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3 June 2020 Kendra Wilkinson vs Sydney Sweeney

Page history last edited by Vassago 3 years, 9 months ago

 

JMD on HBO

 

Posted by Vassago on June 3, 2020, 4:05 pm

 

 

"JMD on HBO"
Kendra Wilkinson vs Sydney Sweeney
(18-27-1, 16 KO vs FCBA Debut)
JMD Value: 34E (Enhanced) vs 34D (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago


BEFORE: HBO's exclusive Asylum PPV contract doesn't prevent the Jugs of Mass Destruction expansion especially when it's one of their very own making a highly-awaited FCBA debut tonight. The star of HBO's 'Euphoria' Sydney Sweeney has officially arrived in town backed by a media campaign rarely seen for a genuine free agent rookie: "My fans have spoken and here I am! I've watched all the JMD vids online and I know I'm ready for the job! Let's just do it", the 22-year old blonde from Spokane doesn't lack the confidence even though pundits are completely in the dark over her actual boxing skills. Even her 'Euphoria' co-star Zendaya Coleman didn't want to spread any rumours last week which only adds to the mystery.

Meanwhile boosting the JMD potential is the living legend of jug muggin' competition, former Playmate of the Year, the one and only Kendra Wilkinson: "This feels like a Sophie Mudd deja vu! Another free agent youngster who wants to use ME as a platform. How about that? Well, I'm gonna spoil this kid's night alright! No lousy newcomer beats me twice in a row!", Kendra alludes to her 'JMD on FOX' performance last October where Sophie Mudd punched her out in just four rounds which promptly earned her a contract with Front Street.

Kendra might dislike being used as the JMD "go-to-girl" by another upstart which rolls back the years to some of Tractorpull's most ruthless comments ever such as "anyone over 18 could beat Kendra up" but she still takes the lofty HBO paycheck for her JMD services so one should believe she's fine playing that role despite claiming otherwise.

Kendra Wilkinson wears a light blue bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Sydney Sweeney wears a white bikini set & red gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Kendra wants to give the rookie the hardest jug muggin' introduction imagineable and powers into her rack from the word go, throwing wild punches from both flanks to drop the fellow blonde into a quick coverage. Watching the tape is one thing, getting WHACKED like a puppy in the jugs is something else and Sydney feels the heat a little too much in the early going as Wilkinson fully intends to destroy her in brutal fashion. Hectic slugging allows Kendra to assume command as she bounces the younger girl around the ring but just can't quite pin her onto the ropes before Sydney swings back and finally makes a steady contact with the Playmate's enhanced rack. More slugging in the second minute but Kendra still neutralizes the other girl and slams a nasty uppercut to lift the jugs and make Sweeney wince in pain. Uh-oh! Kendra's eyes light up in joy as she backs the fellow blonde onto the ropes thereafter and just keeps blasting her up the chimney to see if the newcomer buckles... nope, she doesn't! Sydney barks in Kendra's face and swings back to squash her boobs before dropping a quick hammer on the exposed ribcage which folds Wilkinson into unneccessary spasms right at the end.

Round 2:
Kendra roars from her corner and tries to secure another immediate contact with Sydney's rack but skims off the forearms at first and gets stuffed when the rookie nails her on the solar plexys with a piercing hook. Both women slug it out in the center of the ring but Sydney lands another crippling shot below the bust like to wobble the older blonde onto her heels. Kendra barks in anger more than pain and tries to swing back when suddnely Sydney steps up from the hip and nails her right between the mounds hard! Kendra drops even further back as she tries to push off from her heels but the newcomer cranks up the uppercut drive and lifts the playmate's boobs right into her chin! Ugh! Sydney hits the over drive button and clobbers the veteran onto the ropes where she just doesn't stop poundinh away in fury as Kendra's boobs take a vicious beating! Wilkinson has seen it all in JMD but the youngster connects with some real power and hammers away into stupor shutting the older blonde down. Uh-oh! Kendra can't land a single punch anymore as she bellows out on top of the ropes with a loud whimper before Sweeney pierces her solar plexus one more time and renders her breathless... DOWN GOES WILKINSON!!! The proud Playmate collapses underneath all that barrage and spits out her gumshield as she desperately tries to catch her breath. She moves onto her knees but is left wobbling on the ropes when the count reaches eight and crumbles down on her backside again moments later to signal the end of her challenge! KO2 Sydney Sweeney in ultra-impressive JMD debut performance!!!

AFTER: Sydney stares down at the Playmate blonde who rolls into embrional position and looks utterly spend here despite just five minutes of pure jug muggin' action. It's safe to assume Kendra's JMD resistance has reached sub-zero levels as she got finished off even faster than versus Sophie Mudd last time out. Sydney can't quite embrace her success at first but swiftly comes down on the aching foe, she traps her in a headlock and presses her head against the tits while pounding her belly with the other hand. That's additional punishment for Kendra who gets rolled onto her back as Sydney keeps the headlock on and shouts into the fellow blonde's face which turns red very quickly now! Kendra taps out and tries to swing her glove into Sydney's face but struggles to breath having a faceful of rack blocking her mouth and goes numb moments later which finally breaks the choke. Sydney takes a long look at the woman she completely laid out here and claims ultimate trophy by face-sitting Kendra just to make sure it's all said and done here.

"I'm not an expert on the jug muggin' smother yet but it was sure fun to sit on Kendra's face as well!", Sydney later says during an online press-conference, "She's a washed-up bimbo but I understand how everyone loves to pound her rack! You always pick the prettiest girl on the block and beat her up. Kendra is the benchmark when it comes to passing the JMD test and guess I passed mine tonight! So who's next, bytches?" (laughs).

Official Result: Sydney Sweeney def. Kendra Wilkinson KO2.

 

 

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