Results: Lookout Writing: Archer

Rose: 40 YO, 5’6 ¼ (1.68 m), BBU: 7-7-0, 7 KO since 2012, Foxfire Atlantic Boxing

Katie: 36 YO, 5’5 ½ (1.66 m), BBU: 10-2-0, 10 KO since 2017, Foxfire Atlantic Boxing

Before: Foxfire Atlantic not noted for its intra-stable bouts, but apparently ill-will has developed between Rose and Katie and FAB Managing Director Kate Winslet sees a chance to cash in while a fight will hopefully settle the feud.

“Rose came in second in the 6 Contenders Tournament this year,” explains a FAB source, “and she didn’t like it when Katie wondered aloud when Rose was going to get into Cougar Boxing since she has turned 40.  Katie’s got a pretty sharp tongue and things went downhill from there at Black Swan Hall (FAB’s training center outside of Cardiff, Wales). Next thing any of us knew  the two of them were tearing each other’s clothes off until they were in their bras and knickers and pulling hair and slapping each other. I think Rose was starring to spank Katie when Ms. Winslet herself came down and literally knocked their heads together. They calmed down after that, but you could tell they wanted a rematch and Kate Winslet knows a grudge match is a promoter’s dream so she got it into the next BBU card.”

“I am going to knock her Irish block off,” seethes Rose to the press.

“That awful Aussie is going SO going to regret trying to spank me like a naughty child!” Katie fumes.

So there is a lively amount of interest in this bout as the two still angry ladies enter the ring and remove their robes. Rose is in a lacy black body suit with black thigh high stockings. She has black gloves and boots. Rose’s short dark hair is loose, but wetted down. Katie is in one of her favorite fighting outfits: a silver body suit with black fishnet stockings. She had silver gloves and boots with black laces. Her long dark hair is pulled back in a battle braid. Two are clearly ready to go and look impatient during ring instructions. Referee obliged to remind them that they must abide his instructions. They roll their eyes and nod. Official finally gets the instructions done. The glove “tap” is a SMACK that echoes in the nether regions of the arena. Katie and Rose then march to their corners and finally the bell rings…

Round 1:  

Rose and Katie out of their corners quickly, they get to mid ring and start to circle, then Rose attacks with a driving flurry of rights an lefts into Katie’s knockers. Katie put on her heels, but swings back with a right off the side of Rose’s head. Rose knocked to one side but turns back to nail Katie hard to the chin with a strong right. Katie looking wobbly as she backs up, gloves around her face and head. Rose moves in a pummels Katie to the belly and ribs. She pounds away until she’s got Katie tipped forward at the waist and then she goes after Katie’s breasts with vicious rights and lefts. Katie trying to get out of range, but Rose staying on her prey and punches away to the bell. Round goes to Rose Byrne wide/

Round 2:

Katie quick to answer the beating Rose gave her in the opening round. Katie makes sure she is out of her corner faster and lands two quick stabbing rights on Rose’s jaw and then swivels the Australian’s head with cracking left to the jaw. Rose is staggering from these blows and tries to put some distance between herself and Katie, but Katie will have none of that. Katie is on Rose up close and pumping hooks into the Byre belly and breasts. Rose trying to jab Katie off but he Irish bantam is ignoring these blows to maintain pressure and make Rose shudder with each new impact. Katie seems to trying to get Rose into the ropes but Rose slips away back to mid-ring. Katie trying it again as she backs Rose up with more body blows, but time runs out on the rounds. Judges gives the round to Katie McGrath and by a wide margin.

Round 3:

Rose now out of her corner just as fast as Katie and they collide at mid ring as punching fury breaks out between Rose and Katie. Intense action as the two maneuver at close range while they fire lefts and rights into each other. The short driving rights and lefts now slamming into ribcages and underside of breast cups. Punch rates seem very close most of the way, but then Katie gets a nasty hook into Rose’s solar plexus. Rose’s knees shudder and Katie pours more leather into Rose’s breasts. Rose grunting with pain at this rude treatment of her rack. Then Rose gets a deep hook into Katie’s gut and it stuns Katie. Rose then slams her gloved fists ino Katie’s rack. Katie knocked back, but recovers and comes back by striking at Rose to the chin and jaw. Punches to the head staggers Rose and backs her up quickly. Katie pounding away at Rose to the bell. Judges decide Katie was able to edge Rose out and award the round to her.

Round 4:  

Rose again is out fast and she goes at Katie to the head. Katie caught hard in the jaw by right-left combo, then Rose bangs Katie with head snapping uppercuts to the chin. Katie falling back with her gloves up around her head, Rose tears into Katie’s body with slashing rights and lefts and then a flurry of hooks that send a jackknifed Katie back into the ropes. Katie trying to escape by sliding along the robes and countering with the jab, but Rose unloading a storm of leather that Katie cannot avoid. Kate shelled hard, her knees are starting to give way, but then the bell rings. Rose has to be pushed back by the referee.  Katie sagging against the ropes looking shellshocked and panting hard. Rose snarling at Katie as referee pushes her away an finally Rose goes to her corner. Katie gets off the ropes and limps back to her corner. It was a long round for her. Rose Byrne wins the round wide.

Round 5:

Rose resumes the attack in the new round, but Katie seems to have made  pretty good recovery during the break. Katie dodging Rose’s head shots and countering with solid smacks to the Byrne knockers. Rose goes for the McGrath mammaries and suddenly the two are a fierce battle of the breast bangers. The blows leave both fighters gulping air as lugs keep being emptied by these blows. Then Rose steps to one side and drives a straight right into Katie’s forehead. Blow opens a jagged crimson dripping gap in Katie’s forehead and Katie looks wobbly as Rose presses in with hooks to the midsection. Katie fighting back with her jab, but she’s being pushed slowly back. Two battle down to the bell. Referee  has to push them apart. Katie looks fierce as she glares at Rose with a thin trickles of blood down her face, but Rose glaring right back. Close round on the cards, but it is Rose Byrne who wins it.

Round 6:

Katie cleaned and patched up during the break. She comes out fast, but so does Rose Byrne. Two fighters clash at center ring. Katie driving her opening shots straight into Rose’s face smashing it up before Rose can step aside, but then Rose strikes back at Katie’s face. Katie falls back briefly, but then comes back and this time catches Rose lunging at her. Katie’s hook spears Rose and uses Rose’s own momentum to add power to the blow. Rose jackknifed forward and then Katie unloads a powerhouse right uppercut that straightens Rose up and hurls her back into the ropes. Katie now slams rights and lefts into Rose’s face until Rose can get her mitts up to cover it. Then Katie goes at Rose to the body with jackhammer blows that strike at Rose from breast to stomach and back again. Rose gurgling with pain and SUDDENLY ROSE SAGS FORWARD! Katie jumps back as Rose collapses into a steaming heap at her feet. Katie looks down with a surprised look then hurries to the neutral corner. The referee is counting and Rose is trying to rise. Rose on her knees, then to a crouch and then she tries to stand. NO! It is too much Rose shudders and falls against the ropes. She ends up sitting, legs spread, arms at her sides, head hanging as she hears:

“TEN!...YOU ARE OUT!”

THE WINNER: KATIE MCGRATH DEFEATS ROSE BYRNE KO6!

After: Katie has her arm raised in victory. Then she walks the ring waving to the crowd and drinking in their support. However it would appear, Ms. McGrath was mainly killing time. As soon as she sees Rose Byrne has been revived on her stool, Katie heads for Rose’s corner and hauls the disheartened Rose up by the hair. Then Katie seats herself on Rose’s own stool, bends Rose over her knee and proceeds to give Rose a whacking good spank. Rose howls indignantly at first and thrashes her legs in useless protest. Katie only stop when Rose moans:

“Stop! Stop! I’ve had enough! Please stop!”

Katie smiles and pauses: “You promise to be good and not give me any more sass?”

“Y-yes,” Rose gulps, “I’m sorry.”

“That’s my girl, now I will let you go and promise to visit you tonight and tuck you in,” Katie said mysteriously.

“Y-you don’t have to do that,” Rose said.

“No, but I want to be sure all is well between us. It will, won’t it?” Katie said in a chilling tone.

“Oh yes!” Rose said with her eyes wide in apprehension.

“Very well,” Katie handed Rose off to her bewildered attendants and then strolled away with a smile on her face. “All is now right at Black Swan Hall.”

We don’t know what Katie McGrath is planning to do next with Rose Byrne, but that was quite a fight she and Rose had tonight. Katie took the lead early, but then Rose took charge. However Katie came back and pounded Rose into defeat. Quite a night for Foxfire Atlantic Boxing and we hear Kate Winslet couldn’t be happier with how it went. Certainly the fans got their tickets worth and even had a post-fight event to add to it.