Tulisa Contostavlos vs Imogen Thomas
(7-14, 6 KO vs 14-14, 14 KO)
JMD Value: 32D (Natural) vs 32E (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Both these brunettes were released from Frankie's Foxes in January and apparently blamed each other for ending up on the free market. Tulisa tried to bounce back in JMD few weeks ago but Page Three veteran Rhian Sugden used all her experience to knock her out. This allowed Imogen Thomas to creep up on the former stablemate and pounce on the allegedly vulnerable target: "Look, Tulisa was way overrated since day one! Now she wants to try out the jug muggin' rules! Man, she's too soft to make it happen! Just because she owns a big rack it doesn't mean she can survive a proper pounding! And I'm gonna pound her topless tonight!"

Tulisa Contostavlos wears a navy blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long black hair straight. Imogen Thomas wears a purple bikini set & golden gloves. Medium lenght dark brown hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Imogen channels Tulisa's allegedly soft rack with a quick-fire jabbing combo and forces the singer to weave around those shots instead of maybe lashing out in full swing. That's a bad tactical choice here which allows the Welsh babe to smack Tulisa without hesitation as she keeps drilling the obvious target. Mucho hard work from the former lineal champ who seemingly tries to punch Tulisa's boobs into the open but she gets clinched and half-spun to the ropes instead as the younger brunette finally gets a little angry. Tulisa ploughs into Imogen's tits and both girls suddenly punish each other in heavy slugging fashion before Tulisa nails the Welsh girl on the nose and drives one last punch into her gut.

Round 2:
Imogen roars with another jabbing start but gets sucked into a similar response from the former stablemate; it seems like Tulisa has finally smelled jug muggin' blood and she outworks the older brunette in heads up fashion before she blasts her across the mouth to wobble Thomas onto her heels. Ugh! Imogen is stranded in the center of the ring and struggles to match Tulisa's intensity during the second minute which sends her hugging the ropes once the singer settles down on the uppercut road. Uh-oh! Imogen groans in pain but just can't shake the fellow brunette off and eats another cruel cross hook on the chin as Tulisa yells out in delight at the bell and seeths into her face before the referee pulls her away.

Round 3:
Imogen refuses to back off even though she's feeling the heat early in the third; Tulisa gradually outworks the Welsh foe and finds herself punching the older girl's tits in heads up fashion as Thomas hits the proverbial wall and wobbles onto her heels with a loud whimper. Tulisa swiftly moves to blast a left hook on the mouth before dropping a bomb on the exposed breasts again. Uh-oh!!! DOWN GOES THOMAS!!! The former champion crashes down on her bums and hugs her aching rack while the merciless count almost renders her defeated on the spot. But the brave Welsh lass fends off the daze and gets up at eight despite looking misty in the eyes. Tulisa wants to punish her immediately but gets sucked into a lenghty clinch as Imogen twists her left arm and almost tackles to the ground as both women fight for supremacy along the ropes. Referee allows Imogen to maintain the clinching safety and Tulisa is fuming at the bell which only earns her a warning from the man in charge!

Round 4:
Tulisa romps to outslug the reeling Imogen in the center of the ring and it becomes clear the Welsh lass is still hurting from that knockdown! She can't bide her time anymore and eats one vicious hit after another as the singer gets vocal and pounds the rack meat from both flanks; she traps the ailing Thomas in a jabbing haze before a brutal uppercut finds the jaw and cripples the older brunette for good. Another left hook almost spills the right breast into the open and IMOGEN SLIDES DOWN ON HER KNEES WITH EYES CLOSED!! She bends her head against the canvas and this time she cannot beat the count!!! KO4 Tulisa Contostavlos in hard-punching fashion!!!

AFTER: Tulisa wastes no time to have her gloves removed and grabs the kneeling Imogen by the hair before dragging her to the center of the ring. She facesits the aching rival and tries to headlock her unconscious moments later before she finally rips the purple bikini top off leaving the Welsh babe topless. Imogen tries to crawl away from the scene but Tulisa mounts her again and quickly smothers her out while letting all her anger out in the process. 

"I should have started my JMD career a lot sooner! But I was too busy working on Frankie's... ahem.. whatever! It doesn't matter! I'm ready for my second chapter in BBU and hey-ho! I'm gonna whup more jug meat now! Imogen is a washed-up cow! She's sooo done! While I'm just warming up, people! Wish me luck!" (she winks to the camera and wraps Imogen's bikini top around her wrist before waving back to the cheering audience again).

Final Result: Tulisa Contostavlos def. Imogen Thomas KO4.