O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap April with another great Asylum card!"

Tess: "We'll get started with lightweight action with a pair of girls in their second FCBA fights, as Adelaide Clemens battles Kara Del Toro."

Cassie: "Then, it's on to bantamweight, where Perdita Weeks returns to Asylum against former Unified Bantamweight Champion, Chloe Bennet."

McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, next we'll have the FCBA debut of something called a Lina Esco against another of Front Street's failed welters, Antje Utgaard, before being subjected to Jessica Pare and that talentless lightweight toothpick Taylor Hill!"

Tess: "Then, it's back to bantam, with Beth Behrs returning to Asylum to square off with Sophie Mudd!"

Cassie: "And, we'll wrap in the division where I rule, flyweight, with a pair of former champions. Ashley Tisdale is in the house to battle Kristen Stewart!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'The Eye At The Asylum IV: This Time It's Personal!"