Kristen Bell
(40 / 5’1” / 42:37:4 FCBA / The Fighting Academy)

Elyse Willems
(34 / 5’3” / 4:4 FCBA / The Comediennes)

Results: Lookout! / Story: The Comediennes

Pre-Fight:

“Round 3? Sounds like a blast…” says Kristen. “I think I beat her around pretty good last time. I would have thought she’d have learned her lesson. But nope, she wants some more. So I’ll give her some more.”

“Last month was rough for me… but it’s different now,” says Elyse. “Coming off of a big PPV win against a good fighter in Chloe. It’s time to get my winning record back, both against Kristen and in general.”

R1: Neither girl is willing to touch gloves to start the fight. There’s tons of bad blood for only 2 fights so far, but the tension is thick in the air.

Elyse throws the first punch, a jab that sails over Kristen’s head. Kristen counters with a jab of her own. It hits Elyse square on the nose. With Kristen close, Elyse tries to throw a few more jabs, but Kristen dodges every single one. The older woman is moving incredibly well. She looks slick, and continues to evade Elyse’s normally dangerous jab.

Kristen counter punches, now sending a right cross to Elyse’s jaw. It slips through the defense and hits the Comedienne clean.

Elyse is forced to retreat, but Kristen comes in and continues to attack. Elyse throws an uppercut to try to get out of trouble, but Kristen leans back and hits Elyse square in the face with a right.

The Comedienne is laboring now. Kristen sinks her left fist into Elyse’s ribcage and doubles her over. Then she follows with a right hook that blasts Elyse backwards into the corner.

Kristen smiles and gestures her gloves in a “come get it” motion. Elyse’s brow furrows as she pushes herself out of the corner and goes in with a huge, but sloppy right hook. Kristen sees it coming a mile away. She ducks under it, dips down and then LAUNCHES an uppercut with pinpoint accuracy to Elyse’s chin.

Elyse’s feet almost leave the canvas. She’s throttled back into the corner, falling onto her ass. Her hands flop down to the canvas, her arms are limp. Her head slinks to the side. Her eyes are closed.

She’s out cold!!!

The ref comes over and it’s yet another uncontested 10 count for Kristen Bell.

Winner: Kristen Bell KO Round 1

Post-Fight:

“Is it really any surprise?” asks an unmarked Kristen. “She’s not anywhere in my league. Full stop. I’ve put her down twice now. And not just down, but to sleep. She had all this hype coming in and now what? Nothing… she’s a loudmouth who can’t fight. I’ve kicked her ass twice now and I’ll do it again anytime she wants.”

Elyse was not available for comment after the fight.