Kate Upton versus Taylor Swift (V) – Lingerie Match

Words: Fates
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Kate Upton: 28 years old, 5’10”, 75-23 since 2011, Lookout Boxing
Taylor Swift: 30 years old, 5’11”, 49-22 since 2009, Fates Boxing

Last December, Taylor Swift only added to her growing legacy by dispatching Kate Upton is an epic tenth round knockout from behind in Swift’s birthday bash. But then on Valentine’s Day, Upton struck back, taking down Swift in six rounds. And then on Upton’s birthday, the blonde model returned the favor Taylor dealt six months earlier, defeating the singer by a TKO in six rounds, humiliating the singer on the beach afterwards. And if that wasn’t enough, Kate Upton and Taylor Swift faced off again on July 12, with Swift putting her Queen of the Ice Hotel title on the line, and Upton vanquished her in 12 rounds, leaving her out in the snow after Upton dethroned the Queen of the Ice Hotel, getting her three straight wins against Swift after losing the initial fight and demanding that any additional fights between them will require a JMDD fight at some point.

But that isn’t to say Upton hasn’t had issues with Fates since. Emily DiDonato dropped Upton in nine in a body paint match, and Swift helped humiliate Upton afterwards. But the question remains – was Swift’s victory over Upton in December a fluke? Down 3-1 against Upton in a conventional best of seven, on the two year anniversary of Fates joining the FCBA, Swift’s back is up against the wall, and she has to win tonight.

There is no pre-fight press conference – everyone knows what the girls think of each other and what the stakes of the match are.

Tonight’s fight takes place in a gorgeous mansion, and will see the two women facing off against each other in lingerie. The crowd consists of reporters in tuxedos and formal dresses, all thinking about the real possibility that Upton can put away Swift tonight and become the undisputed Alpha Blonde and Queen of the FCBA. Upton’s only lost a single conventional match in the FCBA in 2020 and has been on an absolute tear, but any Fates follower would tell you – that one lost came to Emily DiDonato, another Fates girl. Whether or not Swift can match the feat of DiDonato remains to be seen.

Taylor Swift is the first girl to make her way to the ring, striding through the formally dressed crowd, accompanied by her stablemate Emily DiDonato. Swift slips her robe off at the edge of the ring before getting up on the side of the ring, showing off her choice of black lingerie for the fight that leaves all of Swift’s legs available for show. A few whistles can be heard from the crowd as Taylor swings her left leg over the top rope before bending over, pausing before straightening back out as she pulls her right leg over the top rope, making sure everyone knows why she claims to have the best legs in the FCBA. The singer has on matching black gloves for the fight and has a fire in her eyes as she talks to DiDonato in her corner.

Moments later, Kate Upton begins to make her way towards the ring, accompanied by Yvonne Strahovski. Upton gets up on the side of the ring and takes off her robe, revealing white lingerie with gloves to match, her bra struggling to contain the busty model’s famous jugs, to the delight of more than a few in the audience. Upton shakes her chest and the crowd goes wild, and she can be heard yelling at Swift, “Remember when I knock you out, you still have a JMDD match where I’ll smother you out!”

Swift merely steps right into Upton’s face and the ref gets them to back off for a brief moment, and he calls for the bell – can Swift prolong this best of seven in conventional fights against Kate Upton, or will Kate the Great reign?


Round 1:

The two blonde beauties are intimately familiar with the other girl’s fighting style as they’ve fought four times in the past nine months, and they waste no time trying to figure out the other girl’s range. Taylor lands the first blow – a jab to Kate’s mouth – and Swift steps up to work her left into Upton’s body, but the model quickly clinches the singer for a brief moment before releasing Swift to the singer’s surprise, and Upton smacks an uppercut into Swift’s jaw and Taylor is wobbly from the sole blow Kate’s landed! Taylor staggers backwards as Kate’s practically licking her chops at the prospect of getting her fourth straight win over Taylor and in the first round, and the model buries rights and lefts into the singer’s ribs and midriff, driving her into the ropes without mercy and only ceases as Taylor wraps her up and holds on as the ref is forced to break the two women apart. Swift more proactive with her jab afterwards and dropping any sort of body blows, as he starts to abuse her reach advantage over Upton with her famous jabs, but Kate closes out the round by dodging a left jab and pounding Taylor’s head with a trio of punches before the bell rings. Upton takes a moment to stare down Swift after the bell before she heads back to the Lookout corner after having won the first round in strong fashion.


Round 2:

Swift and Upton quickly go after each other again to start the second round and Upton quickly gains the upper hand with a right feint that Swift fell for before taking a vicious left. Taylor covering up as Kate initially pounds the singer’s guard before shifting her focus to the singer’s body, slowly but surely working the singer backwards. Taylor gracefully giving ground before taking two big steps backward, leaving a gap between herself and the Kate, and the model taking a big step towards Swift and the singer rocks her with a right jab to the mouth, causing the curvier girl to recoil. Swift shoots out another jab that tags Upton just below her eye and snaps her head backwards. Kate quickly backs off, knowing that any attempt to go jab for jab with Taylor would end poorly, and the model keeps her distance from the singer until the bell rings. Upton came out strong, but Swift brought it back just enough to take the round, close.


Round 3:

The third round starts out as a continuation of the second, Taylor Swift launching blows from range and Kate Upton keeping her guard up as Taylor works her around the ring until Kate drops back just enough to force the singer to commit more than just a jab to her strike. Swift’s blow lands, but she’s wide open and the model slams a left into the singer’s mouth and Upton’s now taking charge. Kate works her way forward, striking Taylor’s body with short and quick, yet also powerful, blows into Taylor’s ribs and liver, the singer visibly recoiling as the model works over her nemesis until Taylor throws herself onto Kate, wrapping her up and leaving the two girls snarling as the ref pries them apart. Upton goes right back after Swift out of the break, who quickly jabs the model just below her eye as if to remind her who has the longer reach, but Upton ploughs through the blow and socks Swift right back and it’s Taylor who’s retreating after the blow, the singer covering more ground with her famous long legs, put on display even more than usual thanks to the lingerie. The bell rings without much more action, and Upton takes the lead.


Round 4:

Upton giving no quarter for Swift as the busty model starts the fourth with a right feint that the singer falls for, leaving Swift open for a solid shot to her chops, driving Swift backwards. Taylor gets her feet back underneath her and gets her gloves up to block the follow-up from Kate just in time as Kate’s follow-up strike bounces harmlessly off of Taylor’s gloves. Upton still stays on the offensive though, quickly burying a right just under Swift’s bra before swiping across the singer’s chest with her left. Taylor gasps as Kate targets her jugs and whips a desperation right into Kate’s nose, snapping the model’s head backwards and providing a break for the singer. Taylor quickly steps forward and pounds two punches into Kate’s chest, the JMDD champ’s cleavage bouncing from the strike. Now it’s Kate who’s gasping as Taylor slips another blow into Kate’s melons before driving a right into her liver, at which point Kate wraps the singer up and the two girls struggle, the ref unable to separate them in the waning moments of the round. It’s a close round for Swift, but that’s not the concern of the two girls who are jawing at each other even after the round is over!

“Let go!” Swift screams at Upton.
“You’re holding on too, b*tch!” Kate screams back.

The referee pries the two girls apart and eventually coaxes them back to their corners before letting out a huge sigh. One can only wonder what’ll happen in the rest of the fight.


Round 5:

As the fight nears its halfway mark, neither girl shows signs of letting up on her opponent and Taylor gains the upper hand from a trade right out of the corners, able to land her second blow before Kate can land hers. Taylor shoots out a big right but Kate ducks to her right and absolutely socks Taylor with a right hook and the singer nearly goes down! Taylor’s famous stems give a shimmie and the singer’s left to stagger backwards as she tries to stay up. Upton’s eyes light up and Upton bounds across the ring, her cleavage jumping up and down in a bra that is clearly struggling to contain her assets, and hammers lefts and rights into Taylor’s body, the blows making sharp smacking noises as the cover model pounds Taylor’s body, the singer wincing with each blow to her body. Kate pounds Taylor into the ropes and Kate slams two rights straight through Taylor’s guard and into her nose, drawing a trickle of blood, and the singer desperately throws herself onto Kate, wrapping her arms around the busty blonde as she waits for a break. The referee eventually obliges, and it’s immediately clear that Upton’s blows got to Taylor as she’s flinching even while Kate’s away, and the model just goes back to Taylor’s body as Swift gives it up to protect her head. The bell dings and Swift’s face shows exasperation while Upton is bounding into her corner, and why shouldn’t she after winning that round by shutout? She’s on the verge of winning four straight against Taylor, winning the best of seven series and being the undisputed alpha blonde of the FCBA.


Round 6:

The microphones pick up some of the conversation in the two corners.

“Claim your title of Alpha Blonde.” Strahovski is heard telling Upton. Meanwhile, in the Fates corner, Emily DiDonato is stern with Swift, “You can’t just let her land potshots on you. You have to pick it up or you’re going to end up on the ground.”

Both girls get their gumshields shoved back into their mouths as they rise for the sixth round, and Kate Upton picks up right where she left off, faking Swift with a right feint and then digging a left into her ribs before following up with a right cross that nearly brings Taylor down again! Swift giving up her body wholesale and Upton mercilessly pounds leather into her body from close range, her blows turning into a rapid rhythm of thuds that are only stopped by Taylor again wrapping up Kate, who snarls at the singer as the referee breaks the two apart.

“What, can’t keep up?” Upton jeers.

“I’m gonna knock you out.” Swift retorts, which gets a laugh from Kate and puts a smile on the model’s face, and as soon as the ref lets the action resume, Kate charges at Taylor, feinting a right – and Taylor calls the feint and smashes a right into Kate’s jaw, instantly wiping the grin off of her face and forcing her backwards with a follow up left to Upton that snaps her head backwards! Taylor now the girl working her blonde foe back into the ropes and now it’s Upton who gets helped by the bell, preventing Taylor from doing anything more. Both girls had their moments in the round, but Upton takes the round, close.


Round 7:

For the first time in several rounds, Taylor Swift emerges as the clear aggressor early, finding her jab early and preventing Kate Upton from getting into her rhythm by keeping Kate just in her range but out of Upton’s reach, and Taylor just starts jabbing away. Swift fires two quick jabs just below Upton’s right eye and Kate covers her head, leaving her body open for Taylor and the singer returns the body pounding that Kate dealt her earlier in the fight, her blows thumping Kate in her ribs and chest as Upton just keeps her gloves up until she’s in the ropes and wraps up Swift, and the referee has to break the two apart again. After the action resumes, Kate ducks a right jab and nails Taylor’s midriff with a left before swinging at the singer with a left, but now Taylor dodges the blow and counters with a one-two punch combo right into Kate’s chin and Upton staggers backwards and her eyes go wide! Taylor stepping forwards, slamming rights and lefts into Kate’s guard until she splits them with a strong right jab before connecting with an uppercut that sends Kate into the ropes, but the bell rings! Upton now benefitting from the bell as Swift comes back with a shutout round and she shouts at Upton, “What, now you can’t keep up?”


Round 8:

Kate Upton seems to find herself again as she gets out of the Lookout corner and makes a beeline for Taylor Swift and hammers a right into Swift’s body and she follows up with a left that bounces off of Taylor’s guard. Upton backs off before Swift can respond, and the two girls circle briefly before Upton steps up with another right to Tay’s body followed up by a left that skips off of Swift’s cheek and past her ear, and Taylor smokes Kate’s jaw with a right and Upton’s wobbles on her legs! Upton drops back but Swift bobs to her right, Kate shifts her guard, and the singer connects with a left hook that Upton just didn’t see and drives her backwards. Taylor firmly in control, just unloading on Kate and digs in a left shot to the model’s solar plexus and Upton shouts out and pulls her guard down to cover her hurting body. Taylor lands a quick jab to get straightened back up before sending in an uppercut that buckles Kate’s legs and drops the model to the canvas! Swift stares down at Upton before stepping over the cover model on her way to the corner as the ref starts to count. Kate’s moving her arms around, looking up at the referee, getting to all fours at the count of six. Upton moves her right leg up and gets her foot underneath her – and she topples to her side, legs splaying out as her tits are pointed up and the ref finishes the count! Your winner by KO8, Taylor Swift!


After:

Swift exuberant afterward, jumping up and down after finally taking down the woman who had humiliated her three times this year, stopping Upton from winning four straight and turning this into a 3-2 series. Taylor quickly gets Emily to remove her gloves before going over to Kate, bending over the stirring model’s head.

“Now who’s on the ground, b*tch?” Taylor taunts Kate, who blinks rapidly, trying to find her voice.

“What is it, Kate?” Swift mocks Upton. “Your tits weighing you down?”

Upton’s eyes flare before she speaks, “Still 3-2. And my tits are better than your plastic ones,” Upton spits at Swift.

“Keep on dreaming, and you’re going to meet mine.” Taylor wraps her long legs around Kate’s trunk, and the model just doesn’t have the energy to fight back. Swift tightens her leg scissors and Upton squirms, weakly hitting Taylor’s back until her blows soften, her arms weakly moving around. Swift lets the vice go slightly, and Upton sucks in air, looking at Swift who’s left her still conscious. The two girls’ eyes meet and a smile creeps across Taylor’s face.

“This is for all the trash you’ve talked about my jugs,” Taylor says, and reengages the leg scissors while pulling Kate’s face into her jugs! Kate’s squirming, trying to undo Taylor’s bra, but the model can’t find a grip and she starts to fade with her arms falling down to her sides. Swift stands up and smiles before planting her right foot on Upton’s chest and raising her arms, the cameras flashing as the singer shows off her long legs in her black lingerie that leaves little to the imagination.

Swift waves to the crowd one last time before she leaves the ring and is mobbed by the press, all asking questions that the singer ignores as she starts talking

“Let this be a message to anyone who messes with me.” Taylor announces, “You may take a fight off of me. But you will not get the last laugh. I will take you down.” Swift turns, but the press doesn't seem done with questions.

One of the press members shouts out, “At the Ice Hotel, Upton said she’d only face you again if you had to do a JMDD fight. When is that fight scheduled?”

Another reporter can be heard, “How will you reclaim the title of top girl at Fates?”

Taylor turns around to face the press again, “I’m going to make Kate regret ever challenging me. And then when I’m done with her, nobody will ever doubt who the number one girl at Fates is.” And with that, Swift walks out, putting her stamp on Fates’ two-year anniversary. But the question is - can she win another two straight conventional fights to defeat Upton and claim the title of Alpha Blonde, or has she just forestalled the inevitable?