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12 June 2020 Meghan Markle vs Natalie Dormer

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK: STABLE TRYOUTS

 

Posted by Belle Boxers on June 12, 2020, 7:54 am

 

 

Meghan Markle vs Natalie Dormer

Results: Lookout!; Story: Belle Boxers

 

Press Conference: So, it is a contest between 2 lovely women with ties to the UK, Natalie Dormer, fighting Meghan Markle.
Reporter: Meghan, you're on a 3 win streak, do you think it's a bit unfair that with this record, you still haven't found a stable?
Markle: It is what it is, I'm unsigned, i'm winning fights and knocking bitches out, I see no reason why i'm not getting signed soon.
Dormer: Well then you're blind! Cause i'm right here.
Dormer stands up, staring down Markle
Markle: Nat's still a bit peeved about the time I whooped her ass in front of all her adoring english fans.
Dormer turns red faced, but has no response.
Reporter: Obviously, the fight will be taking place in London, as that is where the Belle Boxers training center is, do you think this will give Markle or you an advantage?
Dormer: Uh, I think I...
Markle: No Englishman cares about Nat anymore, not after she got beat down on their soil by american steel
Markle flexes her biceps, showing exactly what dealt Dormer the final blow.

Round 1:
The 2 women are now in the ring, the english fans are being quite divided, some are cheering for Markle, and even booing Dormer. The bell rings, the we're off, Dormer immediately out of the gate, rushing Markle. Markle's smart though, sidestepping Dormer, and cracking a right hook across the temple. Dormer, turns and tries a backfist, but misses wildly, Markle steps back, Dormer, not giving any breathing room, and runs straight into a 3-jab combo from Markle, and eating another left hook from the american hottie. Dormer falls back, throwing a wild jab just to make some room, but the round ends, as Markle dodges. Meghan Markle easily takes that round.

Round 2:
The second round begins with Dormer opening up Markle's defense. Markle clearly getting a bit cocky, laying off the firepower, and trying to use fancy footwork to show superiority, which ends in a beating for Markle. Dormer pushes Markle all the way back to her corner, and pressing the onslaught. Markle barely staying on her feet, when the round ends.

Round 3
Markle comes back into round 3 with a vengence, meeting Dormer in the second and smashing her back to her corner. Dormer connects with a right hook, but Markle slams an uppercut into her body. Dormer's trying to catch her breath, but Markle isn't letting up, swaying the head side to side, making sure Dormer is hurting. Markle rockets another rioting uppercut into the abs of Dormer. Dormer is stumbling, barely being held up by the ropes, and the ref ends it. Meghan Markle wheels away in celebration, taking off her gloves and saying 4 wins running! Dormer trying catch her breath after the thrashing given to her, sitting down and realisnig what just happened. She lost, again, in front of her own nation. Dormer dissolves into tears as Markle absorbs the cheers from the English crowd.


Analysis:
Analyst 1: So, once again, we have a quick fight, Markle fought well, but not amazing,
Analyst 2: Yeah, Markle dominated the 1st, and the 3rd, but the 2nd round showed how inexperienced she really is, you have the stamina to go full force, you've just thrashed your opponent in the last round, you go full force, rush for the knockout, and end it quickly. Don't just idle, and let your opponent take it to you.
Analyst 1: Absolutely, but at the same time, Markle's getting the job done, she's won 4 fights, in a row, this isn't someone getting lucky,
Analyst 2: Yeah, that is something that the Belle Boxers manager will have to consider, if she can do that much damage without anybody in her corner, what can she do when she has a team of trainers, high quality equipment, and other fighters backing her? What are the limits, and again, how many people can they afford to sign without harming the current stable members' chances.
Analyst 1: Yeah, I mean, we have Emilia Clarke and Willa Holland, and they're getting consistent fights, then we have Kathleen Loserfruit, who had a similar treatment, and had 3 fights in around 2 weeks, so she's clearly taking a break.
Analyst 2: Candice Patton, she obviously got badly injured against Priyanka Chopra, so she has been pretty quiet, but then we have Danielle Panabaker, who hasn't had a single fight since signing.
Analyst 1: That is true, but at the same time, we constantly hear about her training, doign sparring sessions, spotting for her stablemates when they're working out, maybe her role at the stable is simply to help train the other fighters?
Analyst 2: Possible, now, we've had 3 fights, who do you think will get signed?
Analyst 1: We have Scarlett Johanson, Stephanie Beatriz and Meghan Markle, all of whom have won their try out fights, let's talk about them.
Analyst 2: Stephanie Beatriz, she's only had 2 fights, record of 1-1, her performance definately does show she can deliver without help, but I feel that, whena fight ends that quickly, and nobody really ever dominated, you can chalk it up to luck, but ScarJo vs Roden, that fight didn't end on luck, there was no question, the better overall fighter won. But her record comes into question.
Analyst 1: Completely right, for every win, she seems to have a loss as well, if not 3, Last year she lost 6 fights, and only won 2.
Analyst 2: But, she has won 5 fights this year, and only lost 1. So maybe, somebody is signing her?
Analyst 1: I've heard rumours that Belle Boxers are highly considering her, and may well come to a decision in the next 1-2 weeks.
Analyst 2: Let's talk about Markle, she has the record to indicate a good fighter, maybe they'll sign her as well,
Analyst 1: But then the question arises, how many fighter are Belle Boxers in the market for? 1? 2? more? You have to look at the resources and the time you have to spend with each fighter, and what they can realistically achieve. Markle has a good record, and she might rise to the top 50, but can she go higher? She is a older fighter, at 38, and somebody like Emilia Clarke or Willa Holland are much younger, and they have the potential to stay up at the top for a while. Right now, Belle Boxers seems to want to move all of their fighter to high positions in the rankings, and ScarJo would be great considering she is at number 4 right now. Markle is sitting pretty at 62, so she may not be a good signing.
Analyst 2: Well, I suppose we'll have to just wait and see, and definately keep an eye on the next trial fight: Madelaine Petsch vs Vanessa Morgan.

 

 

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