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18 October 2019 Jennifer Metcalfe vs Charlotte Crosby

Page history last edited by neon 2 years, 2 months ago

 

BBU: Lookout! Atlantic Boxing @ Wembley Arena

 

Posted by Vassago on October 18, 2019, 7:54 am

 

(Lookout! Atlantic Boxing vs Geordie Shore)
(13-12, 12 KO vs 3-2-1, 3 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Jennifer Metcalfe is back from the proverbial dead and she's got some Tyneside impostors to deal with upon return since Vicky Pattison openly called her out to boost her own title campaign this very fall. It's an awkward situation for the long-time Hollyoaks cast member who has no respect when it comes to 'Geordie Shore' presence and would like to have both Vicky & Charlotte Crosby battle it out in oil for minor stakes: "This is ridiculous! I demand more frickin' respect from these wannabe sluts! Geez, Vicky frickin' Pattison? She's good enough for 'Nuts' but she's got like ZERO real talent! Grr... But I have no choice. This wimp might get her shot at the bantam straps before too long and it's just not gonna happen! Even Helen Flanagan has more class than this lousy trollop! But hey, here's Charlotte 'Airhead' Crosby! I'm just gonna whup her ass just so Vicky knows I'm sooo ready to take her down at the PPV!"

"So much talk and she still has NO IDEA what's going on!", Mackem lass Charlotte Crosby dismisses the notion she's out here to put up numbers before the big Pattison/Metcalfe showdown. "Look, I know I'm the better woman than both of them but Vicky has a better PR campaign lately so there is that. However once I beat the living crap out of this Metcalfe cow, she might as well pull out from the PPV because she will be in no shape to make it work! Hah! That sounds like a plan, right?" (giggles).

Jennifer Metcalfe wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a custom ponytail. Charlotte Crosby wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long light brown hair tied in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Charlotte cashes in on the early approach and she punches the rust right off Jennifer's face with some quick jabs before she nails her with a brutal hook on the temple. Jennifer wobbles to her heels with a quiet whimper but she just can't match the Mackem tempo during the opening stanza as Crosby wants to make sure this bout ain't gonna last all that long! She maintains the "in yo face" drill and takes full advantage of the brunette's struggles despite the otherwise one-dimensional execution. More punches crash into Metcalfe's face and send her reeling along the ropes but Charlotte is almost too desperate to knock the reeling woman down. Jennifer catches a clinching break but Crosby almost shoves her through the ropes regardless and gets vocal as she demands the Hollyoaks babe to show some. Nope. Jennifer ain't gonna respond to this but she still soaks up a late jabbing drive on the midriff to look absolute out of depth after three minutes.

Round 2:
Charlotte rolls out hoping for another easy connection but Jennifer has had enough of that Mackem grin already and she deploys the slugging route to keep the younger woman honest. Crosby appears to be stunned at first - when she gets tagged on the chin with a vicious double - but then accepts the challenge so both hellcats triggers a classic head-hunting blast to send the Wembley Arena crowd roaring! No quarter is given here as the punches fly thick & fast alas the precision goes away rather quickly so it's mind over matter stuff carrying over to the second minute. Metcalfe still does the better job when she scythes Charlotte's mouth on repeated basis down the stretch and wobbles her onto her heels with a quick gut shot that catches the jugs as well. Crosby struggles to find her range off the back foot thereafter and bolts away into safety but that only plays into Metcalfe's hands and Denise van Outen in the booth is surprised to see the cocky free agent yield real estate in such easy fashion.

Round 3:
Vicky Pattison must be having a bitter-sweet moment watching this right now as Charlotte's lips are simply bashed into a swollen mess early in the third as Jennifer tees off into another slugging route and dwarfs the Mackem girl's fast approach. There's nothing better than to punch a cocky operator straight in the mouth and Crosby is stuffed on her heels after she finds herself too slow to cover Metcalfe's pacey drive. She stops the brunette's shots with her face outright and bends to the side with a whimper while Jennifer belts her in the gut for a good measure. Ugh! Mackem in reeling mode as it's all Metcalfe from here as she picks the struggling foe off until she tags her on the nose and traps butt-in-ropes wholesale. Gut-pounding time follows and Crosby simply can't contain this assault as Nicole Richie leads the screaming charge from the Lookout corner to the point Jennifer herself gets vocal while piercing Charlotte's midsection into some visible bruises. Ugh! The Mackem girl is downright stunned rather than upset at the bell but it's Jennifer who has all the experience to handle these pesky free agents!

Round 4:
Charlotte triggers another head-hunting blast and hopes for more success but the all or nothing tactics carries a great deal of risk in case it goes wrong. Jennifer doesn't find the overhand response soon enough and gets nailed on the chin a couple of times which gives the Mackem girl more confidence even though the subsequent attack remains one-dimensional. It's still enough to dump Metcalfe behind an otherwise useless earmuff as Crosby piles more immediate pressure and comes away on top. She blasts the Hollyoaks stalwart on the nose and leaves her sagging on the ropes before she tackles her up the gut to finally expose the older woman downstairs as well. Jennifer is fully boxed in and can't escape the rush save for the ole reliable clinching effort but Charlotte barks in her face and jumps on the uppercut route to punish the boobs in the closing seconds. Ugh! Jennifer spins back to her stool looking a little spend as coach Richie tries to ignite her wrath before Crosby gains more steam.

Round 5:
The Mackem train is rolling again but Charlotte is almost too aggressive for her own good as she slams a left/right cross on the money - this being Jen's chin - however she drops her left arm too low and gets clocked with a brutal hook on the eye that drops her back on the spot. Uh-oh! Here we go with the total destruction tactics again as both women swing for the fences and it's Metcalfe who gets there first. Some sky wide punches miss the target but Jen cashes in with a nasty hook on the nose and follows up with another jaw-breaker that catches the Mackem girl out cold. Ugh! Charlotte slumps on her knees with a loud whimper and just can't raise her gloves fast enough as Metcalfe punches the gumshield into open space AND DROPS THE YOUNGER WOMAN FACE-DOWN ON THE CANVAS!!! What a shot that was! Heard it all the way back in Sunderland too! Charlotte stays down on her face without even flinching and the count is duly waved off! KO5 Jennifer Metcalfe!!!

AFTER: "F#ck these wannabe sluts! I'm all here again!", Jennifer tries not to celebrate too much as she has a bigger fish to fry soon but then she just sits down on the fallen Charlotte's back and laughs out into the camera: "C'mon! We know Vicky is scared like #### right now! It's time to restore order! I'm coming after that witch and man, it's time to mount a run at that bantamweight crown again! Enough with these wimps like Charlotte Crosby and all that Geordie Shore... or Mackems even! They're sooo damn irritating it's beyond belief. Enough of that! I'm one win away from wrecking their god damn hype! Wish me luck!" (laughs).

Vicky Pattison on IG: "Stupid whore! Gonna break every bone in your face!" #ItsOn #GeordieRulez

Official Result: Jennifer Metcalfe def. Charlotte Crosby KO5.

 

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