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31 March 2020 Sarah Hyland vs Billie Eilish

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THE ALPHABET @ THE ASYLUM III: SEASON OF THE WITCH

 

Posted by The Grand Wizard on March 31, 2020, 9:37 pm

 

 

BEFORE:

"I know what everyone thinks," says a fire-eyed Sarah. "When you need a win for one of your flyweights, bring in Sarah Hyland! Well. That's NOT the way it works, and, tonight, I'll prove it!"

"I'm not here to hate on Sarah," says an expressionless Billie. "Because, this isn't ABOUT Sarah. It's about ME taking another step in my development. And, that's exactly what I'm going to do."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "We are back at ringside and that's 'You're The Only One' by Maria Mena, and that can only mean that the star of ABC's 'Modern Family', Sarah Hyland, is on her way to the ring..."

McCarthy: "And, boy is SHE a tomato can! 2-15 career and the two wins were back in 2016 against even BIGGER tomato cans, Page and Cosgrove!"

O'Dell: "Hyland into the ring and helped off with the robe. She's wearing that black number we've seen before and looking very good in it. And, that's..."

McCarthy: "HORRIBLE! Just HORRIBLE!"

Cassie: "How many Grammys do YOU have, Mac? Because, SHE has FIVE of them..."

McCarthy: "I should have TWENTY or more, but I was ROBBED!"

O'Dell: "The song is called 'You Should See Me In A Crown' and the singer of same is on her way to the ring right now. She's 'Buxom' Billie Eilish!"

Tess: "Eilish off to a hot start with Front Street. She's got two wins already this year, and looked plenty good against Williams on the 'Doll Ball' card..."

O'Dell: "Billie into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that emerald two-piece we saw back in January and the crowd loving how she looks in it. And, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Eilish. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Pair of losers, but Hyland's a BIGGER loser. Eilish."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "Unanimous again, and Sarah quickly out to prove everyone wrong. Hyland jabbing, circling, moving, showing some athleticism here. She's snapping out quick jabs, getting them on target, moving before Billie can close and get to work. Pretty similar to some of what we saw Hyland do against Winter and what we saw in Eilish's bout at the Doll Ball..."

Cassie: "No doubt about it. Hayley Williams had some success on these terms, and, I suspect plenty of girls are going to give it a shot..."

O'Dell: "Well, Eilish a heavy hitting pressure fighter like Winter. Not going to be a lot of percentage in standing in front of her for most girls. And, Sarah's got no intention of trying that. Instead, it's stick and move, stick and move, and it's working pretty well right now..."

McCarthy: "This is what I mean about Front Street's horrid trainers. Should have KNOWN this girl would do this..."

O'Dell: "Final thirty seconds of the round. Sarah's legging around. Billie looking to bring her to battle, but having no success doing it. Instead, Hyland getting almost all of what she wants in the opening stanza. And, the result of that is going to be a wide win in the first. There's the bell."

Tess: "And, Hyland leads 10-9."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Sarah back on the move. Billie aggressively trying to get the ring cut and bring her to battle, and, frankly, a little TOO aggressively. Sarah stopping her with quick flurries, moving, forcing Eilish to continue to pursue. And, the younger fighter not doing much catching right now..."

McCarthy: "Dumb. This is dumb boxing from a girl with dumb trainers."

O'Dell: "Sarah slick and quick right now, and we've seen that before from her. Problem with Hyland has mostly been fragility, not skill, and you're seeing that skill right now. Legging, jabbing, getting leather on quickly before getting away. Good combination there from Sarah..."

Tess: "Eilish is 18 with two FCBA fights. And, she's looking like it right now."

O'Dell: "Down the stretch in the second. It's been almost all Sarah. Billie manages to cut the ring, step to, land some solid shot. Sarah ties, slips away, gets back to the jab and circle. Final five seconds, and Hyland is going to leg those seconds away. There's the bell. Sarah wide again."

Cassie: "And now up 2, 20-18."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Billie dialing down the aggression as we start the third. She's working the feet more now, looking to match footwork, square up, let the hands go. Lands a good right hand there that backed Sarah up and forced Hyland to cover up. Eilish stepping to and working body now..."

Cassie: "I was waiting for this. Billie's very athletic, a former dancer. She can use the feet."

O'Dell: "And, now that's she's doing that, she's turned the fight around. All of a sudden, the younger woman is lining Hyland up and getting some heavy leather on target. Sarah giving ground, playing defense, trying to slow this thing down. Not happening at the moment, though..."

McCarthy: "Got to ride this out if you're Hyland."

O'Dell: "That's clearly what she's trying to do. We're down to the final seconds of the third and Billie's in command, landing with both hands to both head and body. Sarah not hurt, but taking a pasting right now. Good right for Billie at the bell. Not close for the third straight round. Eilish. Wide."

Tess: "And, Hyland's lead cut to 29-28."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "Eilish turning up the heat in the fourth. Billie's got it going now, and she's got Sarah going to, in reverse. Eilish closing, crowding, banging head and body. Sarah tying up, trying to slow this down, but not having much success. She's taking a thumping..."

Tess: "Shipping the punishment pretty well at the moment."

O'Dell: "She is at that, but this isn't the way for her to win this fight. GOOD combination, Billie and that shook Sarah! Hyland tying up, hanging on, as Billie bangs her way free and works some body. Sarah backed to the ropes now, and this is definitely not where she wants to be..."

Cassie: "Billie looking to finish this now..."

O'Dell: "Sure is, but she's being patient, setting up punches, not getting wild or sloppy. She's banging body, then working back upstairs. Sarah tying up, trying to run some clock. Not exactly hurt, but definitely taking a beating. NICE right from Eilish and there's the bell. Billie. Wide."

McCarthy: "And, we're even at 38."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Billie stalking as we start the fifth. Eilish on a mission, and that mission is taking Hyland out of there. Sarah giving ground, jabbing, playing defense. She's trying to get back to what worked in the first two rounds, but the younger woman isn't letting that happen..."

Cassie: "Billie's contained that aggression, and it's made all the difference."

O'Dell: "Eilish stepping to again, backing up Hyland with hard shot. Sarah tying up. Billie punching free and ROCKING SARAH WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Hyland staggers, nearly goes down, and BILLIE DROPS HER WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND TO THE CHIN!"

Tess: "That might do it..."

O'Dell: "Billie to a neutral corner. Sarah down on her back after a NASTY straight right hand. Referee's count at three. Four Five. Sarah staring wide-eyed up at the referee. Six. Seven. This isn't going to happen. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO5 is Billie Eilish!"

McCarthy: "Lucky win over a tomato can!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Billie Eilish, and, Billie, bit of a slow start..."

Billie (nodding): "Yeah, she was working that same stuff Williams did. Should have seen that coming. Figured out all I needed to do was do what I did against Williams. Then, it was a matter of time."

Tess: "Three fights in your first three months in the FCBA and three wins..."

Billie (smiling): "Not a bad start. But. I have a LOT more work to do."

 

 

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