Flyweight Supremacy Series Part 2: Jugs Of Mass Destruction
Jenna-Louise Coleman vs Cheryl Cole
(Lookout! Boxing vs Lioness Club)
(35-7-1, 32 KO vs 26-22, 21 KO)
JMD Value: 32C vs 32D
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The rivalry between two most accomplished BBU flyweights enters stage two and most fans & experts think Jenna-Louise Coleman will double down on her October KO7 victory over Cheryl Cole tonight since Jugs of Mass Destruction is very much her playing ground compared to the Geordie singer. Cheryl has never shown much interest in this gruesome genre and she doesn't exactly own the top cleavage numbers either but she vows to upset the odds and dismisses Jenna as "stupid #### who needs to be knocked topless". "We'e been here before, Jenna thinks she's the best there ever was, man, don't tell me about that October fight since that was a minor hiccup. She's really over the hill, folks! I've watched enough JMD fights to know I'm gonna whup her saggy tits off! They say it's gruesome, hell, I'm the most gruesome fighter in BBU history so let's get it on!"

Jenna tries to play down Cheryl's verbal tirade while talking to BBU TV's Denise van Outen: "Look, Cheryl is losing her mind! She got knocked the hell OUT last time we met and it's gonna be no different here tonight! She doesn't know what it's like to get pounded in the tits for the whole night! That's too much for her! She always talks a lot but hey, I'll let my jug muggin' skills do ALL the talking tonight! Gonna be a fun show!" (laughs).

Jenna Coleman wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long dark brown hair with bangs tied in a curled ponytail. Cheryl Cole wears a Newcastle United-themed bikini top, black panties & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Jenna doesn't waste a single second in this one as she powers ahead with a steady uppercut drive that leaves Cheryl in early spot of bother. It's one thing to watch the tape but then you get hit outright and the Geordie chest gets a quick pounding with Jenna working in speed dial fashion to neutralize the singer in the proverbial phone booth. Ugh! Cheryl wobbles back onto her heels and yields real estate underneath the uppercut barrage that she simply cannot embrace during the opening round. Coleman blasts her butt-in-ropes and sinks easy shots on target while Cheryl yelps in visible pain; she's unable to break through Jenna's high-octane attack and sinks behind a desperate earmuff which is downright shocking whereas Coleman begins to taunt her lack of response yet still belts her on the navel right at the bell to underline her dominance.

Round 2:
Cheryl's wayward swinging cashes in with some early side attack but Jenna laughs it off and piles more pressure up the middle. She stacks up the familiar uppercut rally but gets whacked on the liver area against the script and bursts into spasms which allows Cole to nick in with the follow up. Both women beat each other senseless for a while even though several punches miss the target but it's obvious these two genuinely hate each other so they press ahead in mind over matter fashion until Cheryl's gut punching proves superior and wobbles the Blackpool actress into loud spasms. Chezza goes off-script and whacks her on the jaw before dropping the left/right combo from the side which squeezes Jenna's breasts against each other. Another wild hook nails her on the nose and spins back onto the ropes just before the bell which prompts a verbal back & forth between the two. Even Denise van Outen is bemused by the language used here...

Round 3:
No love lost from Coleman who beats the Geordie brunette to the uppercut blast and rocks her cleavage in crowd-pleasing fashion. Chezza tries to respond amid this Blackpool JMD frenzy but simply can't and wobbles onto her heels which only makes matters worse! Jenna piles ahead with a left/right combo on the fly and tags the singer's chin as well before a looping left harpoon nails the older woman on the liver area. Ugh! Cheryl drops into spasms and can't stop Coleman pounding her butt-in-ropes thereafter where the Lookout! fighter simply frazzles the Geordie midsection in thumping fashion. Cheryl is feeling some heat here and slumps into a lenghty clinch but Jenna leaves visible bruises on the otherwise toned ribcage and seeths into the singer's ear at the bell which forces the ref into action: "U frickin' c###! U can't take this much longer, huh?"

Round 4:
Chezza appears to be rattled and struggles to match Jenna's high-octane uppercut blast early in the fourth again. This leads into more verbal taunts from the Blackpool babe who intends to punch the older brunette topless outright however Cole survives the initial attack and bides some time clinching her nemesis. Jenna bumps Cheryl off in jug-to-jug contact and whacks her across the mouth before hauling in more juicy uppercuts to send the singer sideways. Cheryl is visibly upset after getting bounced around the ring here but Coleman just keeps her at bay and lands surgical punches to the chest which wear the older woman down. Cole manages to avoid getting trapped along the ropes but she's not avoiding the verbal taunts and gets sucked into a wild jabbing frenzy come the final minute which Jenna dominates outright! Ugh! She cripples the Geordie's finest with a brutal uppercut fury and nails her on the temple just for a good measure.

Round 5:
Cheryl has fallen back on the cards and appears to be searching for answers however she still finds the mindless bash mojo which fits well with the jug muggin' rules. Meanwhile Jenna is confident she can outmuscle the singer in jug-to-jug contact again so she accepts the slugging route and connects with Cole's boobs from each side. She digs an elbow right in there as well but Chezza groans into a jabbing response and packs a good number from point-blank range before cutting it tight over the waist to drill the fellow brunette's stomach. Jenna bumps her chin off Cheryl's shoulder and gets harpooned on the liver area as well; she tries to shove the singer back but eats a nasty hook on the solar plexus before Cole whacks her with an uppercut that bounces off the boobs and into her chin. Ugh! Coleman drops on her heels and gets smoked with a jabbing buzzsaw that has Chezza punching all the Blackpool chest and ragdolls the Lookout! brunette onto the turnbuckle. Cheryl refuses to back off now and hammers easy punches into the ailing woman's breasts right until the bell halts her charge. Ugh! Jenna stumbles forward with a loud whimper and suddenly she looks hurt out there!

Round 6:
Epic tit-bashing from the word go as Jenna wants to regain her supreme position only to find Chezza clobbering her up the middle on the rebound! Both women just tear it up and send the boobs bouncing off the chins which stuns the Cardiff audience but it's Coleman who makes more noise in the process with Cheryl busting her in the solar plexus with a vicious double; she nails the actress with a not-so-stray elbow as well before crashing a wild hook on the chin! Uh-oh!!! Jenna wobbles onto her heels with another whimper and her gloves collapse by the side which allows Cole to SMOKE her with a brutal uppercut that tears the bikini top and carries on into the jaw as well!!! DOWN GOES COLEMAN!!! She hits the deck HARD and makes a loud noise as her head bounces off the canvas!!! "Get in thuuuurrrrr, pet!", Chezza punches the air in delight as the ref issues a slow count but it's still not slow enough to save Jenna from a shocking demise!!! KO6 Cheryl Cole!!!

AFTER: "That's right, bytch!!! I stopped ur frickin' juggs!!!", Chezza dances around the fallen nemesis who's seemingly mired in a vertigo struggle. Jenna tries to get up but simply can't battle the dizzy state of mind and collapses down on her back with Cole mounting her even before the official verdict is announced! Ugh! She pounds extra boobs and has Coleman descending into a tearful mess shortly afterwards.

Lioness coach Mel B. removes Chezza's gloves and orders her to "rip Jenna's tits off" which triggers a gruesome combo of tit-mauling and painful shrieks. Jenna isn't completely done here yet but she gets slapped into verbal submission and has to gurgle the ultimate "Your jugs stopped my jugs" white flag but she's not handling Cheryl's claws well as the Geordie tries to twist her body into a pretzel. "Can I just punch her teeth out?", Cheryl asks the fans as Jenna frantically taps out while getting her face shoved into the canvas. Cheryl finally realizes she can rip her foe's bikini top off but she wants to hurt the sobbing brunette even further... Lookout! Atlantic manager Nicole Richie treatens to "kick Cheryl's teeth out herself" if the singer doesn't get on with this so the ineviteable breast smother finally puts the erstwhile BBU pound-for-pound ranking leader out of her misery.

"How about that c###? I whupped her god damn tits like I told her I will! Stupid whore! Time to admit I AM the BEST fighter in the UK evaaahh!!! That's right, pet! I got my revenge and she's going all downhill from here! I can't wait what the rubber match rules look like! Because we are NOT done here! She's still gone one mega thumping from me left! Stay tuned, folks!", Cheryl adjusts her own bikini top and waves to the crowd before blowing several kisses to the camera. She plants her foot on Jenna's bare breasts and that's the ultimate snapshot the Lioness Club was looking for all along!

Official Result: Cheryl Cole def. Jenna-Louise Coleman KO6.