfound confidence, and slugs Dixon in the face, Dixon tries to break momentum with a couple of jabs, but Loserfruit dogdes beautifully, and connects with a left hook and an uppercut. Dixon looking stunned and desperate, she tries to go into a clinch, and succeeds. Dixon and Loserfruit, 2 extremely fit ladies, both grappling for the upper hand here, and Dixon gets it! She hurls Kathleen Loserfruit down to the ground and another uppercut connects! Loserfruit is dazed and on the ground and Dixon goes for another shot, while Kathleen is down! Loserfruit may be knocked out cold here! Dixon flexing her biceps again as the ref begins the count. Panabaker trying to spur on her new teammate, Loserfruit barely stirring! The ref reaches 6 just as Loserfruit gets up, and the ref signals for the end of the round, Dixon winning a closely contested round

Round 3
The third round begins with Loserfruit coming out strong, looking to make up for wasted time. Dixon comes out overconfident and eats a brilliant uppercut. Loserfruit circles a stunned Dixon now, and rams her fist into the flat and toned stomach of Alesha Dixon. Dixon punches Loserfruit in the face, but Loserfruit comes back at Dixon with another jab combo. Loserfruit, looking really light on her feet and Dixon is stumbling around, this could be the end! Loserfruit dogdes another Dixon cross, and send a uppercut towards the face, and brings down Alesha Dixon!! Dixon rushes back to her feet, not thinking it through, and eats another haymaker from Loserfruit! Loserfruit puts down Dixon for the second time in the round, and she's staying down! Dixon looks to be knocked out cold here. The ref is up to the count of 8 and Dixon still hasn't moved, up to 9! DIXON IS OUT! 

Result: KATHLEEN LOSERFRUIT KNOCKS OUT ALESHA DIXON IN THE 3RD ROUND

Aftermath:
Danielle Panabaker rushes in to embrace her new teammate, congratulating her on her debut win. Loserfruit seems to be as happy as she can be, giggling a little. Dixon has barely stirred as medical staff surround the defeated warrior. 
A reporter comes into the ring to interview Kath: "How do you feel about the fight?"

Kath: "Overall I'm feeling really happy, I didn't think I would win without the judges to be honest, but I'm happy that I did. I'm not gonna lie, she had me beat in the first round, but I came back stronger. I am definately gonna improve and hopefully win more in the future, this is only the begining" Kath winks at the camera before approaching Dixon and offering her a hand, Dixon rises up on her own without Kath's help and shoves Loserfruit away from her. Loserfruit receiving some trash talk from Dixon, but Loserfruit doesn't care for it. She shoves Dixon into the ropes, and on the rebound, unleashes an absolute monster of a uppercut that blasts Dixon to the ground and Dixon is gonna need some serious help getting to the hospital. Loserfruit walks away from the ring, some of Dixon's fans even applauding her, and cheering her on! It's safe to say that Loserfruit has earned a fair bit of respect today.