The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Chloe Bennet, Sophie Mudd, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Taylor Hill, Kara Del Toro, Antje Utgaard, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Our indie fighters. The backbone of Asylum. Couldn't do it without 'em. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Kristen. She seemed very sharp tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Obviously, Tisdale was a challenge for K-Stew. And, Kristen responds very well to those. The other think I like about her, though is, every fight, she's the same. She never takes anyone lightly. She never gets out of what she does because the other girl is highly ranked. She goes out and fights her fight. Every time. That's why she's a champion. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk bantamweights. Chloe, obviously, is at the top of your bantam division, and Sophie continues to look good..."

Man In The Hat: "Chloe is as good as it gets at bantam. No question of that. She's an elite fighter who can do just about anything in there. As for Sophie, we knew there was more in there than a JMD fighter when we signed her. She's physical. She's athletic. She's smart. She's going places. No question about it. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Hill is getting to the point where we might start talking about HER as an elite fighter..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "She might just be, yes. We've got a good group here with Kris and Chloe and Kat and Gems and Katy, girls who've established themselves in the elite ranks. But. I think there are other girls who are pushing to get there. You mentioned one last month, Lili Reinhart. Ariel's another. So is Taylor. We like what we're seeing from Ms. Hill, and we think she's going to be a top lightweight contender. And, that may well happen soon. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Del Toro looked comfortable tonight in her second FCBA fight, and Utgaard looked plenty comfortable at JMDD..."

Man In The Hat: "Kara's got loads of talent and potential. There are lots of ways we can go with her, and, the results will determine that. As for Antje, I had no doubt and I HAVE no doubt that she can be a factor at JMDD. How much a factor? That, we'll have to see. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"