The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Cassie Scerbo, Kristen Stewart, Meg Donnelly, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Kennedy McMann, Kat Dennings, Kara Del Toro, Anna Torv, Leelee Sobieski, Kesha, and Emily Osment.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Sceej for Facilitatin' the battle of the Mac The Knifes. Knives? Nah. Mac The Knifes! And, let's thank our indie fighters. The backbone of Asylum. Couldn't do it without 'em. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Kat. Everybody knows Chloe's at the top of the division and Lili's made quite a run this year, and, sometimes, I think people forget about Kat..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, they shouldn't do that. Because we don't. We believe Front Street has THREE contenders at bantamweight, Chloe, Kat, and Lili, and what you saw from Kat tonight shows again why we believe she belongs in that mix. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Let's talk Kara. She's had quite a start at Front Street and in the FCBA..."

Man In The Hat: "No doubt about it. We knew what we had when we signed Kara, and she's proving us right every time out there. She's getting better with each fight. It's been an excellent freshman year, and it leaves us lookin' forward to her sophomore campaign. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "You had three flyweights in action tonight, and, obviously, the most impressive was my BFF!"

(Laughter)

Tess: "But, Meg had some rough spots..."

Man In The Hat: "Well, first let me say that I thought Cassandra Lynn was PLENTY impressive and that, of course, does not surprise me. Like at bantam, we believe we have THREE contenders at flyweight, Ariel, Cassandra Lynn, and, of course, Kristen, who also looked very good tonight. As for Meg, in every fight, there are things to like and things not to like. Now, you don't like a girl getting in trouble early and diggin' a hole. You DO like her diggin' OUT of that hole, not panickin', just workin' hard, workin' the plan, and believing in herself. Meg, obviously, is still developin', still learnin'. I like a lot of what I see from her. There are things we don't like, and that's natural. Those, we can correct. We were very high on Ms. Donnelly when we signed her. We are still every bit as high on her. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "I hesitate to bring up the McCarthy fight, but, since none of my colleagues had the guts to do it..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat (grinning): "Here's the thing about Kennedy. She's got a TON of talent. A TON. We believe she's gonna win the lightweight belts for us. Like Kara and Meg, she's had a good rookie year, and we're lookin' forward to her sophomore year. As for McCarthy, her pilot light went out a long time ago." Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"