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31 May 2020 Kennedy McMann vs Iggy Azalea

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Posted by The Grand Wizard on May 31, 2020, 7:39 pm

 

 

BEFORE:

"Last time I was here," says a hard-eyed Iggy, "I gave Utgaard all she wanted. And, this girl is no Utgaard."

"Well," says Kennedy, "I'm NOT Antje Utgaard. I'm Kennedy McMann. And, Iggy's about to find out that's plenty good enough."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Black Widow' you hear behind us, and that means the singer of that massive hit, the lovely Iggy Azalea is on her way to the ring..."

McCarthy: "I'm going to say the same thing I said last time. This girl coming here must be a mistake, because she's NOT a tomato can..."

Tess: "In fact, she's 8-9 career, just below .500..."

O'Dell: "Iggy into the ring and helped off with the robe, and she's looking PLENTY good in that scarlet number..."

Oh the shark, babe

Has such teeth, dear...

McCarthy: "I WILL SUE! I WILL SUE! I WILL SUE!"

O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac..."

McCarthy: "I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! HE STOLE MY SONG...AGAIN!"

Cassie: "And, yet AGAIN I will point out that Uncle Wiz BOUGHT the rights to the Bobby Darin version of that song..."

McCarthy: "BOUGHT SCHMOT! THAT'S MY SONG AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!"

Tess: "Well. Everyone does NOT know it, because Kennedy McMann is coming down to the ring to it right now..."

McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMARRRRRRTTTTTTTT!"

O'Dell (sighing): "As Tess points out, coming down to the ring right now IS Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann..."

McCarthy: "SIRI, CALL ALEXA AND TELL HER TO CALL MY LAWYER!"

O'Dell (sighing): "McMann into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and the crowd liking how she looks in that lavender number..."

McCarthy: "SHE LOOKS LIKE A FRAUD, WHICH IS WHAT SHE IS!"

O'Dell: "Aaaannndddd, the ladies are about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kennedy. Mac?"

McCarthy: "FRAUD! IGGY!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess."

O'Dell: "Here we go. Iggy right forward, backing up the smaller girl with heavy fire. She's bullying McMann around the ring right now, sitting down on punches, stepping to, shoving, levering, using the size advantage TO her advantage and she's got the redhead ALL out of sorts."

McCarthy: "GOOD! Knock her out in the first round! FRAUD!"

O'Dell: "Kennedy backed to the ropes now. She's got the earmuff formed, playing defense, jabbing back here and there, but it's Iggy getting off lusty. Kennedy not hurt, but she's definitely taking the worst of things at the moment. Doesn't have any answer for Azalea's size."

Cassie: "Got to find ways to keep this girl off. And, she will."

O'Dell: "Final fifteen of a great first round for the blonde. Iggy digging a little body now, then back upstairs to land a solid right hand. McMann tying up. Azalea levers her, digs some more body right to the bell. A dominating first round for Iggy, who takes it wide to lead 10-9."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Iggy again aggressive. Kennedy working the jab now, creating some space with it. She's stopping Iggy, keeping her off, then getting off in combination. Nice adjustment from the redhead, who's now taking control of this fight. She's got the blonde covering up now, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Iggy will handle this. McMann is a FRAUD!"

O'Dell: "Right now, Iggy is NOT handling this. Kennedy's tossing punches in bunches and she's now got the big blonde in reverse! This is excellent stuff from the redheaded tyro, who's found a way to get going here, and she's now going on all cylinders, landing hard shot with both hands."

Tess: "Got to say, this is pretty impressive for a girl in her second FCBA fight..."

O'Dell: "Down the stretch in the second. Kennedy in control. Iggy backing and covering, firing back here and there, but that's about all she can manage at the moment. Five seconds left. NICE combination by the redhead and there's the bell. No doubt about that one. McMann."

Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Iggy again looking to move forward, working past the jab, getting inside to bang and rough around with McMann. Kennedy wrestling around in there with her, hooking some body as Azalea does the same. Clearly, Iggy wants to brawl here and she's effective when she's doing it."

Cassie: "Kennedy holding her own in there, but she wants to get to range again."

O'Dell: "Does, indeed, but it's not happening. Instead, Iggy's got them brawling and slopping and McMann's having to adjust to the terms the big blonde is dictating. Again, she's handling it pretty well, but Iggy's getting the better of things as they bang away in there..."

McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! KNOCK HER OUT!"

O'Dell: "Down under thirty seconds to go in the third. Azalea with a nice right hook and Kennedy fires back with one of her own. Ladies landing some hard shot as we head into the final seconds and there's a SHARP exchange there! Nobody hurt, but both fighters landed a power punch in that exchange. And, there's the bell. Close. Iggy."

Tess: "And, Azalea back in the lead 29-28."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "More of the same in the fourth. Iggy pushing forward, turning this thing into a brawl. Redhead answering back in there with hard shot of her own. Azalea slugging to both head and body, and Kennedy answering back in kind. GOOD right from Iggy backed the younger woman up a step."

McCarthy: "Just stay after this FRAUD. You'll knock her out!"

O'Dell: "That's clearly Iggy's plan. She's not trying to box and take this thing to the cards. She wants to bully McMann, but, while that worked in the first, it hasn't worked since. Instead, Kennedy holding her own, landing some hard shot to both head and body, though Iggy's still getting somewhat the better of it."

Tess: "LOTS of punishment being dealt out in there."

O'Dell: "No doubt about it. Fifteen seconds to go in another physical round. GOOD right from Iggy and KENNEDY BACKS HER UP WITH A NASTY LITTLE COMBINATION! Azalea not hurt, but she felt that left hook and the follow on right. There's the bell. Close. Iggy again."

Cassie: "Azalea's built a bit of a lead now, 39-37."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "McMann moving more as we start the fifth. She's an athletic girl and she's showing it, bouncing on her toes, jabbing, slipping rejoinders, making herself hard to find. Iggy not able to square the younger girl up now, and it's making a big difference. She can't close and brawl..."

Cassie: "And, Kennedy's getting leather on target at range."

O'Dell: "Definitely is. She's getting punches put together, stopping Iggy's attempts to close. By staying in motion, she's giving herself time to get leather on and prevent the blonde's advances, and the result is that the redhead's taken control of this round in a big way..."

McCarthy: "She's RUNNING AWAY! She can run, but she can't HIDE!"

O'Dell: "Down the stretch we come and Kennedy lands a solid combination. Iggy covers up and McMann responds with ANOTHER hard flurry! She's got the blonde backing up now and the REDHEAD LANDS A HARD RIGHT HAND! That got Azalea's attention! And, there's the bell! Not close this time. McMann."

Tess: "But, Iggy still up one, 48-47 at the half."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Iggy even more aggressive, coming forward hard, looking to cut down the ring and force Kennedy into pitched battle. McMann slowing the blonde with the jab, following on with hard right hands. Azalea working past, closing, banging inside. Kennedy digging some body in response."

Tess: "This has been a VERY physical fight. Very."

O'Dell: "No doubt about it. Ladies fall into a clinch. Ref breaks them apart. McMann moving laterally, again creating space with the jab. Iggy trying to work past, getting touched up by the redhead and then DROPPED WITH A RIGHT HAND! DOWN GOES IGGY AFTER A BLISTERING RIGHT HAND!"

Cassie: "And, that might do it!"

O'Dell: "Azalea down on her back and sputtering as Kennedy heads to a neutral corner..."

McCarthy: "GET UP! GET UP! DON'T YOU LAY DOWN FOR HER!"

O'Dell: "Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Iggy rolling over to her belly at six..."

McCarthy: "GET UPPPPPPPPP!"

O'Dell: "Seven. Eight. Azalea to all fours at nine. TEN! It's OVER! Iggy still on hands and knees as the count passes her by and it's OVER! And your winner by KO6..."

McCarthy: "DON'T YOU DARRRRREEEEEEE!"

O'Dell: "Is Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann!"

McCarthy: "I'LL SUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Kennedy McMann, and, Kennedy, it got VERY physical in there..."

Kennedy (nodding): "Not surprised. She's a big strong girl who can hit. I knew she'd come in here and try to get big on me. But, that wasn't happening. If you want to bang, well. We'll bang. And, you won't like how that comes out."

Tess: "Good start for you so far at Front Street. What's next?"

Kennedy (smiling): "I'll let management worry about that, but, whatever it is, I can't WAIT."

 

 

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