(PageThrees vs Frankie's Foxes)
(3-0, 3 KO vs 0-1)
JMD Value: 32E (Natural) vs 32E (Enhanced)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: India Reynolds blew the doors off veteran Alesha Dixon earlier this month but she wants to make a proper run at the BBU JMD title soon - like all these PageThree models to be honest - and sets up a vintage brunette vs blonde clash versus erstwhile P3 member Lauren Pope. Apparently both these women clashed on the P3 casting couch before and India claims she "blew this blonde trash right up" however Lauren claims she left to pursue other options and owns a better career than India can ever dream of!

"Since when flashing your sleazy ass on 'The Only Way Is Essex' is considered a dream job? Hell, Page Three is the real stuff of legends and she got kicked out for being a worthless c###", India questions Lauren's choices and maybe she's right as the blonde struggled for BBU opportunites ever since losing to Alesha Dixon back in 2017. Apparently she cashed in on oil wrestling duty with fellow TOWIE members Sam & Billie Faiers but that counts for nothing come tonight's JMD test!

India Reynolds wears a turquoise bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair in loose waves. Lauren Pope wears a crop top, micro denim hotpants & red gloves. Long blonde hair in loose waves. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Quick slugging from both women as Lauren has clearly taken exception to India's pre-fight comments and she's running those uppercuts hot to stun the brunette on her heels before cracking a left hook on the jaw. Ugh! India struggles to find her stride and gets hit with another uppercut blast soon afterwards which allows Pope to back her onto the ropes where more blonde mayhem ensues. Lauren in prime jug muggin' display as she wrecks the brunette's cleavage and makes her whimper in visible pain while in turn shutting down Samantha Fox in the P3 corner. Lauren might have lost to Alesha Dixon before but she appears to be light years removed from that sucker as she thumps India's rack back & forth and leaves her slumped in spasms come the bell. "Take that, you filthy c###!" she screams at both India and Sam Fox before struting back to her corner full of smiles!

Round 2:
India's clearly upset over that poor performance in the opener but she runs into another uppercut buzzsaw early in the second and simply has to slug it out against the odds as Lauren rains more uppercuts into her rack and seems unwilling to abandon her aggressive attitude when when Reynolds nails her with a vicious double on the chin. Like it or not, India has to power ahead in close range with Lauren thumping her from both flanks as both women trade vicious blows until the brunette finally bursts through with a gut-checking drive that makes Pope wince in pain. Wild hook nails her on the nose a split second later and suddenly Reynolds assumes control bashing more point-blank range punishment and reeling the TOWIE stalwart onto the ropes. Ugh! Lauren swings over the top but cuts thin air and has India bashing her on the mounds just like that before a drilling hook on the solar plexus slumps the blonde into spasms. Another uppercut burst has Pope gasping for air while India piles more leather on the exposed target until the ref pulls her off at the bell.

Round 3:
More close range slugging triggers a proper war of attrition but BBU TV's Charlie Webster believes India gets the better of these hits as she slows Lauren's execution down the stretch. The sultry blonde struggles to lift the brunette's boobs come the second minute and wobbles to her heels as the younger woman powers ahead with clean strikes and outworks her foe outright. Lauren tries to bail out in mid-range but Reynolds is too fast for her and slams a left hook on the jaw to keep the TOWIE veteran steady within her range... a left-on-left hook on the nose stuns Pope into more spasms before India belts her on the solar plexus and slumps forward against a drilling right hand that WRECKS the cleavage on the spot. Ugh! Triple combo bursts Lauren into spasms and she's getting whacked on the belly button before Reynolds fires a sharp right hand on the boobs that finally breaks her opponent's resilience! BLONDE GIRL DOWN!!! Lauren hits the deck on her backside and doesn't even try to hide the pain here as she takes the standard eight count while trying to catch her breath. She wipes the sweat from her face but she still looks a little woozy when she gets up at nine. Ugh! That was a close one however India makes sure Lauren feels the late rally as she powers ahead with more uppercuts to shut the older woman down along the ropes. Bell saves Pope at the eleventh hour but Reynolds still bumps her onto the ropes and vows to blast her topless in the very next round and there's nothing coming back from the subdued blonde.

Round 4:
Lauren struggles to recover from that knockdown in the third and eats nothing but uppercut abuse as India pounds away at her rack before switching her attacks to tackle the blonde's boobs from each side. Can't say which style hurts Pope the most as she bellows out onto the ropes and tries to clinch the younger woman alas Reynolds drills her around the elbows and opens the hole straight up before one piledriver on the solar plexus too many renders the TOWIE blonde numb. Ugh! Lauren wobbles forward with her eyes closed and gets spun backwards with a brutal uppercut on the chin; she appears to be heading down on the canvas regardless but India still rails her with a belting cross on the solar plexus that removes the last ounce of Pope's resistance. BLONDE GIRL DOWN AND OUT!!!! KO4 India Reynolds!!!

AFTER: India completes the demo job in style even though some fans don't believe she's up there with stablemate Danielle Sharp just yet! A tough opening round forced her into a higher gear but swiftly put the TOWIE veteran down and can reap the reward by smothering Lauren senseless much to Samantha Fox's delight! Lauren gets her bikini top ripped off and endures a faceful of the brunette's 32E bumpers; she begs for mercy but is given none and admits "India's jugs stopped her jugs" which only makes the proud owner laugh: "I told ya this several years ago already when I kicked you outta P3 door! Show me ore respect, c###! Lick my nipples or else I call my crew and you're getting romped all night... again!" "Argh... Lauren pretends she's drifting away but India just presses her boobs harder down and sends the blonde away for a quick nap as Sam Fox aproaches her protegee and tells her: "We'll deal with this dirtbag after Rhian puts Tulisa away! Our boys need two of these bytches working together all frickin' night! Well done, kid! You did us proud! Anyone who says Page Three is done has no idea what's going on! These TOWIE clowns are waaaay behind us in the charts!"

Official Result: India Reynolds def. Lauren Pope KO4.