Jennette isn’t exactly being introduced to BBU slowly, having had a tough opening fight for her new stable against Ola Jordan, and now she takes on Kears Kats busty former beauty queen Zara, who hasn’t lost since 2016, and her last fight saw her knock out Cheryl Cole in six rounds

Zara’s in her favourite pale blue lingerie tonight, with Jennette in a tight white vest and black hotpants

Round 1
The two well endowed girls start quickly, their tits jumping up and down as they trade punches in mid-ring, neither getting any advantage just yet, Jennette’s punches maybe just a little more accurate than Zara’s and she seems to be getting on top of the Brit, lands a sweet left hook, and starts to move her backwards, although Zara took that punch well, and she discourages Jennette with a couple of good digs to her body, and that made the older blonde move backwards, Jennette not liking that too much, and not liking it even more when Zara manages to thud a ripping left hook into her body under her defensive gloves, Jennette ending the round backing into the ropes near her own corner, where Zara splats her face left and right very neatly before the bell rings

Round 2
Zara’s started the second round very well, and it looks like she’s hurt Jennette, landing three sharp punches to her face without reply, and the American is definitely backing off, not at all pleased to find what a hard puncher she’s come up against, and she gets tagged with a good right cross, stumbles, and goes down! Jennette McCurdy’s on her backside early in the second round! She gets up again at 5, and looks a little annoyed, which could be bad news for Zara, because she channels her antagonism into letting the Brit have a series of punches to her ribs, Zara being sent teetering backwards in a hurry, with Jennette wanting her on the ropes so she can unload one of her big left hooks on her, Zara aware of what the American intends, keeping her guard nice and high, even though that means she takes a few to her ribs, and at the end of the round, Jennette’s banging punches onto her tits as well, Zara visibly hurt 

Round 3
The girls are trading punches in the middle of the ring, Zara catching Jennette with her right hand shots to her mouth rather too easily, Jennette rocked backwards, a smear of blood on her face now, because Zara split her bottom lip open but Jennette isn’t troubled, and comes at the younger blonde with both fists blazing, her right jab thudding into that pretty face of the former beauty queen, and now the left! Great left hook from Jennette! Down goes Zara like she’s been shot! That may be the end for Zara, because Jennette really got her with that punch, but she’s stirring, and gets up rather clumsily at 8, looking a little unsteady as the referee instructs the girls to fight on, with Garnet Gunners corner yelling, “Finish her, Jen!” and she’s trying to do just that, thudding punches into a stumbling Zara Holland’s body to move her backwards, and she’s hurt her with a short little uppercut, got her pinned in a neutral corner, and gets ready to unload – only for the bell to ring and frustrate her

Round 4
Zara has received plenty of treatment in her corner, the right side of her face a little mis shapen from the power of Jennette’s left hook, but she’s at least mobile as round 4 begins, and making it difficult for the former JMD champion to capitalise on her success in round 3, staying clear and letting the older blonde have some left jabs to think about, Jennette frustrated, but she’s starting to get her left hook working on Zara’s ribs, the Brit gasping, getting knocked backwards now, Jennette grinning a little, wants her prey nicely static, and she’s got her on the ropes, tries for a big punch, but Zara blocks, then clinches, Jennette getting angry, “Let go and fight, you bitch!” as Zara keeps her bound in until the referee gets involved, then she hits Jennette with a right hook on the break, Jennette not expecting that, and she comes forward untidily, Zara picking her off with straight punches until Jennette calms down a little and thuds her left hook into the younger blonde’s ribs again, pokes her backwards, hits her to the belly, then whistles a left uppercut just past her nose as Zara sways away, but still gets some leather on the Brit’s face with a left cross, Zara’s nose taking the brunt of that, blood dribbling from her nostrils as the round ends

Round 5
Jennette must be sensing victory over Zara now, and she comes forward from the bell, looks to test the Brit out immediately by throwing a right jab and left hook, but she’s got to work to get Zara on the end of that punch, and the younger blonde’s too evasive, steps back to draw Jennette in, then thumps her to the face, a couple of left jabs and a right cross popping Jennette backwards, and, with her girl looking vulnerable for the first time since round 2, Zara gives her some body punishment, laying into Jennette’s midriff with some heavy punches, and there’s Zara’s right uppercut! She didn’t land it squarely on Jennette’s face, but she managed to graze her eyebrow, and she’s hurt the American enough to have her wailing, then takes advantage of her weakness, hitting her body again, and there’s another right uppercut! She’s not actually over using that potent weapon, but Jennette was so much in the frame for it that she couldn’t resist, and now the older blonde is in trouble, staggers towards the ropes, and she’s lucky to get to the end of this round, having started it on the verge of victory

Round 6
So now both girls have been floored and hurt, and they get up for more, Zara no longer bleeding from her nose, and able to move well, as opposed to Jennette, who seems to have tired rather quickly after looking like being the winner, and she’s a little flat-footed when Zara hits her to her face, a left and a right landing in quick succession, and she’s trying to cover up, but finding it tough, her legs a bit unsteady, and Zara stands back to line her up a bit better, gives her a hard punch to her gut, then she decides to give the older blonde a taste of her own medicine as she whups a few punches into her rack, Jennette whimpering, and it’s her turn to clinch, and Zara’s turn to brag, “You still want me to fight do ya?” as she hits the girl with right hooks to her ribs before the referee can pull the pair apart, then she’s straight back at Jennette again, working her backwards, Gail Kim shouting from the Kears Kats corner, “Thirty seconds, Zara! It’s time!” and the Brit smirks, bats Jennette’s head backwards with left and right jabs, then sends her sprawling across the canvas with a right hook, and, with the American face down on the canvas, she raises her arms, and calls, “Count ref!” but Jennette gets to her feet, beating the count, and the bell rings before the girls can restart

Round 7
The Garnet Gunners cornermen and girls have done their best, but poor Jennette’s not looking in good shape right now, and surely she can’t take much more from Zara, who seems as fresh as a daisy now that she’s got on top of her opponent, and she’s wasting no time in setting about her, unloading on her ribs first, just to make sure she’s done, then she unloads a left, a right, and another left to the almost helpless girl’s face, and the referee dives in, and waves Zara away, because Jennette’s taken enough, or even too much punishment

Result: Zara Holland stopped Jennette McCurdy in round 7

How did Zara turn that around? Jennette seemed to have her done and dusted after 3 rounds, but she takes too many risks, and too many punches to survive

Zara’s in Jennette’s corner, warning her, “I want to fight you again! And next time I’ll finish you off!”