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22 February 2020 Nadine Coyle vs Ewelina Lisowska

Page history last edited by Vassago 2 years ago

 

BBU LIONESS CLUB WEEKEND BOXING MINI-CARD

 

Posted by Vassago on February 22, 2020, 5:19 am

 

 

Nadine Coyle vs Ewelina Lisowska

(Lioness Club vs BBU Independent)
(8-21, 7 KO vs 4-0, 4 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: "I'm not exactly thrilled my boss has told me to fight this little rat!", Nadine Coyle voices her displeasure why Ewelina Lisowska has been chosen as her tonight's rival, "I should be the star of the show and there was Doda talking all damn week how this creature will f### me up! That's rude, people! What next? Cheryl is my best friend ever?" (giggles).

Meanwhile Ewelina Lisowska is thrilled to get this opportunity after stopping the very dangerous Cher Lloyd on the Boxing Day PPV a few weeks ago: "Let's face it, I'm getting scouted by Mel B. and the crew! I've knocked the crap out of Jeanette Biedermann before and I'm gonna do this with Nadine again! No mercy! This Irish c### is going down!" (laughs).

Nadine Coyle wears a pink bikini top, black panties & white gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Ewelina Lisowska wears a red crop top, white hip-huggers and red gloves. Long raven-black hair wrapped in a loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Ewelina holds nothing back in the early stages and comes flying into the fellow singer's face rocking Nadine's long ponytail back & forth during a feisty albeit one-sided exchange. Nadine's superior reach counts for nothing against the high-octane attack and her below par punching resistance has been exposed multiple times before so this is the worst possibe start for the Irish lass who just can't stop Lisowska from pounding her in point-blank range. Ugh! She drops back into mid-distance for a split second but gets busted with a left hook as Ewelina finds the easy target and bullies the fellow singer onto the ropes come the two-minute mark. She lands more spicy shots into the pretty Irish face and taunts Coyle verbally to make the crowd visibly lose their temper... however it's aimed at Nadine's lack of a proper response that leaves coach Mel B. equally upset at the bell.

Round 2:
Nadine tries to be more aggressive as she battle through the jabbing galore send at her by the Polish foe however she gets sucked into the vacuum once Lisowska begins to stack up clean shots on the chin. Nadine shoots over Ewelina's head in a woeful attempt to perhaps stick her foot in the door but then Lisowska goes in low and hammers a harpoon double on the liver area that folds Coyle into spasms. Ugh! Nadine quickly gets bumped onto the ropes where she hangs in the slugging exchange for like five seconds before she gets busted on the mouth again and disappears behind a tight earmuff while Ewelina continues to send in the power supply that renders the older singer completely shut down for remainder of the round. No wonder Nadine shakes her head in visible disgust once the bell finally halts the Polish rout.

Round 3:
Ewelina scans the KO Club audience and there are several Polish flags here in north London present which fuels another quick-fire attack that leaves Coyle running around scared and unable to engage in a looming slugfest. If Nadine wants to buy some time after those two lowly rounds she needs to be more energetic and lively on her feet but it's Lisowska who dominates on that front and traps the reeling Irish woman on the ropes before too long. She breaks through on Nadine's jaw with relative ease and begins to rock her ponytail around while adding visible swelling around the lips. Ugh! Nadine drops into loud spasms as she's unable to find even a single meaningful punch that would halt Lisowska in her tracks and it gets from bad to worse when she gets BELTED with a vicious cross on the boobs and wobbles to the side; Ewelina blows another right hook just below the breasts and folds the older brunette forward only to SMOKE her with a brutal uppercut on the exposed chin next... DOWN GOES COYLE!!! Nadine just can't survive this barrage of punches anymore and ends up sucking the canvas on all fours... Ewelina struts back to her corner and hopes for a swift finish... but the clock is on Nadine's side and expires just as the count reaches eight... Uh-oh! It's a lucky escape for the clearly wounded Irish singer but she can barely respond to Mel B's tirade during the interval and Ewelina can lick her chops over in the opposite corner.

Round 4:
Nadine enters the fourth wobbly and it's fury in the slaughterhouse... for like five seconds... Ewelina NAILS the vulnerable prey with her initial jabbing combo before blasting the older brunette on the jaw and Nadine has just enough time to wobble into one brutal uppercut too many next... SHE GETS LIFTED OFF HER FEET and crumbles with a loud thump flat on her back... and the entire KO Club knows it's over!!! Ewelina still gloats over the fallen girl for a couple of seconds before the ref declares her the well deserved winner through a bulldozing KO4 finish!!!

AFTER: Big time punching on display from the Polish singer who performs a spinning head kick just to inject more applause into the crowd. This girl can definitely move around like a future champion according to the twitter buzz and the Lioness camp reaction is surprisingly friendly considering Ewelina just knocked the stuffing out of one of the true legends of the UK music scene. "Well, I bet wor Cheryl accepts that. I know she... ahem... okay, that's none of my business BUT it's my business to join a stable later this year. Why wait, people? I know I'm sooo much better than Nadine frickin' Coyle so I'm right here waiting!", Ewelina sends out a clear message she doesn't want to marinate on the free agency market for much longer and Lioness coach Mel B. is later seen chatting to the Polish dynamo backstage.

{{{Later that night}}} Denise van Outen catches up with Mel B. during the post-event VIP party and here's what the Lioness Club coach had to say:

"Look, we've handled Doda's antics for a while and she's been very successful. I've been told by multiple insiders Ewelina is actually the better talent and doesn't lose her mind on social media like her compatriot. We're gonna buy in on her potential IF she can beat Heidi Range next month! Jeanette and Nadine are lovely girls but they just can't hold the fort anymore so it's Heidi or bust if Ewelina wants to join our stable!"

Official Result: Ewelina Lisowska def. Nadine Coyle KO4.

 

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