Megan Fox versus Lacey Chabert

Results: Lookout!; Story: Caspian

Megan:
(32, 5’4, 114, 53:29:1 FCBA, VIXENs)
Lacey:
(37, 5’3, 43:36:3 FCBA, Global Boxing Syndicate)

BEFORE:
These two have battled once before, with Lacey knocking Megan out back when the Transformers starlet was just starting out in Hollywood and the ring. Tonight, Fox is out for revenge, posing confidently for the cameras in a tight silver dress before taking her seat at the press table. Lacey comes out next from behind the curtains, an equal smile on her luscious lips as she strikes a pose with one hand on her hip in her black tube dress.

“So, Megan’s back for round two, huh?” Chabert says with a coy smile, glancing over at her from across the table. “I know it was way back in 2008, but honey, did you already forget the way I busted your ass back then?”

Megan rolls her eyes in response, before grabbing the mic. “Says the b*tch who just won a *Cougar* match. What are you, turning 50 this year?”

“Shut it, Fox! I’ll have you know that Fiona insisted on the stipulation! It was an AMAZING fight that I managed to win in under five rounds.”

“Hmph. And I’ll beat your ass in fewer tonight.”

Ladies are about the same height, with Chabert coming in slightly heavier. Both are former champions but Lacey is definitely the one with more in-ring experience. They glare at each other at the podium before being led away by the ring officials.

Hours later, we’re in the ring, and Fox is wearing a plain black bikini top, white trunks with red gloves on either hand. Lacey is dressed in a laced black top herself, red bra clearly meant to be visible underneath. She’s also wearing a pair of hot denim shorts and black gloves on her hands. HERE we go with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
No touch of gloves as the bell rings - neither girl had anything nice to say about each other prior, so what made you think they’d start playing nice now? Megan chops jabs straight to the nose early on, the rest taken on the arms as Lacey shows off a little ring-rust as she moves sluggishly to avoid. But the GBS starlet STUNS the Vixen right back with a right cross sailing in from outta nowhere, crashing into her arms and dazing Fox without warning. Soon, another left-right combo stuns the body, punctuated by a tight hook into the Vixen’s guard, which only makes things worse for Megan! Sorry we said anything about Chabert’s rustiness, because she’s packing levels of power like she did before! Fox gets chased back like a little animal used to taking small niblets out of a bigger beast, now in danger of going down in the very first round as Chabert lands more powerful shots into her tiny frame. Only thing that saves Megan is her experience and speed, as she keeps herself moving and blocking, but the Vixen already looks out of air by the time the bell rings to end the first round!

ROUND 2:
Fox needs to reevaluate her assessment of the former champ as she gives Chabert a wide berth this time, staying at a distance and barely firing any punches in the first minute. Chabert is still out for blood however - she might be a Cougar but she’s moving anything but one, trying to corner Fox to put her down early. Chabert manages to score a hit to the middle of the arms, then smack into Megan’s side, but Megan locks her arms and regroups at the other corner, tiring Chabert out with her better footwork and running ability. Fox back to biting in the second half, however, uses her greater stamina to slam shots into Chabert’s face willy-nilly and enjoying the sight of Lacey’s head snapped backwards from those repeated punts to her nose, even delivers a swipe across the former JMD champ’s chest in the closing seconds, to send Chabert packing with a loud gasp. There’s the former Flyweight champ we know and recognise, as Megan evens out the score this time!

ROUND 3:
Lacey’s however still relying on her power to get the job done. Even though she’s running out of breath, her own corner’s pushing her forward, thinking that all she needs to do is to score a big blast on Megan’s face and it’ll all be over. But Fox hasn’t come this far to lose a second time to this woman, swerves this way and that as she avoids any of Chabert’s hooks, then batters her face in once, twice, counter-punching like a grateful ballerina in a deadly two-women dance. Third uppercut SNAP to the chin seems to have done the trick, with Chabert letting out a groan as her eyelids are squeezed shut and she takes a couple of shaky steps back. Fox homing in like a missile, been here and done that far too many times as another flurry connects with Chabert’s face, forcing her to take a knee! But that’s NOT nearly enough for Fox, who BLASTS another right hook across the stunned woman’s face, sending Chabert crashing down to the floor and earning the Vixen an angry shout of protest from the referee! Still, it’s a KNOCKDOWN for Megan Fox!!

Chabert’s left stunned on the ground, face-down and her arms above her head, slow and steady breaths into the canvas as the referee performs her last rites all the way up to the count of 10, but the poor girl’s barely moved an inch! It’s all over in decidedly early fashion!!

Official Decision: Megan Fox defeats Lacey Chabert via KO3!

AFTER:
What an early execution from Megan Fox as she takes her revenge within a matter of minutes tonight! Lacey completely left knocked out on the floor as Fox spends time parading around her body, doing everything to bask in her victory tonight!

Later, the recent divorcee celebrates with her team, saying to reporters on her way out the ring: “I always knew our first fight was a fluke. That was ten years ago and tonight, I’ve proven that I’m by far the better fighter. If Chabert ever doubts that, well she can go back to fighting grandmas at Cougar weight. Me? I’m still young and ready to light this place up once more!”