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23 May 2020 Avril Lavigne vs Jenna Coleman

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THE DOLL BALL SEASON 3 ROUND 2 - GRUDGE REMATCH

Posted by The Dollhouse on May 23, 2020, 11:28 pm

Avril Lavigne
(35, 5’2, 125 lbs, 36:14 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs
Jenna Coleman
(32, 5’2, 115 lbs, 21:8 FCBA, GBS / Lookout! Boxing)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian & The Dollhouse

BEFORE:
"Tonight is all about revenge for me.” Avril coos from the press table, looking mightily confident after her recent back-to-back wins over Sarah Carter and Ava Max. “This b*tch got lucky and ruined my 34th birthday, and I've been wanting to f*ck her up ever since that night. Luckily, Jenna was dumb enough to accept my challenge for a rematch. FINALLY. I can't WAIT to punch the sh*t out of her already! I'm going all out tonight, boyz!" Lavigne ends with a sly giggle, making the rest of us in the press room wonder what the hell she has planned by the end of the night.

Jenna of course looks far from amused, the former BBU Flyweight champ rolling her eyes from the other end of the long press table. She’s already beaten Lavigne back in 2018, and badly, if we might add, adding to her knockout in round 8 with some post-fight shenanigans that surely involved a bra, tortured belly and walk-of-shame about the ring.

“Hmph. Didn’t I say last time that Avril’s just an old bag of recycled air? I proved that fact almost two years ago when I pounded the stuffing out of her weak little body. And here I thought she would have been sufficiently deflated and melted off into irrelevance…” Jenna says with a smile. “If she wants another pounding, I’m more than game. But imagine, Av, if that last time was painful for you, I promise you tonight will be much, MUCH worse.”

Ladies are separated at the podium, not even given a chance to get close to one another and pose for the cameras. Wisely so, of course - Lavigne looks like she wants to charge forward and slap that smug look off Coleman’s face, and Coleman looking no more gracious, egging her rival on with tilts of her chin skywards to show her superiority.

Hours later, Avril is first to enter the arena, bright red sparkles fire off from the stage and the blast of rock music for accompaniment, as the Doll laughs gleefully whilst skipping down to the ring. She’s dressed in her usual Dollhouse colours: black sports bra lined with pink, plus long tights similarly styled. Then, Jenna parts the curtains and the crowd goes almost as equally wild for her competitor tonight, the Lookout! Atlantic starlet donning a silver-sparkled bra and pure white trunks for her bottoms. Coleman strides down towards the ring positively beaming, one hand raised high as she alternates with a steady look of disdain in Avril’s direction.

In the ring, the referee performs his last rites before the start of this Flyweight contest. Ladies are already bouncing on their feet, eager to get going. Those dukes come up in a flash as the ref waves his arms and there goes the bell! HERE we go!

ROUND 1:
It’s another must-win scenario for Lavigne, who's been overlooked for a title fight for SO long that colour us crazy, we actually think she might be cursed. The Canadian singer starts off more cautious than usual, high and low jabs testing Jenna's defences, a good strategy in the first minute that has Jenna scrambling for cover. Can't exactly blame Coleman, of course. In their last fight, Avril was overly aggressive, with some pundits arguing that that strategy might have cost her the fight in the long-run. Coleman twitches at the smallest movement forward, anticipating a mad blitz attack that doesn't come. Lavigne’s certainly enjoying screwing with her opponent (what's new), feigning a leftwards manoeuvre before streaming shots right into her lips or smack into the cheek, making Coleman look like a complete rookie next to the Doll. Round ends with Avril still smirking, taunting the girl who beat her last time, whilst Coleman’s scowling on her way back to corner, cursing herself for having such a disastrous first round.

ROUND 2:
Coleman adapting on the fly of course, adopting the same cautious-offensive mindset as her foe. If Avril wants to jab at her head from afar, two can play at that game, and the first minute sees plenty of action fly both ways, with both ladies taking pot-shots at each other whenever they see an opening from a distance. Coleman sports a grin when her strategy pays off, earning her a grunt from the Doll’s lips as a hard right hand gets shoved. Lavigne lets out another shriek when a fast combo snags her cheek, the singer spiraling backwards in partial shock. It’s Coleman’s turn to smirk as she steadily increases the pressure, moving in with faster jabs that Avril can’t compete with in the long-run. Lavigne’s offense may be legendary, but when her opponents begin their own blitz attack in her direction, she still needs to learn how to remain calm and deflect. Unfortunately, the Doll’s busy fending off Jenna’s assault, and for a moment, the amount of punches she’s letting pass her guard and onto her skin is reminiscent of their earlier fight two years ago. But Coleman doesn’t get very far, being difficult to pin down a thrashing animal, especially this early in the fight, and the two girls end up in a tight clinch in the final seconds of the round, mutually shoving fists into every crevice possible until the bell rings.

ROUND 3:
Avril’s moving even more defensively this round, skirting around Jenna’s advance on her position and hoping to stem the tide. The Doll can’t seem to make up her mind whether she wants to go all in, engines blazin’, or retreat and play it safe. Jenna wades in confidently by contrast, slapping leather into the hesitant girl’s face before going after her body with stiff hooks to the system. If this punishment keeps up, Lavigne might as well hang up her gloves and lie down. The Doll manages to clinch up once or twice whenever Coleman gets a little too close for comfort, and it’s a smart strategy to keep a fighter afloat, but not much else. Coleman gets frustrated by the repeated clinches, scolds the referee mid-way to do his f*cking job but also absolutely glaring in Av’s direction at her dirty antics. But those breathers on shoulders have done the job, tiring Coleman out for the last minute and allowing Avril to catch her breath. So what if Lavigne practically conceded this round in terms of points? She may be playing the long game, which is a breath of fresh air indeed.

ROUND 4:
Coleman winded, barely enough energy for another full-on attack. Fine by Avril, who suddenly meets her foe halfway across the ring, swinging a hook into the side of her guard. Coleman rattled but fires back fast, barely scratching the air in front of the Doll’s face however, with the agile singer weaving backwards! Here’s a sight of Lavigne we haven’t seen before! The Doll snaps a punch into Coleman’s nose as retaliation, then continues pushing her back with more straight-faced punches and others thudding in from the side! Avril with a comeback victory if this keeps up! She’s fending off Coleman’s return jabs like they’re mere flies in her way, before cuffing the bewildered brunette across the chin once more! Coleman has no choice but to clinch up in turn, berating herself for being reduced to such lowly tactics, as she clings onto to Lavigne’s chest and waistline, whilst being pressed into the ropes, Avril practically shrieking hot air into her face to “GIVE IT UP, b*tch!!” But Coleman holds on long enough to be saved by the bell, the referee sliding in to break up the melee!

ROUND 5:
So far, these two seem evenly matched, each girl taking see-saw rounds before blasting off the ground for a quick comeback. Avril wants to pick off Jenna’s shattered form from the last round, but is surprised when Coleman returns with avengeance of her own… Coleman blocks the first few jabs before ducking under a right hook designed to knock her down to the canvas. Shock in Avril’s eyes as Jenna disappears under her field-of-vision for a split second, and then her jawline EXPLODES in a one hell of an uppercut! OUCH!!! This might be the end as Avril goes flying backwards, glassy-eyed as her head gets snapped into orbit! AND HERE COMES COLEMAN!! Jenna chases after the fleeing girl, taking every opportunity to slap more punches into her throbbing face, chin and chest, but most shockingly, Avril manages to hold onto her marbles, circling back into defensive pattern and keeping her head closed behind locked arms, denying the British fighter a decisive knockdown. Avril instead capitalises on Coleman’s limited stamina, towards the last minute lands her own tentative jabs into the charging Brit’s face, further blunting her final assault wave till the bell rings.

ROUND 6:
One thing Jenna can count on is that her opponent must surely be seriously hurt from that last attack! Coleman plans to finish Lavigne in an even more decisive six rounds this time, compared to their previous eight, and that’s perhaps why she BARRELS out of her corner at the opening bell! Avril by contrast keeps her cool, staying mostly near her own corner as she blocks and parries the first few attacks to her arms, making sure she ain’t pinned down by the ropes like last time. The Doll may have a rapidly reddening nose and cheek, but that doesn’t seem to break her concentration as she expertly weaves around another right hook from Coleman, before sending a return hook slamming into the side of the Brit’s face! Coleman has a look of positive shock in her widened eyes, her lips slightly parted as ANOTHER right hand CUFFS her hard across the cheek, sending her into a spiral downwards onto all fours! HELL YEA! Lavigne scores first blood in this fight as she KNOCKS Coleman face-down to canvas in spectacular fashion!

Coleman lying still like a doorknob, one side of her face scrunched up and pressed into the cold floor, her eyelids fluttering in the wind and both arms sprawled by her side! Avril’s double-hook combo really did a number on the former champion! Referee performs the count as Lavigne slowly saunters her way back to corner, part of her knowing she might be in for another four rounds of bloody battle, if their last encounter was anything to go by… but NOT this time! Coleman barely stirs from her knocked out position on the floor as the count passes her by! This fight’s over in dramatic fashion!!

Official Decision: Avril Lavigne defeats Jenna Louise Coleman via KO6!

Lavigne huffing and puffing, a gleeful smile forms on her lips as the victorious blonde waits for the bell to sound before immediately charging at her downed opponent. Grabbing a handful of dark hair, Lavigne YANKS the barely conscious, moaning Jenna to her knees. “Get the f*ck up b*tch!” Lavigne growls, kneeing Coleman in the stomach for good measure before violently dragging the squealing brunette around the ring before she can even stand on her feet, causing Jenna to tumble around on all fours as her hair is being pulled mercilessly by the furious Canadian.

“You RUINED my birthday two years ago, get fucked b*tch!” Avril taunts, giggling as she continues violently dragging the humiliated Brit for a stroll on all fours around the ring.

The crowd is certainly LOVING this as the noise in the arena reaches its highest levels so far tonight, but what is this?! Jenna is fighting back?! The defiant brunette finally gathers her strength to mount a defense here, lunging from the mat suddenly at the surprised blonde, swinging her gloves wildly at the singer’s tummy and chest area. Lavigne yelping in both surprise and pain from the unexpected retaliation, as Jenna manages to connect with at least one decent shot to the blonde’s midsection!

The crowd erupts again as Avril releases her grip on the brunette’s hair and doubles over gasping, immediately backing away from the enraged brunette in an attempt to protect herself from Jenna’s wild swings. “You little talentless, loud mouthed AIRHEAD!” Jenna screams in fury, still on all fours trying to collect herself and get back to her feet - but seems like this is still a struggle for the disoriented Brit, as Avril manages to recover faster, and the singer does NOT look pleased.

Taking a step forward again, Lavigne towers over the still woozy brunette and readies her fists before SWINGING with a HUGE HOOK to Jenna’s unprotected face – BAM!!!!! DEAR GOD! Avril’s black and pink gloved fist crushing perfectly into poor Jenna’s cheek! The crowd in the arena goes “OUGGHHFFFF” at the sound of that fist-to-cheek collision as Jenna’s eyes roll back, body wilting to the canvas with a soft moan, crushing to her side before finally ending up sprawled on her back, completely out cold in the middle of the ring!

“Stupid b*tch!” a panting, angry Avril yells at the sleeping beauty beneath her and who knows what she’d do next if it weren’t for security and Carmen Electra herself rushing into the ring to calm her blonde down and prevent any further escalation that may lead into the Dollhouse getting into some serious trouble. Seems like Lavigne is satisfied though, doesn’t look bothered with the new guests inside her ring as she raises her arms in a gleeful triumph before taking off her gloves and throwing them towards some very lucky fans in the crowd.

The Canadian quickly exits the ring as the medics attempt to revive Jenna from her peaceful yet humiliating slumber.

“REVENGE BITCHES! I need a f*cking shower. No further comments.” A sweaty, exhausted yet satisfied and giggling Avril declares as she makes her way backstage among the swarm of cameramen and reporters vying for her attention.

The former Dollhouse fly queen manages to get her revenge tonight on a very tough opponent, but there are still plenty of names due for a similar fate on her list. Who’s next for Lavigne? Guess we’ll have to wait and see!