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20 July 2020 Jennifer Garner vs Jennifer Lopez

Page history last edited by caspian2 3 years, 7 months ago

 

CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK - COUGAR BOUT

 

Posted by girlsfriday on Jul 20, 2020 at 4:22pm

 

Jennifer Garner:
VS
Jennifer Lopez:

Tale of the Tape:
Jennifer Garner:
Age: 48
Height: 5'6
87-42-1 (58KOs)
Former ten time FCBA lightweight champion.
Tractorpull Hall of Famer.
Vs
Jennifer Lopez:
Age: 51
Height: 5'6
Former FCBA lightweight champion.

(Foxfire Boxing vs Free Agent)

(Written by Girls Friday/Results by Lookout!)

Intro:
The battle of legendary Jennifer's heads to Las Vegas, the MGM Grand is tonights venue for a fight between Jennifer Garner and Jennifer Lopez, shockingly neither has laid a fist on the other over their twenty plus year celebrity boxing careers.

There had been rumours in the past these two would fight over gold, the deal never got done though with neither really uttering a negative word to the other.

It has to be said cougar boxing has certainly given both a new lease of life in the ring, Garner has had three cougar fights this year, beating Jeri Ryan, Kate Beckinsale and Daisy Fuentes, only young prospect Antje Utgaard has beaten her this year.

While J-Lo fought her bitter rival Charlize Theron two months ago here in Vegas, she defeated the GOAT and seems to have found a hunger to keep going in the ring against more Hall of Famers.

Meeting up on a closed set for the weigh in and press event, the fighters step together in silk robes and heels, Garner wearing a red robe with a gold "Foxfire" fox badge on the back of her robe, Lopez wears a black robe with both wearing matching heels to their robes.

Going nose to nose with eyes locked in an electric stare, hands on their hips as they press their bodies together, photos capturing this first face off.

Stepping apart from each other, Garner slips off her robe as her gaze never leaves J-Lo's, she shows off her toned body in a red bikini, turning to the scales as she has an all business look on her face, coming in at 126lbs.

After the actress leaves the scale, J-Lo waves her aside as she drops her robe at the feet of Garner, getting on the scales wearing a black robe, flexing her own impressive body as she weighs in at 127lbs.

The fighters nod at each other as the heels are slipped off, looking ready to go at it if the other wants it, circling for a moment before maybe thinking better of jeopardizing this big money fight with a catfight, though somewhere an apartment wrestling company boss might be searching their bank balance to fund a fight on their carpet seeing how physically similar they are.

Microphones are handed to both fighters as Halle Berry has the inevitable task of standing between two women she knows well, needing to control them if all hell does break loose.

Halle asks Garner how prepared she is for this fight, with the Texas native replying "as you and everyone at home has seen these past few months, I am still in great shape in the ring as well as just physically, of course it helps I am in the best stable in the FCBA" that gets a snort of derision from Lopez.

Who replies "the best? Honey I'll give you that you have always been a good fighter, but your stable shielded you from people like me, you know if the money wasn't so great you would be in your office waiting for some bottom feeder you once bumped into at an awards show a decade ago" that gets a chuckle from Garner.

The younger woman smiles as she replies "that wit of yours is still as cutting as ever, since we are exchanging some respect, I will admit you are one tough cookie, for years I've wondered how we would match up and now we get the chance to answer that for both of us" taking a step towards her future opponent.

"But never claim I was shielded from anyone; my career speaks for itself! While let's not go down that route for you since I don't want you pouting all the way up to the fight" adds Garner as Lopez scowls at her.

Now the New Yorker looks pissed as she fires back "believe what you want but I am going to knock your f***ing ass out in front of the world, that is a fact bytch and never talk down to me, look what happened to our favourite rival Theron, she is still hurting after what I did to her!"

The two Jennifer's stare hard at their counterpart, Halle nodding to the fighters agents to end this event, with the Foxfire coach Virginia Madsen putting an arm around Garners shoulders to lead her off, while Lopez tries to shove off her coach as she yells at her opponent she is going to enjoy crushing her legend under her foot.

Fight night, out comes the Foxfire entourage first, Bailee Madison whose the protégé of Garner follows behind her mentor and her coach Virginia as they head down to the ring looking deeply serious about this fight, Bailee looking the most relaxed of the group waving to the fans.

Garner is wearing a red sports bra with white trim, matching trunks and shoes, white gloves with red thumbs, while her hair is tied back into a braid as she climbs into the ring.

Where she gives her fans a quick wave once she reaches her corner, the focus returns though as they go through the warm up, Virginia telling her to box smartly, getting into a brawl with Lopez is last thing she needs.

With the singer now on her way to the ring, she struts down the aisle with her coach behind her, a long black robe with gold trim on, Lopez has her arms out at her side as her eyes are firmly locked onto the ring.

The robe is taken off J-Lo to reveal a black sports bra, black trunks with gold stripes down the sides, matching shoes, black gloves with gold thumbs, her hair is also tied into a braid.

Getting inside the ring, Lopez gives Garner a hard look before she heads to her corner, shadow boxing as she looks firmly in the zone, her coach telling her to press when she can, make her opponent make mistakes.

The referee waves the fighters together, eyes locked as the referee stays between the fighters, keeping them apart as they shake their arms to keep loose, coaches massaging their fighters shoulders.

Told to touch gloves, they swipe them into their opponent's, jogging back to their corners, gumshields are put in as final instructions are told to fighters, the bell rings to begin 10 rounds of lightweight action.

Round 1:
"Ding" moving out their corners with their eyes seemingly trying to piece through the others soul, they start off probing their opponent's defence over the opening fifteen seconds.

Lopez feints with a jab before she dips down and moves under a straight to get in closer, slamming in a right to the body, then clipping the chin of her opponent with an overhand left as Garner leans back.

The singer keeps on the inside, forcing Garner to brawl as Lopez is letting her hands go already, using her left to nudge back the Hall of Famer, J-Lo lands two cross punches to each cheek of Garner to turn her head side to side.

The workman like offence from Lopez is trying to break down Garner, who needs to use her left forearm as they get into the second half of the round, creating space so she can snap a straight into the top of Lopez's head.

Finally getting her rhythm going now, Garner is drilling in punches to the top of her opponent's head, moving more side to side to not be so easy an target.

But with less then twenty seconds to go, J-Lo lands a right to the jaw of Garner, followed by her stepping in tight to work the body, making the Foxfire fighter groan as she backs up to the ropes, the bell rings to end the round moments later.

A good start from J-Lo, who knows to her corner team as she steps back to them, while across the ring Virginia telling her fighter to get on her toes sooner to move before she gets bulldozed.

Round 2:
Doing as told by Virginia, Garner is sticking up on her toes using her beautiful jab to plaster the face of her opponent, forcing Lopez to tighten her guard up.

With the singer less trigger happy now, Garner is starting to let her hands go more, burying some punches into the tight abs of Jenny from the block to make her sing out with grunts and groans.

Problem is when she keeps switching to the body she leaves her head open, J-Lo times her attack better to land a right hook to the cheek of her opponent, turning Garner's head to the side with her eyes shutting for a moment.

Head down as she works forwards, J-Lo throwing piston like punches into the body of Jen, backing her to the ropes as her supporters are chanting her name.

To show she won't be so easily out muscled, Garner puts her right behind the head of Lopez, turning them around as she slips out the right side and pounds a left cross to the jaw of her opponent.

Fists fly in the final moments of the round, both barking out as they slug it out, with J-Lo not able to load up as much to her chagrin as her back is near the ropes.

The round ends with Virginia looking a little more relaxed, though she stays on the same topic to remind Jen not to be dragged into Lopez's style of fight.

Round 3:
Banging her gloves together as she steps out her corner, J-Lo is looking more ready to take some punishment to get to her opponent, taking those jabs square on top of her head as she dips down more.

Feinting with an overhand left, Lopez instead lands a right that looks just above the waistband of Jen's trunks, driving some air out the younger fighters body.

Now on comes Jenny from the block, letting her fists do the talking on the inside, driving back the defensive Garner into a corner, where she swings hooks into the body of the legend.

After Garner clinches up with Lopez to stop the assault, the referee steps in and the actress can now move into space, where she uses the extra room to sidestep to the left of a charging Lopez and club her to the side of the head with a right hook.

Back comes Jen now as she bashes the Latin singer into her face, drawing blood from the nostrils of J-Lo with a crisp jab/straight onto her nose to the delight of her fans.

Now J-Lo gets a taste of turnbuckle on her back, fists testing her abs out till she clinches up, both women can be seen whispering insults as they hammer rights into the others kidneys, referee warning them to keep the action clean once they are pried apart.

The final moments of the round sees a good back and forth, heads getting snapped back by beautiful combos, at the bell the crowd stand and applaud these two warriors, they look lost to the world though as they stare straight into the others eyes with a nasty glare, referee needing to nudge them back to the corners as pundits wonder who came out on top this round.

Round 4:
Drilling in more punches as they circle near the center of the ring, J-Lo getting caught with cross punches as Garner reads her coming in, marking up the cheeks of the singer.

Who starts feinting more to try to make it harder for Garner to read her, leading to a quieter period as they head towards the second minute, single punches slamming into cheeks and foreheads.

Ducking a double jab, Lopez lands an overhand right to the top of Garners head, she follows with a left hook to the jaw of the actress, FINALLY AN UPPERCUT SENDS GARNER TO HER BACK!

Lopez pounds her chest with her right fist as she stands over Garner, with the referee nudging back J-Lo towards the neutral corner as her fans are up on their feet yelling.

1...2...3.. Garner looks up shaking her head to clear the cobwebs, 4...5...6.. Pushing up to a knee, she punches the canvas in frustration, 7...8.. Pushing to her feet, Garner nods to the referee that she is OK.

The fighters are waved back together, Lopez as expected rushes forwards, bashing away on the inside with hooks and uppercuts, Garner needing to clinch to slow down the rampaging J-Lo.

They are broken up with Garner working more defensively, holding Lopez when the Latin fighter gets to the inside, the round ending with both giving the other a shove as tempers flare for a moment, before they turn back to their corners.

Round 5:
Drilling more punches towards the face of her opponent, Lopez is trying to shove Garner into a corner, missing with overhand punches though as the Foxfire fighter shows off her impressive defensive skills.

Garner starts to land her jab more, catching the more open J-Lo to her nose, causing more blood to run from Lopez's nose, making her wince as she is kept to the outside.

Ducking under a straight, Lopez digs her hooks under the ribs of Garner, driving her onto the ropes where she uses her forearms to try to pin her to them, with overhand punches slamming into the cheeks of the younger fighter.

Who shoves back J-Lo to open up space, getting off the ropes where she catches out the charging Lopez with a jab/straight to knock back her head.

As the round continues Garner is starting to knock sweat and blood off of her opponent's head, keeping back Lopez on the outside as she moves more around the ring.

Late in the round Garner gets clipped to her chin with a right, a left hammers her in her body, with J-Lo pressing back the actress to the ropes just as the bell rings to end the round.

Both fighters getting washed down, eyes locked across the ring as their coaches are telling both that they need to keep on top of things, with both women nodding as they stand up at the same time before the bell rings.

Round 6:
Trying to impose their will on the other, Garner trying to keep on the move, catch out Lopez with punches to her nose, while the older fighter is looking for ways to get in tight again.

It's Lopez who looks to be more successful when she presses back Garner to the ropes, J-Lo bangs in two hooks to the body before clipping an overhand right to the jaw of her opponent, forcing another clinch between them.

Broken apart by the referee, the next time Lopez tries to push forwards, GARNER LANDS A PERFECTLY TIMED UPPERCUT TO THE CHIN OF LOPEZ AS SHE DIPS DOWN! J-LO STUMBLES BEFORE FALLING ONTO HER BACK NEAR THE CENTER OF THE RING!

The Garner fans are standing cheering as their rival fans urge Lopez to get up, Jen looks out to her fans with her right fist raised as she is looking confident about this knockdown.

1...2...3.. Lopez now needing to shake her head like her opponent earlier, 4...5...6.. Turning to all fours, 7...8.. Jennifer tries to stand, 9.. But her legs are shot and back down to all fours she goes, 10 it is all over!

Winner Jennifer Garner KO Round 6

After:
An absolute peach of an uppercut gives Garner the win, she is looking out to the crowd with her arms raised, the Texan proud of that knockout judging by her big smile, as were her fans screaming for her.

While J-Lo just stares at the canvas, she scored a great knockdown herself but she was too dazed to get up, instead she needs helped by her coach as her legs are still like jelly, over to her stool she goes so she can take a moment to recover.

In the Foxfire corner, Garner gets a big hug from Virginia, who tells her "why can you never have a boring fight where you dominate start to finish" both laughing as Jen thanks her friend for supporting her tonight in her corner.

After getting her gloves taken off and a drink of water, Garner heads across the ring to see Lopez, hands on her hips as she looks at the defeated Jennifer with a steely gaze.

"You know I love to walk my opponents, so are you OK to walk or what?" Asks Garner as J-Lo's coach tries to plead with her that Jennifer can't do it.

But J-Lo replies "walk me all you want bytch, we both know you were lucky tonight" Garner lifts up Lopez by her hair before getting the beaten fighters left arm around her.

Going anti clockwise around the ring, Garner shows off Lopez to her fans, they in turn are chanting her name as Jen smiles in reply to them, J-Lo just looks down at the canvas.

"You know you have my respect right, Christ I was worried you turned my legs to mush when you put me down, tonight was my night though and you are my trophy, got that!" Garner tells Lopez, who turns with eyes full of fire to stare at her.

Lucky for the referee and coaches J-Lo hasn't the strength to act on her temper, instead after Garner finishes her walk of shame, she is helped out the ring by her coach and back up the aisle to stew on this defeat in the locker room.

Inside the ring Jen poses for the cameras, her right arm flexed as she hugs Virginia with her left, both women beaming as this moment is captured for the history books, the day Garner won the battle of the Jennifer's.

Afterwards Garner steps out the ring with her corner crew, the champagne is on ice in the locker room, the Foxfire stable looks like it will be partying all night long. 

 

 

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