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31 July 2020 Girls of Sci-fi at the Asylum III Seaon of the Witch Post-Event Press Conference

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GIRLS OF SCI-FI AT THE ASYLUM III: SEASON OF THE WITCH

Posted by Boxing World Online on July 31, 2020 at 3:02am

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Billie Eilish, Meg Donnelly, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Lili Reinhart, Gemma Arterton, Kara Del Toro, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Our indie fighters. The backbone of Asylum. Couldn't do it without 'em. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Gemma. No tomato can she was in with, but, she looked plenty good..."

Man In The Hat: "That's because she IS plenty good. For some reason, Gems kinda slips below the radar around here sometimes. She shouldn't. Because, she's been right at the top of our lightweight division since she got here. No question, she's looking at getting those belts back, and a result like tonight's shows you that she absolutely CAN do that. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk about Kara. She continues to impress. Veteran, hard-hitting girl she was in with, but she handled the challenge..."

Man In The Hat: "Kara's been exactly what we hoped we were going to get when we signed her. This is a girl who has a LOAD of potential, and you can see that she's developin' with every fight. She GETS what we're doing here, what we're trying to get done, where we're trying to go. And, she's getting there with us. I can't wait to see where we go next. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Three flyweights in action tonight, including two of your new signings. Three results..."

Man In The Hat: "I could not be HAPPIER with where we are at flyweight right now. Kris, obviously, is right at the top, and you saw why tonight. Billie and Meg are getting better by leaps and bounds every time out. In over ten years, we've never had a flyweight division like this. It's what we've been trying to build. And, I think we're just about there. We've definitely got the right girls.. Now. Dinner time. Smackeroo! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Speaking of the right girl, Lili Reinhart couldn't have looked BETTER tonight..."

Man In The Hat (grinning): "See, Lili is Front Street in microcosm. Young girl. Loads of talent. Come in here and we start giving you opportunities. And, she grabs 'em with both hands. Over and over again. Anything we give her, she takes advantage of, makes us want to give her more and more. And, so, we do. And, now? She's a contender. Along with Kat and Chloe. Giving us yet another very strong division. I would not be surprised to see Ms. Reinhart get a shot at gold this year. Not surprised at all. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!...Wait...Tess has other plans. Smackey! Limo! Enjoy your dinner with the GOAT, Tess!"