The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kat Dennings, Chloe Bennet, Meg Donnelly, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Kara Del Toro, Kennedy McMann, Katy Perry, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Our indie fighters. The backbone of Asylum. Couldn't do it without 'em. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Kat and Chloe. That's quite a one-two punch you've got at bantam these days..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, bantam has always been a very strong division for us, at times our strongest. And, that hasn't changed. We've got four girls we really like at the weight, and Kat and Chloe showed you why they're right at the top of the division. We believe either of them can be bantamweight champion, in Chloe's case, be bantamweight champion AGAIN. So, yeah. Very pleased with the performances and where we are at the weight. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk about Katy for the second month in a row. Another quick, dominating performance..."

Man In The Hat: "Katy's got physicals a lot of other lights can only dream about. And, she's got power almost ALL lights can only dream about. She hits you, you STAY hit. And, Ms. Perry, like Ms. Bennet, definitely wants to be the first woman to ever win a second title at Front Street. As you saw tonight, she's capable. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "You had a couple of your new lightweights in action tonight. Kara and Kennedy have both looked good so far..."

Man In The Hat: "Yes, they have. Kara stepped up huge on pay-per-view last month and she built on that tonight. Kennedy has been everything we hoped for when we signed her. We can't wait to see how these ladies develop and add to our lightweight division, which has also always been a strength for us. Now. Dinner time. Smackeroo! Take us there!"

Reporter: "One flyweight in action tonight, and another of your new girls, Meg Donnelly. She seems to be getting better every time out..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "No question about it. Meg has all the tools. Our flyweight division has a couple of contenders at the top and, of course, Billie, who's been very impressive so far. But. Don't sleep on Meg. Meg has the tools to wear the gold. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!...Wait...Tess has other plans. Smackey! Limo! Enjoy your dinner with the GOAT, Tess!"