18 SEPTEMBER 2000 JANE KRAKOWSKI VS DANA DELANY

Posted by Simguy, Monday 18-Sep-00 00:34:24

Before: Jane looking to stamp out Dana like the pox, reminds everyone: :I pushed for this rematch. I want to claim absolute supremacy over Dana—removed any doubt as to whom the better woman is. Get ready Dana ‘cause it’s comin;”. Dana open to the challenger, but privately can’t understand Jane’s intensity, telling the press, “It’s an important fight, but she’s just a stepping stone to me. I think Jane’s trying to play some kind of game here an it won’t work. Say it in the ring bsby.” Pink bra ad panties Dana, light blue for Jane.

During R1: Economical movement venter ring, nothing wasted. Jane with her right hand under her chin, left across her stomach, bends forward at the waist and gives Dana a little circular rotation with the torso—enough to make the brunette miss most of her punches from medium range. Jane more selective with her punches out of the crouch, snapping off sharp lead right or sinking in a thudding left hook to the waist to scratch out of a close round.

R2: Dana tries it shoulder to shoulder and trades on even terms much of the round. Final minute, Jane with a nice maneuver, puts her head and weight on Dana, stepping over to the left to turn the brunette and stuff body punches home as Dana struggles to keep her balance. Delany shaken up, leans forward—Jane reaching down her sides to stuff hard lefts and rights in above the hip and Delany’s back leg gives out, knee touching canvas at the bell foir a sudden knockdown.

R3: Jane with that little torso roll early—Dana’s punches glance of the top of blonde mane, or Jane’s shoulders--Krakowski swiveling her hips and coming back with cracking short lead rights in the face has Delany staggering back to regroup. Krakowski stepping in, jerks lead rights with a surprising rhythm, jamming her fist in past Delany’s mitts to stun tge brunette before she can react. Final 2 minutes see Dana embattled on the ropes, but holding her own—girls lay in together, cheek to cheek, stuffing short punches into one another’s bodies while crowding in. Dana does well here—but Jane’s power carries the round—Delany hurting on her stool as Krakowski pulls away on the cards.

R4: Torso roll, right hand under the chin—Krakowski countering with authority to snap back Dana’s head, driving her to the ropes once again. Jane very measured, sinking in left hook behind the elbow, jerking little right hands through the middle as Delany breaks down. DD bending forward over shaky legs—Jane swats at the ear, then DIGS a hard left hand to the liver and DOWN GOES DANA! Delany in agony, rises to one knee, but she’s damaged goods. DD gives it up. Unable to breathe and Jane prances the ring with globes held high. KO4 Jane Krakowski.

After: Krakowski puts it to Dana D, wining every round, putting her down and stepping it up to finish inside the distance with a very professional effort. Heartbreaker for Dana—everything she did, Jane did just a little bit better, and the knockout punch really surprised Delany who didn’t think Krakowski had it in her. No more insufferable sight in boxing than that little superior smirk from Jane Krakowski as she struts in victory.

Reposted by Archer 02/03/21