Jennifer Aniston Versus Courteney Cox (Cougar)

Results: Lookout Writing: Junior

Aniston: 51 y/o, 5’4 ¾ “ (1.64 m), 7-23-1, 5 KO

Cox: 56 y/o, 5’5” (1.65 m), 8-21-0, 4 KO

Before:

The former co-stars look to prove who the better Friends actress is today. Both fighters are similar in size and they also both have some rough FCBA records that they look to change today. Both fighters want it bad, expect them to come out swinging.

“I love Courteney but today I will have to embarrass her.” Said Aniston

“I love Jen too but there is not a chance she makes it out standing.” Said Cox

“Just wait Court, after today you might want to think about retirement, you old b*tch.” Said Aniston

“It won’t feel good getting your ass kicked by a “old b*tch” today Jen” Said Cox

Jennifer enters the ring in a hot pink string bikini with black gloves and boots with her hair in a ponytail. Courteney enters the ring in a navy blue string bikini with red gloves and boots and her hair up in a bun.

Round 1:

Both fighters come out aggressive but Aniston is getting the better of the older fighter. Aniston is firing body shots at Cox and then Aniston threw a right hook right into Cox’s chin which causes Cox to stumble back into the ropes. Cox looks surprised and now Aniston is throwing jabs at the older fighter body and then BAM! Aniston throws a nasty right hook at Cox’s ribs and connects and Cox is hurt! Aniston continues to throw body shots right at Cox injured ribs but the bell rings and Aniston is leading 10-9 after one round.

Round 2:

Last round must have woke Cox up because now she is the one delivering the punishment. Aniston is shocked to see how the tables have turned and how she is on the receiving end of punches now. The older fighter is going to town on Aniston throwing punches left and right at the blonde. Cox continues to punish Aniston with body shots trying to not take anymore punishment to her ribs herself. Aniston tries to escape the ropes but Cox puts her right back in her place with a jab to Aniston’s nose. Aniston is angry and tries to connect with a nasty right hook to Cox’s head but Aniston misses and Cox lands another jab to Aniston’s eye this time. The bell rings and Cox mumbles “ you're lucky to be standing still b*tch.” as she walks past Aniston. Jennifer does not like it and shoves Courteney but the ref steps in to break it up before anything else happens. Now it is all tied up at 19 after two.

Round 3:

This fight is getting personal now and Cox is starting the third round off right where she left off in the second round, landing jabs right to Aniston’s body causing the blonde to wince in pain. In the second minute of the round Cox connects with a hook to Aniston’s chin and then BAM! Another left hook to Aniston’s jaw and ANISTON IS DOWN! Cox walks back to her neutral corner flexing for the crowd while the ref is counting down. SIX, FIVE, FOUR, but Aniston is able to beat the count. Cox is angry that she did not finish Aniston but continues to punish the younger fighter. Aniston manages to escape the ropes and lands a few body shots to Cox herself until the bell rings and after three rounds Cox now has a commanding 29-27 lead.

Round 4:

Aniston is still shocked from last round and meets toe to toe with Cox in the middle of the ring both fighters are throwing punches left and right. They are exchanging body shots but Ansiton seems to be getting the worst of the exchange. Cox is overpowering Aniston but Aniston refuses to step down. They both are giving it all they got and neither one of the fighters are willing to give in. The bell rings and Cox hits Aniston with a cheap shot to the back of the head and there is some more pushing and shoving until the referee steps in and breaks it up. After four rounds Cox is leading 39-36.

Round 5:

Aniston is enraged and is swinging aggressively now. Both fighters exchange more body shots and then Aniston manages to sneak a nasty right hook to Cox’s jaw which causes the older fighter to stumble into the ropes and now Aniston is all in trying to end the fight but Cox will not give up and is doing a good job of dodging Aniston’s aggressive punches for the most part until BAM! Aniston lands a powerful hook to the ribs that Cox injured in the first round. Cox groans in pain and right when it looks like Aniston is going to do some serious damage to Cox the bell rings. “Saved by the bell you lucky b*tch, next round I am going to knock all that plastic out of your face.” Said Aniston as she walked by Cox, Cox ignored it. After five rounds Cox is winning 48-46.

Round 6:

Both fighters want it really bad now, there has been a lot of trash talk and both fighters want to prove that they are better than the other fighter. Cox is still shook up from last round and Aniston takes advantage right away landing a series of jabs to the older fighters injured ribs. Which causes Cox to stumble right into the ropes wincing in pain. Aniston landed another jab right to Cox’s breast and then BAM! Aniston landed a left hook right to the chin of Cox and Cox is down lying flat on her ass. Aniston walks to her neutral corner and watches as the ref counts down. TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX, FIVE, Cox tries to get up using the ropes but stumbles back down she is not gonna beat the count!

THE WINNER JENNIFER ANISTON DEFEATS COURTENEY COX KO6!!!

After:

Aniston jumps on the ropes in triumph and shakes her ass for the crowd while Cox is watching Aniston celebrate in disgust.

“It was fun sharing the ring with Court, things got a little out of hand but I shut her up and kicked her ass. Who is next?”Said a happy Aniston

“Jen is lucky b*tch I did not perform well and I still almost beat her but I will be back to kick ass don’t worry.” Said a angry Cox.