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25 August 2020 Ashley Judd vs Charlize Theron

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Ashley Judd vs Charlize Theron

Tale of the Tape

Ashley Judd

Age 52

Height 5’7”

17-24-4

I Paramount Lightweight Title

1 Reebok Lightweight Title

Charlize Theron

Age 44

Height 5’ 9 1/2”

259-119-12

26 Titles in three different divisions

Initial member Tractorpull Hall Of Fame

BEFORE

Ashley Judd is at the podium “You’re going to have to face it. Charlize is a big whiner. We fought back in June 2002 and I beat the snot out of her. I worked her boobs over until she couldn’t handle it anymore. I could have easily knocked her out, but the referee stopped the fight. It was one of the worst beatings she has ever taken. She has never gotten over it. Always complaining. Tonight, I am going to give her more to whine about.”

Charlize takes the stand giving Judd that death stare that Charlize uses. “What Ashley said is true. She did target my chest all night. She did give me a bad beating. She did hand me a TKO loss, but what she didn’t tell you is what happened after. In those days, the worst humiliaton was the Walk of Shame

It was rather common. So she jerked me off my stool. I was too out of it to resist and took me on the Walk. When we started, she pulled down my bra, exposing my chest and slowly walked me around the ring so everybody in the arena would see my bruised breasts. I was totally humilated. That may be mild today, but back then it was huge. I have never forgotten being paraded around topless. She’s paid for it twice so far. She going to pay again”

THE FIGHT

Ashley enters the ring wearing a Lime green bikini, black boxing boots and red gloves. Her brunette is cut short. Charlize is in her usual cream bikini and white gloves. Her blonde hair is in corn rows. She is barefooted

R1 Ashley comes out with a sneer on her face meeting Theron’s death stare

Ashley is the first to go to work. She lands a light jab to Theron face. Theron shakes it off and returns the jab and follows with a left cross that narrowly misses Ashley’s jaw and Ashley is inside Theron’s guard. She drives two straight punches into Theron bra and yells “bingo”. Charlize’s face turns red with anger unleashes a uppercut. Judd managed to avoid it and slams two more punches into Charlize’s breasts. Theron is stopped in her tracks. Judd takes over. A right hook to the jaw, right cross, left cross, uppercut to the tummy, hook to the jaw.

Judd is punching Charlize around the ring. She has Theron up against the ropes and pours it on. Judd’s throwing punch after punch, but she has lost discipline and most are now going wild as Charlize leans back over the ropes to avoid them. The bell gives Theron relief. Judds winded for all the swinging

R2 Theron is not going repeat the first round. Judd is a little calmer as she moves in on Charlize. Theron snaps a jab off of Judd’s jaw and another. A third lands and a fourth. Judd finally manages to duck one and she back inside Theron’s guard. She fakes a left cross. As Theron's guard goes up, Ashley rips a right hook into Therons stomach. Theron stops for a few seconds and Judd loops an uppercut to the chin that sends the Golden Goddess back a couple steps, the two are close and start exchanging punches. They are swapping left and right crosses. Theron is getting the best of it forcing Ashley to break it off.

Charlize is suddenly in control and she snaps back Judd’s head. She has Ashley on the ropes and goes to work abusing Judd’s body with hooks to the midsection. Short hooks pumping the breath from Judd. Theron is now in no hurry. She wants to punish. She takes a little too long. The bell sounds

R3. Judd has held her own against the GOAT so far. Theron is targeting Judd’s body. Judd is going to Theron’s chest. Judd is forcing Theron back as she punches the more tender part of the body, Theron is getting in her licks, but not causing the pain that she is receiving. Once again Charlize has to break it off. They circle each other, both trying to regain some breath. The bout slows as each fakes an attack and then backs off, Towards the end of the round, Charlize suddenly surges forward and starts landing left and right crosses. She punches Judd back into the ropes. Charlize steps back to get a big breath before going back in. The bell rings saving Judd from further damage. Charlize has a smile on her face

R4 Judd surprises. She is not as tired as she looks. She goes straight into Theron and starts working on her body. Charlize try to push Judd away, but eats a right to the chin. Judd’s back working on Theron’s body driving her back step by step until she can’t go any further. Charlize is against the ropes. She can’t muster any power to her punches and Judd pounds away. She’s crippling Theron with that body barrage. Theron manages to push Judd away and get off the ropes, but a Judd right cross sends her staggering into a corner. Judd follows, and the pillage starts again. Judd has raised her target and is now pounding Charlize's chest. Punch after punch. Theron’s lights are going a little dim, but she is still there, still standing as the bell rings. Judd has turned the fight around after handing Charlize a serious beating in the fourth

R5 It’s a tired Judd and a messed up Theron who come out for the fourth. There’s no room for strategy. The only mood is for destruction. They are at slugging away, reeling around the ring. plowing hard blows into each other

One looks like she has the other ready for a knockout, and it changes and the other has the advantage. She crowd is on its feet, roaring as the two slug away.

Huge amounts of damage is being done, but both are on their feet, bent on sending her opponent to the canvas. They don’t care about points. They want a knockout. At the bell, Theron heads to the wrong corner. Judd stands in the middle of the ring seeming to wonder where she is. Theron bears no resemblance to the beautiful creature who enter the ring twenty minutes ago

Only Judd’s mother would recognize her now. In Theron’s corner, Jennifer Lawrence leans into Charlize’s face and says, “Remember June 2002? If you don’t do something now, she’s going to do it again” Something snaps in Charlize and she is up on her feet waiting for the bell to sound.

R6 Theron is on a mission now. She meets Judd only a few feet from Judd’s corner and fakes a right. Judd adjusts her guard and Theron buries a right into the solar plexus. A right uppercut straightens Judd up and a right cross drops her. Charlize watches from neutral corner. She wants her opponent to get up. Charlize isn’t finished. This is a Charlize seldom seen. Vengeful, calculating and cruel. Judd’s up and staggers into the ropes. Charlize is on her, She pours on the hurt. She doesn’t want the KO yet, she wants to hurt. She punches Judd’s head back fourth like a punching bag. Not KO punches, but sharp and hurtful There is nothing coming back from Judd. Charlize doesn’t care. Finally the referee steps in, grabs Charlize and points her to a corner. Charlize delays a couple seconds just to admire the damage she has done as the referee catches Judd who is sliding down to the canvas

Charlize Theron TKO6

AFTER

There is much talk among fans and the press about the emotion displayed by Theron in the last round. They’ve never seen it before and hope they don’t see it again. Theron is non-committal. Refusing to talk about it Pundits say two lessons learned. Never, ever strip Charlize nude to the waist and get Jennifer Lawrence in you corner. She seems to know the right buttons to push