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27 November 2019 Michelle Keegan vs Holly Hagan (redirected from 27 November 2019 Holly Hagan vs Michelle Keegan)

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BBU UNBOUND PPV

 

BBU JUGS OF MASS DESTRUCTION TITLE ELIMINATOR

 

Posted by Girls Friday on November 27, 2019, 6:14 pm

 

 

BBU JMD Title Eliminator
Michelle Keegan vs Holly Hagan
(Beever's Babes vs Geordie Shore)
(22-17, 19 KO vs 4-3, 4 KO)
JMD Value: 30E (Natural) vs 36G (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Former flyweight champion Michelle Keegan hasn't enjoyed the best of seasons to date but she vows to repeat the JMD championship heroics over in the old country having ruled the FCBA JMD division back in 2016 before: "No offense to Samia & Alesha but I'm the best fighter the Beevers ever had! The Beevers US turmoil is over and I'm back in the UK to lay down the jug muggin' law! I know Charlotte Church needs an excuse so I have to go through this eliminator challenge but let's get real, Holly Hagan is a complete airhead who only became a BBU JMD champion due to lack of competition!"

Holly Hagan's JMD title reign didn't last long and the Smoggy brunette hasn't enjoyed much success since upsetting Rosie Jones over 18 months ago but she's willing to rain on Michelle's parade regardless: "Gawd, I thought we are all done with this hideous, attention-seeking creature! Fookin' Keegan thinks she's still winning all these soap awards! Hah! Not with that plastic face anymore! Lousy bytch needs to have her boobs punched right off and I'm the girl to do it! It's time to shut this bytch down so get ready for some hardcore action!" (giggles).

Michelle Keegan wears a white bikini set and light blue gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Holly Hagan wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair with blonde dye wrapped in a braid. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Holly jumps into a quick uppercut route and hopes to punish Michelle's boobs within the opening impact but the former lineal champion blasts her on the jaw and follows up with another hooking double on the temples before settling down on the cleavage area. Holly didn't see that opening run coming and suddenly she's unable to handle the uppercut drive herself as Michelle drives her onto the ropes where she blows past the leaky guard and shoves Holly's jugs into her slumping chin! So much for all that pre-fight talk as Hagan is trapped for good while Keegan rains punches like skittles and makes sure the fellow brunette is locked in the phone booth without a proper way out. Holly can't even slug it back at the Corrie veteran before she suffers a lip damage as Michelle blasts her upstairs to change the tune. Another wild hook pierces the lips and has Hagan scowling in pain but she soaks up additional uppercuts on the rack and slides into loud spasms at the bell outright!

Round 2:
Michelle dominates the early action and shakes off Holly's uppercut drive that finally allows the Teeside lass to stick her foot in the jug muggin' door. Both women jump on the punishing route but Keegan digs an elbow into the smaller girl's rack and pins her onto the ropes when she outworks her in close combat during a feisty opening minute. Hagan refuses to browse the landscape upstairs but Michelle isn't stuck to strict genre rules and blasts another cross up the chimney to dump Holly behind a lenghty earmuff. This opens the hole downstairs though and allows the Stockport babe to blast the exposed ribcage to the point Holly screams out in pain as she's in danger of getting her liver area pounded into quick trouble. Michelle barks in her efforts as she continues to pick the Smoggy brunette off until Hagan finally clinches her into safety to halt the charge. Ugh! It's still a landslide success for Keegan who yells out in delight at the bell while Holly appears to be losing her temper hand over first during the break.

Round 3:
Holly goes in hard on Michelle's boobs but fails to shake the older brunette off and gets sucked into another back & forth exchange instead. However Michelle lacks the punishing edge this time and bounces off Hagan's forearms too often to trap her along the ropes before the smaller girl drills her chin with a well-measured overhand pounce. Holly drops the strict jug muggin' approach and rattles Keegan with a pesky uppercut drive that finds both the rack and the chin to wobble the Corrie babe into mid-range where she can't quite enforce her presence anymore. Meanwhile Holly jumps into a trigger-happy pursuit and lands single punches above the mitts to frustrate Michelle even further during the second minute. The chaotic exchange lingers thereafter but Michelle can't regain the command and gets plugged in the guts late on as Hagan almost catches her with a thai boxing knee in the process. She has Keegan bouncing off the ropes and eating a left hook on the mouth before another low punch nails the older brunette just below the belly button and folds her into quiet spasms at the bell.

Round 4:
Holly seeks another quick-fire punishment and holds her own during an uppercut tangle before she bounces into Michelle's chin and wobbles her backwards. Another scything hook nails the ex-Corrie stalwart on the mouth and slumps her into a steady dose of uppercuts that allow Hagan to pummel the older brunette onto the ropes. Holly digs her forearm into Keegan's boobs and plugs her in the belly repeatedly before piercing the solar plexus for a good measure. Michelle is completely overwhelmed by this series and sinks into spasms instead of mounting any kind of response but Hagan still drills her in the waist before another wild uppercut splits the mounds and almost destroys the bikini top... Uh-oh! That's still enough TO DROP MICHELLE ONTO HER KNEES as Hagan's powerful drive earns her the knockdown!!! Holly has to be shoved back by the ref as she dares the fallen brunette to get up which delays the count albeit Keegan manages to recover at seven. She looks more than vulnerable now and remains glued onto the ropes as Hagan jumps in to finish her off - or that's the plan anyway. However she fails to dissect the desperate chest guard and even smacking a couple of hooks on the temples doesn't send Keegan over the edge. Beevers coach Denise Lewis is furious over this round but Michelle vows to rally back into contention as both women engage in a spirited verbal spat during the interval.

Round 5:
More high-octane jabbing from Hagan dominates the early action but Keegan manages to stick a couple of shots into the liver area to force the Smoggy lass into more defensive awareness. However Holly quickly turns up the wick and tries to slam immediate uppercut punishment as her eyes are glued into Michelle's rack. Classic war of attrition ensues as both girls trade uppercut blast and allthough Keegan's the one making louder noise, she actually drives one hook on the solar plexus too many and stuffs Hagan on her heels. A right-on-right exchange goes nowhere before Michelle blows through the Smoggy rack and makes Holly gurgle for air. Ugh! The younger girl loses her balance and gets pounded back to the ropes with Michelle dropping the uppercut blast that carries all the way up to punish the jaw as well. Holly tries to bail out of the trap but loses her footing and gets crushed with a thumping hook on the right cup; Keegan sends in a follow up to pierce the liver area and Hagan has no time to react as she gets smoked by another vicious uppercut that snaps the bikini top into malfunction and SENDS A TOPLESS BRUNETTE FACE-DOWN on the spot. Ugh! Michelle plants her foot on Holly's back and makes her suck extra canvas before she's pushed back by the ref however Holly can only make it onto all fours and drifts into sobbing disarray once she realizes she's been knocked topless! She cannot beat the count and it's KO5 Michelle Keegan!!!

AFTER: Denise Lewis makes sure Michelle's bikini top fully covers her breasts - even though there's little left to imagination there - and removes her gloves before sending her back to drag the sobbing Hagan by the hair. Michelle duly obeys to these orders and mounts the Smoggy brunette; she slaps her in the face and demands a verbal submission which is fuelled by extra breast-clawing. Holly yells out the jug superiority and admits "Michelle has better tits" but she can't avoid a face-sitting menace that Keegan finds little bemusing given the ammount of sweat on Hagan's face. Another quick wardrobe check and Michelle covers the loser's face underneath her 30E bumpers to smother Hagan senseless amid loud ovation from the Cardiff audience. When she's finished there are visible stains on Michelle's white bikini from Holly's sweat but she doesn't care about it anymore: "Well, I hope the crowd will love me like that when I knock Charlotte Church's jugs into a pulp next time out!" (laughs).

Denise van Outen believes the crowd would rather enjoy the sight of topless Michelle Keegan getting smothered out of her senses at Charlotte's expense better but there's little doubt the Stockport brunette is a slam dunk box office name so her return to BBU action can only draw positive news. Oh, and some clearly jealous response on social media on top of that! To be continued...

Official Result: Michelle Keegan def. Holly Hagan KO5.

 

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