Louise Glover vs Luisa Zissman

(PageThrees vs BBU Independent)
(0-9 vs BBU Debut)
JMD Value: 32E (Enhanced) vs 34D (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: It's time for a BBU debut as best pals Sam & Billie Faiers escort Luisa Zissman into the ring. Talk about being in a good mood as Sam Faiers tells BBU TV's Charlie Webster that she hopes to find more success as Luisa's manager after her own BBU career has seen nothing but misery: "I'm not done as active fighter yet but I'm still aching after Luisa bounced me around in the gym! This girl rocks! We can't wait to see what she does on her debut night! She is frickin' ready for this thing!"

The Faiers sisters might have zero wins combined among them so it's not like they are perfect coaching material either however Louise Glover remains winless as well and vows to break her terrible streak at the expense of Zissman tonight: "They're all worthless! It's about damn time I got a win! Luisa is just a hi-end c### who knows nothing about boxing and she's not gonna learn it from these TOWIE punchbags either! I'll punch her boobs off and that will be that!"

Louise Glover wears a black bikini set & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Luisa Zissman wears a black bikini set & blue gloves. Long dark brown loose & straight. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Here we go and Luisa quickly indicates she's had some unofficial sparring bouts alright as she thumps Louise's rack from both flanks and stuns the P3 veteran right off the mound... heavy slugging from the younger brunette who powers ahead with a rare chin shot and makes Glover scowl in shock. Samantha Fox urges Louise to do something about it but it's all Zissman down the stretch again as she plugs her mitts deep into the model's cleavage and sends her backing into the ropes in a hurry. Faiers gang cheers the Zissman show in high-pitched volume and Louise is just taking hits one after another while the rookie signs off the dominant spell with a wicked cross hook on the mouth that almost sends Glover down for the count right at the bell.

Round 2:
Revenge time for the PageThrees camp as Louise barks in her uppercut efforts that slice Zissman's guard up early in the going. Phone booth slugging continues during the opening minute but Louise finds the scything cross on the chin to send the younger brunette sideways this time and there's more hassling to come as Glover jumps around to overwhelm the rookie with sheer work rate. She lands one crisp shot on Zissman's tits after another before she blasts her across the windpipe and cripples her into loud spasms! Ugh! Luisa bails out behind a tight earmuff and gets ripped from each side as Glover cleans out her ribcage to easily claim the bragging rights. She gets pulled by the ref at the bell and shouts back at the Faiers camp to pump herself up even further.

Round 3:
Louise tries to run back with the body assault but eats an elbow in the face and slumps against Luisa's shoulder while getting drilled in the breadbasket herself. Ugh! That was a wild elbow indeed but the phone booth script accepts such issues and you just can't do anything about it once in a while. This is bad news for Glover though as Zissman keeps pounding those abs and backs a suddenly stranded rival onto the ropes where she blasts her on the solar plexus repeatedly and forces a lenghty clinch from the P3 brunette. Glover belts one on the kidneys trying to break free but gets head-butted in the process as Zissman channels some dirty moves before she cracks a left hook on the chin to fold the Merseyside woman into spasms. Ugh! Louise dekes to the left but gets nailed with another hook on the chest and loses her breath alltogether which allows Luisa to slam immediate uppercut rally that drains the model beyond her limits! Uh-oh!!! Bell saves Glover from a looming disaster but Luisa still whacks her on the boobs one more time and this time she's getting lectured over her antics. Sam Fox is losing her mind in the P3 corner while the Faiers tandem is running hot in support!

Round 4:
Louise looks a little shaky entering the fourth but it only gets worse as Luisa NAILS her in the solar plexus with her initial drive and renders the Mersey lass numb upon a repeated impact. Ugh! Glover slides to her heels while getting blasted across the chest and Zissman bumps her onto the ropes where she fires a left hook on the jaw that cripples the other woman wholesale. Glover slumps forward with a whimper and can't do anything about Luisa pounding away at her rack in utmost fury!!! Some of these uppercuts carry all to way to the jaw and Louise is knocked stupid while on her feet before Zissman plugs her in the exposed liver and SENDS CRASHING FACE-DOWN a split second later!!! Big time KO in the making and the Faiers team enters the ring before the referee is done with the count. Louise remains motionless on the canvas and there's no way back for her whatsoever! KO4 Luisa Zissman!!!

AFTER: Here we go with the post-fight antics and Luisa actually allows Sam & Billie to have all the fun while ripping poor Louise topless and mauling her exposed breasts. Uh-oh!!! Louise has no idea why she's getting spitroasted as Billie sits on her face while Sam goes below the waist in pure X-rated fashion! Okay, girls that's not for public audience here as the TV quickly switches to Charlie Webster in the BBU TV booth while Luisa argues her plans with Samantha Fox: "Look, I can whoop your whole roster and then some! I know you're scared of me now! I can wait until Danielle or India stop acting like they don't know me but hell, Imogen Thomas or Lucy Mecklenburgh would love to take me on! They got little choice! (...) Oh look, poor Louise is so getting her ass spanked raw! I promised Billie she'd rip all that plastic out of these fake boobs! And she's doing just that! C'mon! Glover is sooo done!" (giggles).

Lucy Mecklenburgh on twitter: "Calling me out? Stupid hoe! Zissman sux!"

Official Result: Luisa Zissman def. Louise Glover KO4.