(Garnet Gunners UK vs BronzedOz Boxing)
(3-8, 3 KO vs 11-2-1, 10 KO)
JMDD Value: 32DD (Enhanced) vs 34DD (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE:

Danielle Lloyd's career numbers are somewhat mediocre but the buxom Scouser is always up for a proper JMDD challenge and Krystal Forscutt's championship quest leaves her chasing both regular and jug muggin' honors which makes this contest a PPV best-seller in it's own right. Danielle targets an outright upset while she acknowledges the fellow brunette's achievements. However this is Krystal's official JMDD debut so she might learn a new thing or two about getting whacked straight on the money! Those tape sessions never tell you the full story!

Krystal has wrecked Jessica McNamee on her boxing comeback last month but that was a mere sparring session compared to her elite plans going forward. Danielle's more experienced in the jug muggin' genre but her otherwise hittable status makes her a perfect opponent on Krystal's JMDD debut. The Scouser's verbal mind games on social media and during the introductions are quickly dismissed by the Aussie entourage and it's Forscutt who fires the last warning shot moments before the opening bell: "Well, bytch! I'm gonna thump your nipples straight down your sleazy throat! Bring it ON!!!"

Danielle Lloyd wears a red bikini top, brown panties and white gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Krystal Forscutt wears a black micro corset (pictured), matching panties and golden gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division. JMDD rules apply.

Round 1:
Danielle tries it up the gut early on but Krystal has none of that and freezes the fellow brunette with a hook on the jaw before blasting her from both flanks and squeezing 'em tits so much the Scouser almost gets rendered topless inside the opening minute. It's phone booth boxing here and Krystal's all over the JMDD veteran so that Lloyd has to yield real estate by default. She clips the Aussie jaw in a desperate effort to break free but continues to soak up abuse as Forscutt's high-tempo drill proves far superior. Maybe Krystal didn't only watch the tape but also smacked some local jug too? There's no time for Danielle to embrace these ideas as she gets tackled to the ropes and slumps amid painful yelps when Forscutt connects with an uppercut drive in the second minute. Ugh! This is the classic punchbag treatment here and Krystal has a field day punishing the Scouser's rack... she finally shows Lloyd some mercy as she takes a step back and hauls one on the jaw to draw ire from some members in the audience but then it's back to thumping Danielle's rack into a mush and the only rescue comes courtesy of the bell with Danielle barely keeping herself upright! Just who is making this official JMDD debut then?

Round 2:
Krystal storms from her stool to beat the awfully sluggish Scouser for another east/west strike and it's almost too easy for the Aussie tourist as she lifts Danielle's boobs again and drops her into immediate spassms. Danielle tries to brawl herself up the middle but only clips minimal flesh while soaking up the full force of Krystal's might in a hectic duell in the center of the ring that quickly escalates into a one-sided beating. Forscutt refuses to set up a hooking distraction on the jaw but the eye-to-glove coordination is doing the trick as she pounds the hapless fellow brunette into the ropes and harpoons her on the ribcage when Lloyd's desperate guard becomes too annoying for comfort. The Scouser's yelps are getting louder and she gets pinned into the turnbuckle come the final minute with Krystal adding more juice via the familiar uppercut route. Danielle's only bright spot is keeping it upright but she eventually slumps into punchbag mode late on and can't do anything about the Aussie tourist working her over. Ugh! She almost slides down onto her bums when the bell halts the action and Forscutt vows to punch her topless in the next round before she's shoved back into her corner by the ref. Poor Danielle doesn't even seek eye contact with the visitors during the interval and it's all gone horribly wrong for her so far tonight.

Round 3:
Krystal was accused of taking it easy on her comeback vs McNamee but she's blowing these critics aside tonight as she beats Danielle for pace, precision and wrath in another phone booth tangle early in the third. Lloyd tries to slug it out but gets her boobs shoved into her lungs in a brutal exchange she can't handle at all and GOES DOWN ONTO HER KNEES when Forscutt piledrives that rack into jelly beans. Huh! That's almost too ruthless to be true! Danielle leans her head against the canvas while aching her heart out but she still makes a recovery at eight and a half... the ref was ready to wave it off alas the Mersey pride has risen to fight for another day... or more like another minute. Uh-oh.. Danielle's on the verge of a tearful collapse and she's fed to a wild dingo bytch here next with Forscutt pounding her straight up the middle and throwing her around like a rag doll... Lloyd ends up butt-in-ropes in no time and simply gets DESTROYED with more piercing hooks punishing her rack. She screams out her loudest of the night but the ref can't step in fast enough to save since Krystal wrenches her DOWN ON HER KNEES again and delivers a soccer kick onto those aching tits... Danielle drops dead meat onto her right side with eyes closed and it's KO3 Krystal Forscutt in Beatdown of the Night fashion!!!

AFTER: Some loyal English fans want the victorious brunette to be disqualified for that highly controversial kick but that's not gonna happen and once coach Nicky Whelan removes Krystal's gloves we're heading into punishment territory alas poor Danielle is basically out of her senses already. She can't usher the classic "You stopped my jugs" line and gets dragged by her boobs instead as Forscutt quickly rips her bikini top off and claws the nipples at will. Ugh! Let's don't spill the plastic stuff here, shall we? Krystal barks in anger as she's simply pummellled her foe too much to enjoy any sort of resistance because there is none so Lloyd is left spread eagle in the center of the ring with all that rack in the open to cherish. Krystal pins her heel down on it as if she really wants to render the fellow brunette flat-chested and ineligible for future JMDD action but once she grabs the mic she lets everyone know BBU has a new jug muggin' player in town and all ye skanks should feel very uncomfortable now! Yes, that includes Kelly Brook, Hayley Atwell and Holly Willoughby among the chief suspects. This ACB contender is back with a bang and not going anywhere anytime soon!

Final result: Krystal Forscutt def. Danielle Lloyd KO3.