BBU St. Patrick's Day Showdown aka Irish Pub Brawl
Una Healy vs Nadia Forde
(Double A Boxing vs Garnet Gunners UK)
(25-18, 19 KO vs 9-3, 8 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Lockdown mode or not, the BBU stays on course for the St. Paddy's Day Showdown tonight with Una Healy leading the Irish charge once again. Strong fanbase present in a mysterious pub location in Dublin denies the idea of this fight being cancelled but there's a delay in arrival for Una's opponent. Can't believe Nadia Forde got stuck in traffic but she makes a late entrance nonetherless with Una sitting beside the bar and pondering a shot of whisky just in case Nadia bails out at the last second.

"No way!!!" - Nadia squares up to the redhead who jumps at the approaching brunette and before we get to see some boxing, catfight rules take over - both women roll around the floor with fans scampering to give them more room. Una lands a knee shot in the groin and topples Nadia in the process, she grabs her by the hair and pulls her face into her crotch demanding instant submission... and Nadia gives!!! One-nil for the Ireland's best redhead who does take that shot of whiskey after all. Nadia fuming but "it's not ovah, c###!"

Both girls make their way to the center of the pub - no ropes to speak of so we're going all pub brawl rules. Christine Bleakley enters the stage as guess ring announcer slash referee and makes sure both combatants put the gloves on...

Or are they?

Too much whiskey pumping in the veins as Nadia wants to go bare knuckles and taunts Una over it... Una swings back at the brunette and just like that the pub brawl is ON!!!

{{{ Una Healy wears a green crop top with a white shamrock & jeans micro hotpants. Long red hair with a blonde dye tied in a braid. Nadia Forde wears a matching green/white shamrock crop top & black micro hotpants. Long dark brown hair tied in two braids. }}}

Round 1:
First hook in and Nadia rattles back onto the tables as the noise raises with Una suddenly bumping her knuckles into the brunette's face!!! Nadia shaken & stirred allows the redhead to nail her without a reply.. Una doesn't work too much juice weary of a potential injury but Nadia taunts her as if those blows couldn't hurt a fly... Right swing resonse finds Healy's nose and makes her gurgle as the crowd gasps in anticipation... Una charges... gets caught in a headlock as Nadia drops on the table and both girls go down in the process... Bleakley pulls Una off and warns Nadia not to go for the guillotine choke... Irish hissing follows so another reminder hairpulling is not allowed anymore... Single punch response in true slapping contest - nobody blinks but everyone gets a shot of whiskey after the bell - two Irish hellcats included.

Round 2:
Back we go... Una wants to tear Nadia's face up and lands one quick punch after another... Nadia matches her for the overhand drill but wobbles back and stumbles against the bar... Una flies in with a high knee... takes a metal chair with her and misses the brunette's tummy before piling shots from above... Nadia laid out against the bar gets blasted from the top and even Christine Bleakley doesn't know whether to stop the redhead's charge... she doesn't so Forde scowls underneath the attack and slumps sideways before heading down on the floor... KNOCKDOWN!!!! Pub rules come to the fore even as Una kicks Nadia in the side of her thigh... Naughty c####!!! Whatever.. Bleakley issues the count and Nadia is back up at seven, she spits to the side and wipes the sweat from her eyes before charging at the singer again... Ugh! They clash heads literally seconds later and Nadia staggers back towards the fans on the left.. she gets pushed back and eats a right hook across the mouth as Una jumps forward and takes the struggling brunette with her again... Una on top and it's ground and pound time!!! "Lay her OUT!!!!", wild cheers from the fans but Bleakley pulls the singer off her prey as we've entered MMA rules and everyone needs another shot of whiskey... Nadia grabs the whole bottle and just pours it into her throat.. "Now I'm fookin' ready for this bytch!!!"

Round 3:
Una thinks she's got this covered... cranks up the head-hunting volume and has Nadia bouncing off more metal chairs in a scattered retreat... "You fookin' coward... I knew U ain't got it, bytch!!", she screams at the reeling brunette and suddenly eats a big one... Forde yells out in frustration and jumps in ultra aggressive fashion... no high knee discount this time but a proper facial rearrangement as both hellcats punish each other and it's Una who gets backed against the bar where Nadia whacks her in the tummy before a left hook on the temple spins the older girl to the side... Una tries to push off but Nadia powers into her face and delivers the left/right combo that pins the singer back, a crippling left hook whacks Healy on the mouth and makes sure she stays subdued as Forde rallies back amid loud ovation from the fans... Una runs out of room and bumps into the toilet door as Nadia wants to lay more punches into her face but loses her range and gets trapped into a standing guillotine again with Christine Bleakley calling for another break... and a round of whiskey for everyone!!!

Round 4:
One can only wonder how much Nadia drank before getting here but she gets carried away with her swinging approach only for Una to see red mist and respond in a similar fashion... back to punch-for-punch drill we go as both girls squeal in pain upon one impact after another... Una wobbles over another chair and trips back onto the table with Nadia gunning her down but just falling short... she wants to grab her by the hair so has to be pulled off by Bleakley again while giving Una time to recover... and the singer mounts immediate jabbing run blasting the brunette onto the bar where she tries to pin her down but this time Forde swings back and nails the older compatriot on the nose... Ugh! Una wobbles forward and takes a nasty uppercut on the jaw that lands her face square into Nadia's chest... BONUS TIME!!! Nadia has trouble applying the standing breast smother and whips the redhead by the hair and blasts her face on top of the bar before sending the singer flying onto the tables again!!! Boo!!! Foul owl on the prowl!!! Christine Bleakley deducts Nadia a point and calls time for Una to recover... Una doesn't need any time and wants to get on with it so we move swiftly into...

Round 5:
Una powers ahead and has Nadia wheeling back... "fookin' c###... come here.... Una grabs a chair and throws it at the reeling brunette... some poor lad gets the bounce off it as Una lashes out and lands a brutal double on the brunette's face tearing a small gash under the left eye... she returns for another big swing and piles on into the brunette's chest alas Nadia shakes it off and lands a left hook on the nose before an elbow swing catches Healy on the rebound... Una loses her balance and takes a whacky hit on the chin before Nadia pummels her back against the bar and suddenly rips her right hand into the exposed midriff... "LAY HER DOWN, honey!!"... Nadia cranks it up and digs her elbow into the singer's throat before pounding that tummy raw!!! Uh-oh!!! Una scowls in pain and just can't stop Forde from wrecking havoc as the crowd counts those punches in... make that NINE on the spin before Una's legs give way and SHE SLIDES DOWN ON HER KNEES... wild noise takes over as Christine Bleakley pulls Nadia back and somehow tries to deliver the count amid all that jazz.. Una tries to get up but she's drank some whiskey here tonight and it takes her a long while... probably back at nine but who knows? Bleakley screams at Nadia: "Can U finish her off?", "U betcha!!!", Forde rolls in and Una just isn't agile enough to avoid a thumping right hand into her nose that sends her sideways with a loud whimper before a right hook catches the singer on the jaw and renders her numb... another left hook and Una crumbles wholesale but a bloody demise only hits her with the next shot as Nadia lands a left hook on the nose and spills the red fluid... uh-oh... Una stumbles away from the bar but loses her footing and comes crashing face down on the table before she bounces back down and ends the brawl spread eagle on the floor!!! No way back for the redhead's finest anymore!!! KO5 Nadia Forde!!!

AFTER: Nadia kicks out at the fallen redhead and the scowling noise indicates Una hasn't left the building just yet but here come the fans flashing pics for social media with the singer totally laid the hell out!!! Nadia twerks some booty over the singer's face but suddenly realizes she's probably had too much whiskey anyway so calls for a helping hand and there will be plenty of those tonight!!! Come on! Clean this place up!!! 

Someone helps Una onto her feet in the so called meantime but she really needs to go to the loo here as she complains about stomach pains... "Just make sure she doesn't escape through the back window! I'm not finished with this c### by any means!", Nadia shouts back at the redhed's escort crew while more drinks are spilled for everyone... "Boy, I sure earned that one!', Nadia tells Christine who remains coy over the "face in the bar" smash that seemingly turned this bout around... "U got fookin' wrecked at the start... good thing I covered your ass...", Christine tells Nadia but only gets a long stare in response: "Huh? I'm the better woman than this lousy red tramp! Geez, even her husband bailed on her skinny ass! Let's face it, Una is soooo done as the Irish best.. I'm the NEW queen in town!!! Walk that back, cow!!"

"Whatever!!! I still love Belfast more than Dublin and... "

ZZZZIIINGGGGGG

Uh-oh!!! You know what's coming next... by the time Una Healy returns from the loo, there's another hairpulling catfight going on but this time it's Nadia Forde giving Christine Bleakley the business!!! And the pub brawl is back ON!!! For like thirty seconds because Nadia's totally in the groove and lays the Ulster woman completely out and pulls her face into her crotch full value to force another verbal submission!!! 

"I still sat on your damn face!!!", Una shouts from behind her which is quite rich considering she got manhandled in not-so-pure boxing rules a little later on... 

"U want more, c###??"

"More whiskey!!! Yeah... I just need a drink..."

"Okay, let's settle for that... and come back next year to reclaim the Irish crown which is MINE now!!"

"U don't fookin' own it.... so enjoy your five seconds of fame..."

"Just pour the damn thing..."

The quarrel between the girls is finally stopped when U2 hits the speakers and the action finally calms down... by the time The Doors' "Whiskey Bar" rings out Una and Nadia are literally putting their tongues into their mouth but that's something completely different... and we're almost past midnight anyway!!! Let Irish Pride Rule!!!

Official Result: Nadia Forde def. Una Healy KO5.