Alesha Dixon vs Jessica Schwarz
(Beever's Babes vs Lioness Club)
(38-30, 29 KO vs 28-13, 27 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: These two just can't get enough of each other in a fashion that would make Depeche Mode proud. Alesha Dixon has defied logic to the point she's going back to FCBA later this month but not before she takes old enemy Jessica Schwarz one more time... That's the plan anyway but the German actress is the one looking to blast the UK singer herself: "Look, I know Alesha is the only reason I'm still here but well, maybe Anna Lesko was a one-off loss that should have never happened. Whatever. Alesha is old, slow and soft. Case closed. I lost count how many times we fought but she just can't accept my superiority for whatever reason!"

Alesha Dixon wears a red basque top with purple trim & purple gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a high ponytail. Jessica Schwarz wears a golden crop top, black hotpants & red gloves. Medium lenght brown hair tied in a thick bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Tough to foresee a lively start between two veterans but Jessica still goes out fast by all accounts as she tries to smack the singer with a seemingly one-punch menace... Alesha dekes back & forth to escape the initial impact and cracks a left hook on the jaw which leads into a hectic jabbing frenzy in close range... both women get a little vocal as they rain punches up the middle before Alesha wobbles the German with a boob shot out of the ordinary. She follows up with a belting cross on the tummy and has Schwarz reeling! Another left hook finds the jaw and drops the actress into coverage while Dixon's pursuit remains futile thereafter due to her mediocre mobility. Ugh! Alesha looks rather slow here but she's shut Jessica's potential recovery anyway and punches the air in delight at the bell!

Round 2:
Jessica dominates the early exchange as she finally tags the singer on the jaw and Alesha gets stuck on her heels in the center of the ring. Target practice for the German who loops promising shots upstairs leaving Dixon in a yelping spot of bother. Ugh! Beevers' coach Denise Lewis is furious but Alesha actually gets out of trouble with a booming hook that nails the German on the mouth and wobbles her backwards. Well, that neutralizes the twenty-odd production of the former champion and allows the Brit to take it over from there... she bullies a suddenly shocked Schwarz onto the ropes where she rips more leather upstairs and dissects the high guard before a left hook tears a small bloody patch over the right eye. Uh-oh! Jessica slumps into loud yelps and Dixon nails her on the ear which almost ends in a knockdown as the German hits the jelly knees mode before the bell saves her from a looming disaster.

Round 3:
Jessica is unable to power ahead here and allows Alesha to rain punches like skittles during another close range skirmish... Alesha finds her range dropping a couple of bombs on the exposed tummy which catches the older woman off guard before a looping cross opens the gash over the right eye again... Jessica wobbles onto her heels and gets SMOKED by a right uppercut on the chin that FLOORS HER FOR THE COUNT!!! The KO Club goes silent and Jessica has severe trouble in selling the knockdown as irrelevant... she gets up at eight and wants the gash over the right eye taped up! Uh-oh! Alesha wants none of that and shoves the ref away before unloading a right hook on the jaw and Schwarz goes NUMB!!! Booing all around the audience but the punch is somehow deemed legal and a jabbing drive sends the aching German sideways onto the ropes! Dixon unleashes the beast and knocks a right hand on the nose before a crippling left uppercut on the jaw drops Jessica SLIDING DOWN ON THE CANVAS with eyes closed!!! And she's outta here, folks! KO3 Alesha Dixon in dirt hole fashion!!!

AFTER: Mel B. is furious and wants the fellow singer to be disqualified while Alesha twerks right in front of her before taking a wild swing... Mel ducks it but loses her footing and ends up on the judges' table regardless while Alesha is forced to avoid some beer cans thrown from the audience: "Take that!!", she screams at the visibly upset fans and makes her way out of the ring before she can force Jessica into kissing her feet. The poor German has been knocked out cold regardless so it would take a while anyway and Dixon has a plane to catch in first place! She's scheduled to face Kylie Jenner on the FCBA PPV next Friday already so she's off to Heathrow in a hurry!

Lioness Club's press officer Kate Garraway tells Denise van Outen there won't be an official protest over Alesha's KO punch coming before the command but "it's safe to say we'll get even with this bytch sooner or later! If she thinks this rivalry is over, she's dead WRONG!!!"

Official Result: Alesha Dixon def. Jessica Schwarz KO3.