Zara Holland vs Jorgie Porter
(Kear's Kats vs Kear's Kats)
(6-1, 6 KO vs 14-4, 13 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE:

It's not only a question of Kear's Kats flyweight pride but also a divisional championship contenders' battle with both Zara Holland & Jorgie Porter openly bragging about who deserves to take out Cheryl Cole next! 

But then it gets interesting... Diana Korkunova is said to be in conversation for a flyweight title shot as well and her PPV battle royale against Michelle Keegan might have outclassed anything either Zara or Jorgie do tonight!

Just don't let them be aware of that spoiler!

Zara mocks Jorgie as "washed-up old hack" and the latter's defeat to Maisie Williams has swung the betting odds in favor of the former Miss GB but the Hollyoaks babe is determined to delay Zara's rise to the elite group: "I know she gets all the love now, she can barely keeps her clothes on so go and figure but I'm like the last of the TRUE Kats' leaders so I'm gonna defend my status here! Maisie was just lucky enough to beat me the other day but I know all about Zara and Gail Kim can cover for me how many times I battered her into submission in the gym! She knows I'm gonna whup her ass on national TV and derail her little hype train!"

Zara Holland wears a pink bikini set with silver trim and silver gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Jorgie Porter wears a light blue bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair with bangs tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Coach Gail Kim takes a neautral back seat for this contest so it's every girl for herself style that leads into a chaotic jabbing exchange during the opening minute. Zara allegedly has the power advantage but she lacks precision as she intends to knock Jorgie's head off and gets crippled with a vicious hook on the boobs instead! Huh! Denise van Outen reckons these two know each other too well from the gym but the brawling extravaganza suits everyone inside the Wembley Arena and Jorgie actually wins the early battle with those pesky strikes on the pageant's chest. Zara wobbles onto her heels and even thogh she smacks the actress across the lips, she gets pounded back to the ropes as Jorgie fires straight ahead and outworks her stablemate wholesale. She almost headbutts her in the process before Holland clinches her and manages to survive the surprisingly tough ordeal without further damage.

Round 2:
Both girls tears into each other very fast and dish out the gut-checking punishment but Jorgie's precision proves superior again as Zara only lands single strikes when trying to switch over the top and gets pushed onto her heels as the Hollyoaks stalwart blonde keeps plucking in from the inside. Huh! Zara gets smacked across the mouth too often to sustain the phone booth battle and bolts to the left whereas Porter goes over the top to leave visible bruising around the eyes. She knows everything she needs about little bully Ms Holland and pancakes her onto the ropes where she leans with more jug muggin' ideas and leaves the former Miss GB aching her heart out at the bell!

Round 3:
Zara's really furious over the high-tempo assault from her stablemate and settles for the head-hunting smackdown but Jorgie tears into her cleavage despite taking a couple of brutal hits on the mouth and lifts the breasts straight into the pageant's slumping chin instead! She literally bumps Holland onto the ropes and beats her for a scything cross on the mouth THAT SENDS THE YOUNGER BLONDE CRASHING ONTO HER SIDE in the corner! And that's not what most of the fans & pundits expected at all! Gail Kim gets up from her seat to finally show some emotions alas Zara is far from being done here and springs back to her feet at six: "That all U got?", she taunts the bunny hopping opponent who blows her gasket and vows to send the sultry pageant packing... so much negative vibes here and for once Porter loses her precision as she tries to knock Holland's head off instead of working on the successful body assault. She has Zara reeling but just out of her range and then a nasty cross hook right at the bell tags her on the nose and leads into some chest-bumping that delays the interval.

Round 4:
Jorgie roars into a jug-thumping series but Zara beats her for the overhand response and digs deep into her cheeks as both girls can't stay off each other's face. The swarming battle takes a different turn when Holland finds a quick harpoon on the liver area and reels Porter on her heels with an uppercut double that finally slices the older blonde's guard in proper fashion. Jorgie refuses to back off and leans forward but bounces off the top of Zara's shoulder and gets nailed with another vicious cross that triggers a punch-happy display from the former Miss GB. Zara lays it all into Porter's face and drops her onto the turnbuckle where she arrives with the superior power supply and buries the fellow blonde under a head-hunting barrage. Jorgie weaves on her feet back & forth but gets overwhelmed regardless and eats a brutal hook right at the bell that sinks her on visibly soft knees on the spot.

Round 5:
Jorgie finds it hard to match Zara's slugging approach early in the fifth but doesn't have the mobility required to escape it either and the younger blonde rips more bruises over the top as she bounces off her stablemate's face. Gail Kim is ready to offer some help as she realizes Jorgie is getting pounded around here but Zara's too committed to her slugfest and traps the fellow blonde in the corner where she destroys the high guard and almost knocks Porter over the top. Ugh! Jorgie takes too much clean hits on the nose and sinks into loud spasms which only fuel Holland's desire to knock her lights out but as the older blonde's mitts drop by her side, the real haymaker gets buried deep into her solar plexus and makes her cry out in pain. No mercy here among the Kats and as Jorgie half-turns towards the ropes she still gets SMOKED on the ear and CRUMBLES FACE-DOWN at Zara's feet! Huh! And that was a beautiful shot even though Jorgie's goose had been cooked already. Poor Jorgie! She can only lift hersef onto all fours but cannot beat the count and it's KO5 Zara Holland in Kats' flyweight supremacy battle!

AFTER:

"Hah! I hope Cheryl takes notice! I am ready for her... or for Diana whatever her name is!", Zara pounds her fine chest while announcing herself among immediate title contenders! But she also has time to gloat over the former(?) Kats flyweight leader and orders poor Jorgie to kiss her feet to confirm it! "C'mon babe, you've done this back in the gym already! What stops you?", Jorgie takes a long look at coach Gail Kim but she wants no part of this and poetic justice must be served as both Jorgie's lips and her tongue make contact with Zara's feet moments later: "Worship me, dear! There will be part II in the hotel as I hear Samia Ghadie has some party scheduled there as well! Boo-hoo! Can't frickin' wait!"

Gail Kim finally drops the neutral stance and tells Zara that Samia Ghadie isn't exactly the Kats' best friend and warns her not to engage in any sort of explicit party competition or else... "Or else what?!!" "We don't care which of you swallows more semen! Either you focus on being the BBU champion or the biggest BBU slut!" "I can be BOTH!", Zara giggles the conversation dead and leaves Gail speechless - it's clear she's in a VERY good mood tonight!

Final result: Zara Holland def. Jorgie Porter KO5.