Rhian Sugden vs Tulisa Contostavlos
(PageThrees vs BBU Independent)
(4-10, 4 KO vs 7-13, 6 KO)
JMD Value: 32E (Natural) vs 32D (Natural)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Long-time fan-favorite Rhian Sugden shruged off the punchbag label in the latter stages of 2018 when she outpunched Arianny Celeste & Carla Howe in pure jug muggin' wrath and she's ready to absolutely roast Tulisa Contostavlos tonight on the singer's JMD debut. Tulisa was shown the door by the Frankie's Foxes back in January and Rhian quips "even her cocksucking skills couldn't save her sorry ass!" which might be true since you don't see Frankie Cocozza giving up on such talents so maybe Tulisa struggles in more ways than one these days?

"That's frickin' nonsense! I can still suck... ahem... nevermind! These fookin' blonde bimbos like Sugden are worthless trash anyway! But they always run their mouth so I said to myself... f### it! I'm into JMD and just gonna blow this blonde bimbo up!", Tulisa shows plenty of confidence ahead of tonight's bout but PageThrees entourage led by Samantha Fox believes she will relinquish her bikini top as battle trophy and Rhian's winning streak extends to three in a row!

Rhian Sugden wears a white & black horizontally striped bikini, black thong & red gloves. Long blonde hair straight. Tulisa Contostavlos wears a navy blue bikini set & silver gloves. Long black hair straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Blonde girl on the move and the heat is ON!!! Rhian wants to show Tulisa how it's done in jug muggin' and blasts into the brunette's rack from the inside forcing the issue without second guessing. Tulisa gets her rack properly tested and struggles to stretch her elbows as the glamour model uses all her experience to assume full command. She lifts Tulisa's boobs into her chin and whips her on the heels before a scything left cross on the jaw sends the singer flying onto the ropes. No time to catch her breath as Sugden powers ahead with more uppercut juice to shut Tulisa down on the turnbuckle and the audience roars in delight as the singer bellows out into loud spasms while soaking up more abuse. Sugden gets vocal as she rains those uppercuts like skittles and leaves the dark-haired foe in visible discomfort come the bell.

Round 2:
Sam Fox urges more uppercut blast but you don't have to tell Rhian such obvious things as she knows exactly what she's doing here pumping leather into Tulisa's rack. Brunette embraces the initial impact but actually tries to respond in similar fashion which leads into a cagey exchange before Rhian whacks the singer across the mouth and drops her on the heels again where she just powers ahead on target. Uh-oh! Tulisa has to yield real estate again and gets bounced onto the ropes where she lands a couple of good shots on the exposed liver area but Sugden is well into her groove and delivers more uppercuts to outwork the sluggish brunette. Tulisa has to clinch the charging model which only triggers verbal abuse from Rhian who belts her in the groin before adding another dose of uppercut menace and it's no wonder Tulisa shakes her head in disgust come the bell. This jug muggin' thing ain't that easy to master, folks!

Round 3:
Rhian literally runs across the canvas to resume the uppercut blast but Tulisa beats her for a scything cross on the nose and thumps instant response onto the rack which finally gives her a solid opportunity to make some hay. She drills Sugden's rack in impressive fashion however the blonde refuses to back off and wants to slug it right into the singer's boobs. Both women bump off each other in jug-to-jug contact however Tulisa finds a belting breakthrough and lands too many quick harpoons on the liver area for Rhian to stay in there hot.. Blonde dekes to the side but gets whacked across the boobs and bellows out onto the ropes with Tulisa rallying around the midsection to find plenty of rhythm while the glamour model tails off for good and clinches the singer in the closing stages to run out the clock.

Round 4:
Tulisa finds more early success punching the blonde in the guts and it just neutralizes Rhian's intended aggression from the onset; once the singer moves upstairs to punish the rack she glues Sugden to the spot and beats her with the same uppercut menace she struggled to embrace in the opening couple of rounds. Sam Fox is furious in the P3 corner but Tulisa just bumps Rhian around the ring until she traps her butt-in-ropes and blasts immediate uppercut pressure to keep the blonde honest. Ugh! Rhian withstands those nasty blows but fails to find a proper response and gets shoved between the ropes before she finds her face slumping into Tulisa's rack. The singer loses her range and instead of shoving the girl back, she nails her with a knee in the stomach which somehow escapes the referee's eye! Ugh! Sam Fox is livid but so is Rhian who traps Tulisa in a guillotine choke outright and we have a messy wrestling affair here in the closing moments which leaves both women fuming at each other at the bell.

Round 5:
Rhian is still upset over that knee blow and wants to punish Tulisa for it, both women settle into a brutal uppercut exchange where they trade wrath punch for punch until Tulisa's left boob almost pops out into the open! Ugh! Nipple slip on display and the singer makes that cardinal JMD mistake of looking down at her rack instead of paying attention what the other girl actually does... and Rhian NAILS her with a looping left hand on the liver area before dropping an uppercut bomb that bounces off the cleavage and carries straight into Tulisa's jaw!! Ugh! Poor girl never saw that coming... Tulisa trips back onto the ropes with a loud whimper but she just can't raise her arms fast enough as Sugden smokes her with a vicious piledriver that tears the left cup off and spills the brunette's breast into the open after all!!! Tulisa is shocked and SLIDES DOWN ON HER KNEES holding her aching breasts before she crashes face down at the ref's feet moments later!!! The count only reaches seven before the man in charge calls it off as Tulisa tries to hold back the tears while staring down the canvas however she can't make it back up anymore!!! KO5 Rhian Sugden!!!

AFTER: "Stupid hoe! That's all U got??", Rhian wastes no time in taunting the fallen singer while Sam Fox removes her gloves. Tulisa gets up on all fours and demands help with her wardrobe malfunction but there's no Frankie C. in her corner and all she gets is a face slapping reality check from Sugden who grabs her by the hair and shoves her face into her crotch!! Ugh! That's a nasty wake-up call for the JMD rookie who soon gets laid out with Rhian sitting on her face and making some obscene gestures for the camera. The blonde quickly digs her claws into the exposed left breast and has Tulisa screaming out in pain before she admits "Rhian is the suprerior woman" but the Bury model still traps her in headscissors while mauling that nipple until Tulisa bursts into tears and begs for Rhian to let her go! "Finish that bytch, dear! She's fookin' trash anyway!", Sam Fox yells from her corner and Rhian wraps her thighs around Tulisa's neck ever so hard until the singer simply passes out! Blonde then rips her bikini top off and leaves her topless & motionless while extending her winning streak to three in a row! What a night for the once much-maligned glamour model!

Official Result: Rhian Sugden def. Tulisa Contostavlos KO5.