The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Billie Eilish, Ariel Winter, Meg Donnelly, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Lili Reinhart, Kennedy McMann, Katy Perry, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Our indie fighters. The backbone of Asylum. Couldn't do it without 'em. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Lili. She's a girl who seems to be on the rise, and she looked like it tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Lili is, indeed, a girl on the rise. I think 2020 can be the year that she joins Chloe Bennet and Kat Dennings as top-level bantamweight contenders. And, The year isn't even half over yet. So. Maybe, it's a year she can do even more. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk about Katy. She's, obviously, a top lightweight. And, she showed why tonight..."

Man In The Hat: "Katy's got the total package, no question. She's athletic. She's smart. And she has welterweight power. She's a former champion. And, I'm sure she'd like to remove 'former' from that title. Maybe she'll get a chance to do that this year. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Speaking of girls in the title picture, Ariel has to be there at flyweight..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "No question about it. We have an embarrassment of riches at flyweight these days, and Ariel is a big part of that. Front Street may not get another title shot at any weight this year, but, if we get one at flyweight, there's definitely a possibility that Ariel will get that shot. Smackeroo. Dinner time. Take us there!"

Reporter: "Three of your new girls were in action tonight. All won, but, what did you think of their performances?"

Man In The Hat: "I liked a LOT of what I saw. Meg was in with a talented girl. She had problems to solve. And, she solved 'em. When we look at video, we're gonna see lots of stuff to work on. You always do with young fighters. But. This girl is a TEENAGER. And, she's already showing plenty in the ring. Speakin' of teenagers, Billie was fantastic tonight. Watch those two and add in the other girls we have in the division, and you know why I'm sayin' we have an embarrassment of riches at flyweight. And, Kennedy was in very tough. Big, strong girl in Iggy. Far more experienced girl. But, 'Mac The Knife' was not intimidated. She got in there and took care of business. And, she impressed doin' it. So, yeah. Pretty pleased with all three girls. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"