O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap May with another great Asylum card!"

Cassie: "We'll get started at lightweight, where Anne Hathaway will return to Asylum for a bout against, Kara Del Toro!"

Tess: "Next is bantamweight action with the Asylum and FCBA debut of Zazie Beetz against former Unified Bantamweight Champion Chloe Bennet!"

McCarthy: "And, if that's not bad enough, we'll be subjected to a lightweight bout featuring tomato can Emma Dumont with NO FCBA fights or wins against that FRAUD Kennedy McMann!"

Cassie: "Then, we move to the division where I rule, flyweight, with veteran Zoe Saldana in town to battle Meg Donnelly!"

McCarthy: "And then we have to watch MORE nonsense, with Ciara Renee making her Asylum debut against another of Weirdo's failed welterweights, Katy Perry!"

Tess: "And, we'll wrap back at bantamweight for a battle between former Unified Bantamweight Champion Olivia Munn and Kat Dennings!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Superheroines At The Asylum III: Season of the Witch!"