Cheryl Cole vs Camila Cabello
(Lioness Club vs Empire Boxing)
(34-11, 34 KO vs 9-11, 9 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Everyone's favorite Geordie singer Cheryl Cole is still ranked inside the Boxing World Online Top 20 but it feels like she's losing ground on the Next Gen opponents lately. Between Becky G, Cierra Ramirez and Madison Beer several of them appear to be destined for pure stardom until we get to Camila Cabello... someone who should be making a lot of noise these days only to be stuck in neutral for best part of three years now. That's a strange fact for someone who doesn't turn 24 'til next March!

Camila is no stranger to Lioness Club Invitational events; she went down swinging to Jessica Lowndes in June 2018 but fancies her chances a lot higher tonight: "That's sooo right, folks! Can't imagine Becky G and Victoria Justice bare knuckle show is suddenly THE new craze! How fookin' stupid! I'm way more talented than both of these tramps combined and they dismiss me for not beating anyone of note this side of Ariana Grande! Just wait until I D-E-S-T-R-O-Y Cheryl Cole! That should shut a lot of people up!"

Cheryl Cole wears a black bikini top, leopard print panties & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Camila Cabello wears a navy blue crop top, black hip-huggers & golden gloves. Long black hair with bangs tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Camila stays true to her words and dominates the early action blasting the fellow singer from both flanks to the point Cheryl simply stop those punches with her face! No solid guard to speak of as the Cuban wrath serves a whitewash in the opening round and makes the Geordie brunette look... ahem ... old? Camila notices how Cheryl loses her poise and begin to retreat in a hurry which only fuels her desire to blow her out! One doesn't see the otherwise slug-lovin' Cole backing off so early in the fight but Cabello's execution is truly of the highest order and she pummels the hapless Brit onto the ropes where she connects with more head shots and leaves the older brunette nursing a fat lip come the final stretch. Ugh! How about that? Another left/right combo on each temple cripples Chezza into loud spasms at the bell while the Cuban vixen can barely hide her excitement!

Round 2:
More of the Cuban slugging in the second; Camila shows the former BBU champion no respect whatsoever and does the best Becky G impression by pounding the Brit's head like a drum! She rocks Cheryl's ponytail back & forth and has the veteran scowling in pain before a small gash appears across her nasal ridge! Camila lights up the stat sheet and simply keeps on going until Cheryl clinches her into safety for a brief moment. However the pesky Cuban is not to be denied, she whacks the older brunette in the chest and rocks her with another uppercut combo; Cole snaps back with a left/right drive but gets outworked in the phone booth down the stretch and circles away from Cabello's range inside the final minute looking vulnerable like rarely before. One can argue she's fortunate there's no additional facial damage as Camila is hell bent to knock her head off so far!

Round 3:
Cabello keeps plugging along but even a 23-year old spitfire must reload her guns and just as she becomes too cute in working that nasal ridge gash, Chezza stuns her with a gut punch before adding a quick hook on the jaw. Camila wobbles to her heels way too easily and misses a looping cross while the hitherto hapless Brit nails her with a brutal left cross on her own. Cabello's lips are given an early warning and it's head-hunting time thereafter as both singers channel their inner slugfest levels to the point it's almost a suicidal pace on display. Camila's lips begin to seep blood come the two-minute mark but she doesn't even notice it and lands one punch after another into Cole's face. Meanwhile Chezza tags more Cuban flesh and steals the round late when she plugs her mitts into Cabello's breadbasket. She visibly cripples the youngster with that effort and catches her with a stray elbow on the nose as well. Camila produces an angry Spanish rant on the spot but Cole escapes with a mere warning from the referee.

Round 4:
Camila looks to resume the head-hunting attack but eats a faceful of leather instead as she gets bumped off in the phone booth which allows Cheryl to punish her downstairs. The Cuban babe looks vulnerable while getting whacked to the body and loses the dispute in the opening minute which finally sends her down the retreat alley. Meanwhile Cole drops one harpoon after another and controls the mid-distance action thumping Cabello's midriff several times. Camila barks in anger but her aerial swings lose connection one after another and she wobbles too far forward in her stretch which earns her a vicious left/right uppercut punishment. Ugh! Camila sinks on jelly knees in the center of the ring and Chezza nails her with another head-spinning hook right at the bell to pull even on the scorecards.

Round 5:
Camila looked dominant in the first couple of rounds but another gut-checking drive stuffs her into visible discomfort before Cheryl whacks her on the liver area to open the flood gates. Camila slumps forward instead of clinching the British foe and lets a vicious uppercut through on the chin. Uh-oh! She tries to raise her mitts but just can't do it in time so Cheryl delivers another brutal shot on the money and sends the Cuban's gumshield flying off!!! Camila weaves to the left and tries to stay up on her feet but Cheryl beats everyone to the next punch and sticks another piledriver into her mouth!!! Oi, Cami!!! DOWN GOES CABELLO!!! The proud Cuban crashes flat on her back with eyes closed and that was a monster hit she soaked up there with her gumshield MIA already. No wonder she's been basically knocked out cold and the ref quickly waves off the count. Lights out KO5 Cheryl Cole!!!

AFTER: "Take that #### and smoke some, bytch!!", Cheryl parades around the fallen opponent but Camila is probably too dizzy to register those words. Even the ref looks concerned and tells the Geordie slugger to beat it. "Oh yeah, I'm outta here, straight into elite conversation again!!!", Chezza giggles in delight as she lashes out at her vanquished foe one last time and finally decides to join coach Eva Mendes in the Lioness corner. "Well, that's one of these pesky Latinas down and out.. make that two since Justice couldn't beat you before but be careful what you wish for, Chez! You're not getting any younger and... ", "...and you're talking too much, Evie! Where's my tequila? I'm not gonna wait for Jessica all night... and she can always lose to Mila! Now that would be something else!"

Official Result: Cheryl Cole def. Camila Cabello KO5.