“Welcome to the Fates Spring Fling PPV!” Hannah Davis exclaims as the cameras go live and the crowd at Soldier Field roars to life. “I’m your host, Hannah Davis. But you’re not hear to hear about me – you’re here for the fights, featuring eight current or former champions between the FCBA and the BBU.”

“Up first is a flyweight bout between the Lioness Club’s Cheryl Cole and Fates’ Katherine McNamara. We then go to lightweight action as the ‘Chin Checker’ herself, Adrianne Palicki of Sceej, faces off against Taylor Swift of Fates for the second time. After that, we go to bantamweight, where Knockout Babes’ Daisy Ridley faces off against Fates’ Elizabeth Olsen!” Hannah pauses, “Then, for the first part of the British invasion of Fates, new stable member Rosie Huntington-Whiteley faces off against Lookout’s Doutzen Kroes in a blonde model rematch from 2012. Following up the battle of the former Angels is free agent Iggy Azalea going up against the soon to be revealed welterweight signing from Fates. Who is she?” Hannah asks rhetorically.

“Well, I’ll give you a hint, she’s the other part of the British invasion.” Davis smiles, hinting at the identity of the newest fighter. “For the penultimate fight, old FCBA meets the new guard as Chimera’s Blake Lively fights Front Street Boxing’s Taylor Hill!” The crowd cheers loudly as Hill’s name is announced.

“And the main event. For the FCBA lightweight title, Kendall Jenner of Girls Friday challenges Emily DiDonato, the Goshen Goddess, of Fates Boxing and the current FCBA Lightweight Champion!”

"But that's enough talking, time for the fighting action!"