Milla Jovovich vs Charlize Theron lll (Cougar Bout)

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TALE OF THE TAPE

Milla Jovovich
Age 40
Height 5’8 1/4”
9-13-1
1 Unified Lightweight Title

Charlize Theron
Age 45
Height 5’9 1/2”
269-120-12
8 Unified Lightweight titles
7 Unified Welterweight titles
1 Unified Middleweight title
3 Maxim Lightweight titles
2 Paramount Lightweight titles
1 Reebox Lightweight title
2 Reebox Welterweight titles
2 Paramount Welterweight titles
Initial member of Tractorpull Hall Of Fame

BEFORE

Milla is at the podium We first fought fourteen years ago. I lasted about a minute and a half During that time, I think Charlize set a record by flooring me three times After the last knockdown I didn’t get up. Charlize was in her prime and she was an awesome fighter and now she is the GOAT, a well deserved honor. She has had 400 fights and all that fighting has taken its toll Now I am the better fighter, mainly because I am in much better condition. The last time we fought, I had her out cold. Only the ropes were holding her up and the referee gave me a TKO. This will be what is usually called the rubber match or the best of three. I think the plan is to go for the best of seven. That may happen and maybe not. It depends on if she is still able to fight competitively in a year or two. I have great respect for Charlize, but that is not going to keep me from knocking her out again

Charlize refuses the mic and give Milla a friendly wave. Charlize knows the most of the crowd is here to see her lose in what could be her last fight if things go terribly wrong. It’s the price you pay for success in the sporting world. People want to see you brought down

THE FIGHT

Milla enter the ring wearing the same blue bikini she wore in the last fight, Her hair is cut short. Charlize is in her usual cream bikini with cream glove. Her blonde hair, is as usual, in corn rows. She is barefooted

Round 1. The two meet in the center of the ring and touch gloves and then back off. Charlize make the first move with a right jab to Milla’s face. Milla backs off and fakes a right cross and comes up with a hook to Theron’s midsection. Theron is back at Jovovich landing a right cross to the jaw and Milla returns a left hook to chin. Charlize Shakes it off and lands another right cross to Milla’s chin. She follows with another left and right to Milla’s jaw, driving her back into the ropes Jovovich raises her guard to protect her chin allowing Theron to go the body She land a pair of hooks to Jovovich’s stomach and straight punches to her bra. Jovovich drops her left arm to protect her body, keeping the right up. Theron lands a overhead right to Jovovich’s forehead. Milla pushes out a weak right jab that Theron brushes away and goes back to punching away at her opponent. Hooks land to the body, jabs punch back the head. Jovovich is in big trouble as Theron criss crosses her head with right and lefts. The ref is looking, but Jovovich manages to land a hook to Theron’s jaw. The referee backs off and Theron goes back in punching Milla’s head back with jabs. Milla looks like she is ready to go. Another couple punches and she’s gone, but the bell rings saving her for the next round

Round 2 Milla comes out of her corner looking the worse for wear Charlize is upbeat. She ready to end it. She lands a right jab to Milla face and another and another as she backs Jovovich to ropes. She launches a game ending overhand right that just barely clips the side of Milla’s head. In desperation, Milla puts most of what she has left into two straight right and lefts that crash into Theron’s bra. Charlize is stopped cold, color draining from her face. Jovovich takes ever with slashing rights and lefts punching Theron’s head towards one side then the other, driving Theron across the ring into the ropes Theron manages a right cross to Milla’s jaw, but Milla drives punches into Charlize’s breasts. Tears are starting to stream down Charlize’s face as Milla punches away at the body and an uppercut to the chin. A right hook left hook ring Charlize’s chimes. Theron is glassy eyed, barely there. In desperation she get her hands on Milla’s shoulders and, manages to push Milla back far enough to get off the ropes, but Theron is working on nothing, but instinct. An overhand right send the blonde back into the ropes. Milla is ready for a round house right.but the bell rings and the referee steps between them Theron’s corner is a madhouse as they try to her ready for the next round

Round 3 Theron is out of her corner, but is not interested in engaging Jovovich right now. She need a little time to get her legs back. Milla is also not looking for a slugfest. She poured out a lot of herself into that last round. She was just a few seconds from a win, but it was not to be. She also needed to get back on track. Half way thought the round the two finally engaged. Theron with that right jab to Milla face, Milla concentrating on Theron’s body and chest. The two are toe to toe as the punches fly, but neither is gaining the advantage. They are just applying equal amounts of hurt to each other. An overhand right and left to Theron’s breasts force Charlize to break it off. Milla pursues finally catching Theron in a corner. Charlize desperately lands a right cross that drives Jovovich back, but before she can follow up a Jovovich right sends her back against the corner pole. Milla closes in on the blonde ramming punches into midsection. Charlize is sagging in the ropes, just taking, as the bell brings round 3 to a close

Round 4 Feverish work in both corners to have their fighters ready for the fourth.  Theron once again is out of her corner a little quicker. Charlize is using that right jab to keep Jovovich away. Milla wants to get inside and wreck Theron’s body and chest to set her up for the knockout. Charlize uses that right jab to keep Milla away. Finally after a minute of jabbing, Charlize lands a right uppercut to Milla chin. Milla is inside Theron’s guard and rams a pair into the blondes stomach. A Theron left hook to the chin stops Milla’s attack. Theron lands left and right cross to Jovovich’s head, but Milla is managing to stay way from the ropes. A Theron right cross swivels Milla’s head and a left hook picks up her chin. Another Theron right cross sends Jovovich reeling across the ring. An over hand right draws some blood from Jovovich’s nose.Theron lands a right cross to Milla’s head, a left hook to the chin another right cross. The last thirty-seconds are all Theron as she uses cross to punch Jovovich’s head from one side to the other. Milla looks like a wreck. The bell save her for another round as Theron’s upbeat.

Round 5 Once again it’s Theron out first. Theron is using a left jab now, She wants to set up a right uppercut. She lands the jabs, but before she can launch the uppercuts, Jovovich nails her with a straight left between the eyes. A Theron right cross misses and her body is pounded by Jovovich’s hooks, They both throw overhand rights, but Jovovich wins the race as her right lands right on Charlize’s mouth. Milla follows up with a right hook to the jaw. A left hook picks up Charlize’s chin. Another over hand right lands between Theron’s eyes,Theron’s badly hurt. She staggers away with Milla following She catches Theron in a corner. A right to the stomach takes Theron’s breath away. A left and right crash into the blondes breasts. A right hook to the chin and a left cross. THERON’S DOWN, THE GODDESS IS DOWN. Charlize falls back into the ropes and then drops to the canvas. The crowd is going wild. Theron’s on her side as the count begins. Charlize struggles to her hands and knees at four. She up on one knee at six. At eight, using the ropes, Theron is up at nine. She’s barely there. The referee looks at her eyes and asks her name. Charlize mouthes the right answer and the ref waives Milla in Jovovich catches the big blonde with right uppercut to the jaw. She follows with a left-right cross to the side of the head. Charlize is again sagging in the ropes, glassy eyed. A right cross has Charlize’s mouthpiece hanging from her mouth. The Goddess looks like she’s had it. The referee is looking closely, but the bell sounds. Theron weaves like a drunken sailor on her way to her corner Some discussion in Theron’s corner about stopping he fight. Theron says no and Jennifer Lawrence backs her up. The fight will continue

Round 6 Some steam seems to be gone from Jovovich. She was oh so close for the third time, to sending the GOAT into dreamland, but it wasn’t to be. She sucks up a breath and moves out for the round. She needs to end it. Charlize is once again not eager to engage Milla She needs a minute or so to clear her head. She moves along the ropes. Milla is following try to get in punching , but then Theron changes course. Milla is trying to cut her off. Suddenly Theron quickly closes and surprises Milla with left hook to her jaw and a right to the body. Milla misses with a cross and Theron makes her pay with a right and left to her chest followed by a right to the ear and a left hook to the chin, Milla drives a pair of hooks to Charlize’s body and a left to the chin. Theron is back with a right to the side of Milla’s head and a left hook to the body. Once again the two are in a phone booth punching away. Milla is getting the best of it as she lands hooks to the body and then to the chin, Hooks pound into Charlize’s bra.,Theron can’t keep up. She is being out punched and getting mangled. Charlize has to break it off. Milla is pursuing. She lands a hard right to the Charlize’s belly. She can hear some air escape from the blonde. A right cross lights up Charlize and a left uppercut buckles her legs as the ropes save her from going down. A savage right to her solar plexus and a left uppercut to the chin. Charlize is out on her feet, helpless on the ropes . Once again the bell saves Charlize

Round 7 How much more punishment can the Goddess take. How much more can Milla stand. Neither is backing down as the engage for round seven. Jovovich is going to the body to set up a fight ending uppercut. Theron want’s long range depending on her power to down her opponent. Theron is moving a little better now and is managing to stay at long range landing overhead and straight punches to Milla’s head. The punches lack a little power and Milla takes advantage and gets inside working on Theron’s body head down to avoid power uppercuts. She can hear Theron’s grunts as she pillages the body. A hook to Charlize’s solar plexus has he blonde gasping for breath. Theron finally manages to land a hook to Milla’s chin straightening her up. A Theron right-left combination to the face sends Jovovich back, Theron’s moving in close to pitch a fight ending uppercut, but a Jovovich right to her gut stops that. Jovovich lands another right to the gut, but Charlize manages another left hook to the chin and a right cross send Jovovich reeling across the ring. Theron pursues with hooks to the body and overhand punches that pound to Milla’s bra Jovovich launches forward into a clinch The referee separates them and the two just stare at each other before Theron lands an overhand right to Milla’s head. Jovovich tries to fight back but Theron has a slight reach advantage and is using it. Jovovich has no choice, but to close in and the two exchange rights at the bell

Round 8 Two beautiful women one brunette and one blonde entered the ring about 28 minutes ago. They are totally unrecognizable. Faces are bruised and swelling, There is a hint of blood around the nose and mouth. Bodies are showing bruising, bras barely on. They both know they have to end it. Charlize is the first to attack with a long straight right to the head. Milla closes and pounds one into Charlize’s solar plexus. There is no strategy now. No damage control. its power only. Who is going to land the biggest punch on the right place. They are simply throwing punches at each other. Heads are being punched back or side to side. Hooks are taking their toll on the bodies. Milla picks up Theron’s chin with a hook. Theron punches Jovovich's head to the side. They both put everything into big right uppercuts that land. Charlize’s eyes are glassy and she staggers around trying to keep her balance and hoping to get to the ropes for support.    Jovovich's eyes are totally glazed over and she crashes to the canvas on her back. Chalize hears Lawrence yelling “corner, corner” She tries to go toward the voice. Milla hasn’t moved yet. At the count of six, she manages to roll over to her side. That’s as for as she is going to get.  The referee counts to ten.The fight is over. Charlize is still laying back against the ropes arms over the top rope holding her up She is unaware of what has happened as the referee comes towards her. She thinks he is going to stop the fight and give Jovovich another TKO win. It's too much and her body starts sagging to the canvas. Instead, he lifts her up and holds her hand in victory.  When he lets go. she sinks to her knees, sobbing as Lawrence and Robbie come over to help her up. They have to drag her back to her corner as Milla is carried back to hers

Charlize Theron defeats Milla Jovovich KO8.

AFTER
A badly beaten and dazed Charlize sits on her stool as she gets repair work. It’s back to the old days when she paid a terrible price for a win. She watches to see when Milla is conscious. Seeing Milla stir she just waves at her as both have to be helped getting to their dressing rooms

The after-fight press conference is called off due to the conditions of both fighters, but Jennifer Lawrence appears. “I want to thank you for coming and covering the fight. Charlize sends her apologies, but Milla did a job on her and she doesn’t feel like talking right now. In fact, she is not exactly coherent. She was badly beaten, but she won, It was a very tough night.  Milla was at her best tonight and would have beaten most fighters. You all saw what both looked like after the fight. It was not a pretty sight. I know one question you have is, is there going to be more fights between the two. The answer is we don’t know. You saw the carnage. Both have doctors with them right now. I remind you these two are not spring chickens. Is it really worth it? Every fight like this cuts both careers shorter. We will just have to see. Charlize is booked way into next year. By the way, don’t you dare print I said Charlize was not a spring chicken”.