Jessica Alba versus Victoria Pattison
(Result: Lookout / Words: cbr)

 
The match announcement failed to spark any major media interest, with fighters issuing a few statements that caught some mild press attention, mostly in the UK, where Vicky's fans gave her big support on the social networks. At the press conference, both women behaved as ladies, they kept their altercation to words only.
"She used to be something, right, a champ, four times? Now she's just a stepping stone for the girls coming into the sport.", Vicky said in a heavy geordie accent. "She had two wins against ridiculous opponents last year, now she's down to boxing in lingerie and that suits her right, but even that's not going well for her.", she added with laughter, "I see she still wants to be in the big league, that's fine, but I'll beat up the divvy without breaking a sweat".
"I can't really reply to this, she has to speak proper english. I see this match like FCBA putting me in the role of a guardian against the tourists, so I guess I'll have to knock her back to Europe Union" Jessica replied, her words making Vicky chuckle and snap back at her with "For f*cks sake, you've been knocked out so many times your brain turned to porridge, you got no clue what you're yapping about anymore!", Alba again shrugging her shoulders, pretending not to understand Vicky at all.

The weight in wasn't much of an event either, with the exception of Jessica finally getting some decent attention from the photographers, stepping on the scales in a lacy black lingerie ensemble with garters and stockings, promoting the association she's been moonlighting for recently, which drove a big laugh out of 'properly dressed for the occasion' Vicky standing in simple white one piece, covered under a robe. "She's a bloody retard, ain't she?", she asked her team as her opponent stepped off the scales, loud enough for the press and Jessica to pick it up.

Fight night, Jessica's first into the ring, smiling for the cameras on her way. Her team helps her through the ropes and out of her golden robe and she makes a walk around the ring, waving to the audience and banging her golden gloves together, her figure shining under the arena lights in a golden sports bra, tight golden shorts with white trim, 'ALBA' emrodied on her waistband, and matching golden shoes, her legs clad in glossy suntan pantyhose. The crowd welcomes her with loud cheers, but many wonder if this "fashion statement" is supposed to present Jessica as a champion she once was, tell the world she's back in business and ready for some serious action, or she's simply just trying to hide her age with shiny gear. Vicky is next to dance into the arena, hop through the ropes and out of her black robe. She does a little showboating walk around the ring, not hiding anything, wearing a tight black sports bra that already has issues holding her assets in, black trunks with white trim and matching black boxing gloves and shoes.

The officials are quick with instructions, and in no time, ladies touch gloves and the bell rings.

Round 1:

Jessica starts by playing it smart with long range combos, not getting into any unnecessary exchanges. Vicky is not bothered with eating a jab now and then, but fails to counter efficiently, her gloves flying right at the spot where her more experienced rival was just a moment ago. Jessica feints a left, then goes down for Vicky's belly, hopping back with another jab to her head, picking up points. It all looks like an exhibition match with Alba giving the audience a fantastic show of technique and style, right until Pattison decides to move forwards. She grunts as Jessica's glove splat over her breast, but hits her back with a right hook to the head. Her left smacks into Jessica's belly and the bronzed goddess is forced into a close combat. Her right flies over Vicky's head, who fires a short uppercut that tilts her head backwards. Vicky is after her body, bombarding her ribs with big lefts and rights. Jessica retreats, but soon finds herself in the corner, jabbing at Vicky's head. Pattison takes it and slams a right to the left side of Alba's face gluing her to the corner post. She takes a left-right combo to her boobs, then a big right to her solar plexus doubles her over and she grabs Vicky into a clinch. As soon as the ref gets them apart and lets them fight, Jessica peppers Vicky's face with a right, but takes a left, then a right to her flanks. Geordie girl ends the assault with a right overhand hook that stuns the hollywood star just as the bell rings. She walks away to her corner with a smile on her face, taking the round wide. Jessica showed us she can dance, but Vicky showed us she can punch.

Back in their corners, both fighters get refreshed and advised on how to go on, their teams seem more or less happy with their fighter's performance.

Round 2:

Jessica sticks to her plan, she seems untouched by the first round action and even though she's not landing anything big, she's stinging Vicky from all sides. Pattison countering, her gloves occasionally catching Alba's body and although she obviously feels the blows, Vicky is reluctant to do anything more. Just after the second minute passed, Vicky fires a combo to Jessica's belly and boobs, then gets her with a good right hook to her face, but fails to capitalise as her older and more experienced opponent manages to dance away to safety only to come back snapping a jab to her nose, then digging into her breasts. Vicky retaliates with another right to her face and Alba covers up and stumbles backwards in retreat. The round ends with a mid ring exchange that goes into Jessica's favor and she takes the round close simply by being more active.

Jessica's coach insists she focuses on her opponent's body while checking out her left eye that is starting to swell and bruise. Vicky gets an ice pack for her boobs, but looks fresh and confident, chatting with her coach. They both get a big applause getting off their stools, the crowd motivativating them to pick up the pace and show them some real action.

Round 3:

Third round starts with Alba being more aggressive. Without much effort, after evading a telegraphed hook, she finds Vicky's flanks, then ducks under her counter punches and blasts a few into her jugs, but misses with an uppercut. Vicky clubs her with a right, but Jessica follows with a left cross to her right, then a right hook to her left boob. The Geordie girl is backpedaling, slightly hunched forwards and clearly hurt. She stuns the oncoming Alba with a right to the solar plexus, Jessica's left flies by Vicky's head and this time she doesn't let go. She unloads a vicious hook to the ribs, then a left comes under Jessica's chin sending her reeling backwards. Vicky swats her face with another right, but takes a nasty short uppercut to her left breast that makes her wince as she slams another nasty right hook to Jessica's face that sends her into the ropes. Jessica sidesteps, off balance and covering up, ringside cameras showing her left eyebrow is cut and bleeding. She takes two big blows to her sides, but manages to duck under Vicky's hook, then gives back a jug mugging combo and Vicky has to back off right before the bell, but she heads for her corner with her gloves victoriously held up, with her aching assets almost spilling out of her bra.

Jessica's relieved to hear the bell and get back to her corner, her team jumping on to stop the bleeding from her cut, her coach giving her some serious criticism, clearly not happy with the last round. Across the ring, Vicky needs attention on her hurt body, her face sports a few red marks, but she seems focused, nodding to her coach as he tells her what to do next.

Round 4:

It looks like team Alba did a great job between the rounds, Jessica is patched up, mobile and precise like the match just started. Vicky seems more static, now willing to brawl and expose her already hurt body. The Lady in golden gear is all over her opponent, opening her up with a jab, bending under a counter punch, striking with a cross, then a hook on her way back to the safety, and the audience gives her a loud support, recognizing the technique and quality of a champ she once was. Vicky fights back enough to keep her off, but being unable to keep up with Jessica's footwork, her body and breasts become perfect targets and Alba uses every opportunity to smack her gloves into Vicky's jugs. Without much resistance, Jessica really 'spreads her wings', dominating, tilting Vicky's head from mid range then busting her body in close. Pattison is trapped in a corner and Jessica's working on her body, the crowd is getting ready for a knockout punch anytime, but then, a short uppercut comes out of nowhere and stuns Alba, instantly stopping her champ revival performance. Pattison follows up with a left to her ribs and a right to her face that opens up the cut over her wounded eye. Jessica covers up, but after taking another body blow, Vicky clubs her with a left, then a right hook flinging Jessica back with her ass into the ropes as the bell rings, but Vicky wakes up too late to anything significant and Jessica takes the round wide, but doesn't look happy on her way to her corner.

Vicky's slumped on her stool, nursing her aching body. She's hurt and looks a bit winded, but she's angry and eager to go on, getting into a little argument with her coach as he tries to calm her down. In the opposite corner Jessica looks frustrated, she gave it all and could not put the brit down. Her coach tells her she has to finish this, she has her opponent right where she wants her and the ring doctor might stop the fight if the cut over her eye gets any worse. 

Round 5:

Both fighters take a moment before meeting each other at the center. Jessica is still quick on her feet, keeping the fight at arms distance, picking VIcky's head before coming in for a body combo and that seems to be working well for her, Vicky wincing with every blow to her ribs and boobs. In the opening minute Alba drives the geordie girl into the corner with a right to her head, then gets down close to punish her body. But the 'tourist' surprises the veteran, countering with a cross to her unprotected chin and Alba is rocked, backpedaling. Vicky slams a massive right straight into her face and Jessica's nose explodes, blood spraying all over as she reels into the corner glassy eyed and looking really hurt. Pattison sinks a left into her solar plexus, then launches a slow, heavy right hook to her head and upon impact, Alba 's body spins to the right, arms flailing, before she splatts down to the canvas face first.
Vicky hops away to the neutral corner celebrating as the ref kneels down and starts the count. Jessica slowly gets her head up at the count of four and grabs the bottom rope in what looks like an attempt to lift her body off the mat. She manages to get hold of the middle rope, tries to climb up, wraps her right arm around it, but her rubbery legs can't support her weight and she slides into the corner where she slides down the corner post into an awkward sitting position, legs spread, right glove hanging over the bottom rope. A moment later, her mouthguard falls out of her mouth, bounces off her blood stained golden sports bra and lands in front of her.

The count reaches ten and the ref declares Vicy Pattison the winner by KO in round 5.

Vicky is quickly back from the neutral corner, right behind the ref. 'Howay champ, I'm not done with you yet!' she barks through her mouthpiece, but a blank expression on Jessica's bloody and bruised face shows she really can't understand anything she says, it seems she can't even understand that the ref is done with the count and is declaring Vicky the winner of the match.

Vicky gives up on her post fight show and just strikes a victory pose for the press before joining her team giving them all hugs and kisses. The reporters scramble around ecstatic victorious Vicky, sporting a few battle marks and a big smile on her face. "She still has the skills and all that's class, but she just crumbled under my power, she simply can't take it, she should stick to dancing on TikTok, that's right for her. After beating this Bonny, I hope FCBA sees I'm ready to take on more serious fighters. but now I'm off to a party. We have to celebrate this, right?" she says leaving the ring, her fans giving her a loud support on her way out.

In the meantime, team Alba picked up the dizzy, battered actress off the canvas. She was escorted out of the ring, dragged between her coaches and her cutman's shoulders, they clearly wanted to take her away from the cameras as quickly as possible. But the reporters wanted to hear what the self proclaimed 'guardian against tourists' had to say and some thirty minutes later, they were let into the med room where Jessica was reclining on the exam table, still in her blood stained 'fashion statement' fighting attire, except for her gloves and boots that were scattered around on the floor, obviously taken off her in a hurry. Cleaned and patched up, but far from pretty with a swollen nose and a black eye, she gave a short statement while her coach unwrapped her hands: "I fought well tonight and if it wasn't for her lucky punch I would win this, that's obvious, she's not near my skill level. I'm up for a rematch, anytime, sanctioned or not.", but highlights footage of the match played on the screen behind her told a different story, ending with the beaten bronzed goddess falling to the mat in slow motion, crossfading to Vicky smiling for the cameras celebrating her victory, then switching to a well known FCBA expert who reviewed the match in a single sentence: "It's not like we saw anything special tonight from Pattison, but Alba showed us even less, except for that one beautiful round that took us right back to 2002 and that was the biggest highlight of the match."