Jenna-Louise Coleman vs Cheryl Cole
(Lookout! Boxing vs Lioness Club)
(34-6-1, 31 KO vs 26-21, 21 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: This isn't a flyweight title bout but both these girls believe they're the best pound-for-pound names in the BBU so the stakes are much higher than a lineal divisional crown! Cheryl Cole famously stopped Jenna's still-standing 20 fight record win streak to claim the flyweight honors in May 2017 but this feud has taken a different turn with both camps accepting a special series of fights in various rules that stretches from regular to JMD and Body Saddle to come over the next few months. 

"We love Kelly Brook and Kate Upton but this is the true elite UK duel! Jenna and Cheryl are the best in business so we're happy to find them on collision course again!", Lookout's head trainer Nicole Richie leads the initial applaus during press conference while both women in the spotlight are busy with ripping some hair out before order is restored! "That lousy bytch can't stay the hell down! Who is she? Grr... I haven't seen such an overrated singer since Toni Basil! No way she's the best flyweight in BBU! That trophy belongs to ME and me only! Got it?", Jenna Coleman is clearly unhappy over the media bias that has Cheryl trending on social media in supreme numbers.

"Shut up, cow! You know the name, Cheryl is the true market leader both in and out of the ring! You're just a lousy second tier actress who got kicked out of Emmerdale before doing absolutely nothing the rest of the way! Doctor Who? You're still riding on that sign? More like Jenna Who if you ask me!", Cheryl can't stop laughing in response before Jenna actually grabs more of her hair and tries to outmuscle Lioness coach Mel B. who throws her body in between the two hellcats. She manages to separate the two enemies and it feels like half of the UK is more interested in this boxing duell than the looming rugby World Cup final this weekend!

Jenna Coleman wears a red sports bra with black trim, black hotpants & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. Cheryl Cole wears a black bikini top, leopard print panties & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Jenna knows awfully well that Cheryl likes to start these fights fast and she's more than ready for this as she tackles the older brunette with a scything drive upstairs that stops the Geordie train immediately upon impact. Ugh! Cheryl almost wobbles to her heels but she's determined to fight back as both girls engage in a furious punching display that raises noise around the arena. No quarter is given here but Jenna still lands the better punches and knocks Cheryl's head back to the point she slowly backs her onto the ropes despite the singer's best efforts to avoid it. All Jenna once Cheryl is trapped butt-in-ropes as the punches still fly thick & fast during this war of attrition that has the Lioness brunette wobbling at the bell outright following a dose of looping strikes on each temple. Huh! Jenna sure feels great about that opener!

Round 2:
Immediate response from the fiery singer catches Jenna off guard downstairs as Cheryl piles a harpoon barrage to dominate the phone booth exchange. Coleman gets cracked with a wayward head-butt on top of the midsection assault and drops to her heels while Cole finds more success blasting her in the tummy which Jenna simply can't neutralize even with an overhand swing that still slices thin air rather than the Geordie flesh. Bad timing and all that send Coleman reeling onto the ropes before it gets worse as the singer nails her on the chin and switches for some facial damage that forces the actress into deep cover. Ugh! Cheryl belts her on the liver area and yelps in anger when she's unable to avoid a late clinch as Jenna gets more desperate to drain the clock than anyone anticipated following such a good opening round!

Round 3:
More slugging dominates the third round as neither girl wants to yield an inch but the see-saw tactics dries up come the second minute when the precision goes away amid this personal feud. Both girls are like too desperate to focus on the job alone and eye a swift haymaker script that is too foolish even for Denise van Outen in the BBU TV booth to accept. Come on! Cheryl lands a good shot on the lips but fails with the follow up and gets dragged into a lenghty clinch along the ropes as Jenna tries to tackle her with a hip toss of sorts to break the jam she actually triggered. And Chezza goes down on her knees alright which forces a break in action! What are you doing? Jenna shoves the ref away as Cheryl gets up and plunges her head into the exposed breadbasket... and now both girls are down on the canvas so the ref has to lift Cole off her rival and tells both of them to get on with this thing called boxing! We're not shipping in a jello pool tonight so watch out! Good thing the bell interrupts the dubious action moments later as Jenna tells coach Richie "It's all her fault" during the break.

Round 4:
We're back to proper boxing and Cheryl secures the edge by thumping Jenna's lips and just dissecting her high guard in proper elite fashion that even makes Denise van Outen cringe! Huh! Jenna's lucky not to spill the red paint here as she gets trapped in the head-hunting menace and yields real estate in a hurry with the singer going all-in on that high-octane pursuit. She backs Coleman onto the ropes and blasts her on the lips often enough for Jenna to yelp in pain before a vicious cross on the temple spins the actress sideways. Chezza thinks she's got the other girl tailing off but she just can't find that one punch which breaks Jenna's resilience and gets swamped into a desperate clinching efforts that drags until the final seconds. Chezza barks in anger and belts the Blackpool lass in the groin and of course she's allowed to get away with that since Cheryl is THE name!

Round 5:
The Lookout! corner is losing their flow as Nicole Richie can't sell her ideas to Jenna anymore but it only gets worse once Cheryl rolls out with the jabbing galore to outwork the reeling actress in close range and knock more leather into her increasingly swollen face! Ugh! Jenna simply gets mauled back to the corner as Cole rides the confidence way to make sure nobody remembers about her recent losing streak! Bad year or not, the P4P glory is on the line tonight and Cheryl delivers the thump by shutting the Blackpool's finest in the corner and bursting onto her chest as well. Coleman tries to bide her time locking a clinch but she'll have to get those bumpers ready for stuff like that in the near future whereas Chezza cleans out shop and leaves the actress yelping in more pain at the bell. Hello, redemption! Another suspiciously low hit bends Coleman in half at the bell and Cheryl has pulled away on the cards according to most fans & pundits alike!

Round 6:
Cheryl grinds it out to secure another chest invasion during the opening minute but Jenna battles her jabbing ways to stop the proverbial bleeding in a hectic tussle that features a couple of quick head-butts from either side. Huh! Ref stays out of it and allows the elite hellcats to claw at each other without hitting the deck and it's punch-for-punch exchange that has no winner declared but drains energy in the process. It's still good enough for the Lioness camp as Coleman struggles to enforce her presence while Chezza is happy enough to trade blows like that with anyone out there. She adds a couple of hooks from the inside to knock around Coleman's jaw but all her good work is undone when she gets caught by a vicious harpoon on the liver area that wobbles her into spasms and allows the Blackpool menace to rally around the midriff and steal some late bonus points as she thumps the Geordie singer onto the ropes and piles more pressure up the belly button so much that the ref had to drag her way at the bell.

Round 7:
Back & forth we go again as the head-hunting tactics reigns supreme; Cheryl tries to work around those squashed lips to leak more paint but Jenna sets up a trap and barges into the singer's guts before thumping her on the solar plexus for a good measure. Chezza just won't back off regardless and tears a small patch over the left eye however as she swings for a follow up, Coleman NAILS her on the liver and presses pause in the middle of that swing... Ugh! Cheryl wobbles forward with a loud whimper and finds nothing but Jenna's uppercut blast that SMOKES her on the jaw... this one launches the Geordie stunner off a spring board and she collapses in a heap five feet further down the canvas in spread eagle fashion!!! IT'S A KNOCKDOWN for the Blackpool babe and suddenly things are getting serious! Cole spits out her gumshield and is simply too dizzy to even make an effort here... she remains down on her back and appears to be drifting away into unconsciousness so the ref stops the count at six and waves the fight off! Epic KO7 Jenna Coleman!!!

AFTER: "That's the way to do it, folks! One down and so many more to go!", Jenna punches the air in delight and makes the gloves-on-the-cheek sleeping gesture to indicate poor Cheryl has left us for a while. Lioness coach Mel B. claims this was a fluke finish from the former champion but both Jenna and Nicole Richie laugh her off as "sore loser". "It's almost a shame they have to stretch her off because I'd have told her to f### right off for these headbutts! Stupid witch had this coming but I'll smash her jugs soon enough! I'm doing her a favor because she's a flatbed cow in first place but hey, if you want to go all the way then be my guest! This conversation is over... for now! Jenna still rules the house with or without the straps! Hoooray for ME!!!".

Meanwhile Mel B. has to escort her fallen fighter on a stretcher ride to the locker room but she vows revenge on the "arrogant Lookout slags". "This is just a beginning and we can pull off the JMD upset! We've got Jenna right where we want her! C'mon, Denise! Stop with the giggles! Anyone who writes the Geordie Power off after one fluky punch is too damn stupid to cover BBU! It ain't over yet, folks!"

Official Result: Jenna Coleman def. Cheryl Cole KO7.