Sarah Harding vs Kate Lawler

(Lioness Club vs BBU Independent)
(15-18, 13 KO vs 4-3, 4 KO)
Results: BBU; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: These two blondes take no BS from anyone and promise a brutal back & forth slugfest to raise the KO Club roof tonight. Sarah Harding claims Kate Lawer is "the biggest fookin slag out there" but truth be told, she's dismissed several other women in a similar fashion while Kate just wants to go out there and blast some "airhead bimbo into pieces". She's refused to join the BBU TV staff and vows to continue her active career "because that's the way I like it! Denise van Outen knows she's too old to make another run but I'm not going anywhere!"

Sarah Harding wears a pink bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Kate Lawler wears a navy blue bikini set with red trim & red gloves. Long blonde hair wrapped in a loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Kate blasts a left hook into Sarah's mouth to trigger a high-octane jabbing blast that leaves both women scowling at each other sooner rather than later! Kate quickly wants to plug the singer in the boobs just to see if she's guile enough to handle such tactics but Harding swings over the top and rings Lawler's bell from both flanks punishing her temples in the process. Kate has to dance away from the close range danger that only fuels Sarah's pursuit but the pesky singer is quickly tackled from the south and eats a crippling harpoon below the belly button that allows Lawler to clean out more tummy thereafter and maybe even steal the round.

Round 2:
No holding back here between these two vets, they trade head-hunting leather in the opening minute before Kate heads south and nails Sarah in the groin outright! "U fookin' bytch", the former Girls Aloud member is NOT happy with this shot that quickly earns Kate a warning from the ref. "Whatever!", the older blonde dismisses the ordeal and nails the singer in the chest before a brief period of wrestling and jug bumping ensues. Ref steps in to separate the two but Lawler shoves him away and NAILS Harding with a wicked left hook on the nose that bursts the nostrils and reels the singer on the spot. Here comes Kate! She blows into Sarah's face as the singer remains stunned following that previous shot and simply can't escape the older blonde's wrath that piles more bruises onto her face! Kate rains punches like skittles and traps the singer on the turnbuckle where she snaps her head left & right until the clock expires! Huh! Sarah stumbles to the side with a loud whimper and she looks very much worse to wear as Lawler taunts her verbally for another few seconds!

Round 3:
Kate storms out of the gate to punish Sarah's leaking guard which just adds more bruises as the former Girl Aloud struggles to embrace these punches! She tries to hang on for a while but eats another jug shot and folds to the side as Lawler slams an uppercut rally into her chest and thumps her butt-in-ropes well before the one-minute mark. She keeps pounding Sarah's chest as she ignores the weak clinching efforts but then fires back one proper hook on the temple TO SEND HARDING CRASHING DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE!!! "Yeah, yer fookin' history, c###!", Kate has to be dragged away from the corner and the count is delayed but Sarah still looks a little wozzy when she finally gets up at seven. Lawler runs across the boards to seemingly finish her off but misses with her first punch and gets sucked into the wounded prey jabbing response as Sarah screams out to deliver the juice. She tags Kate on the nose a couple of times and gets to her boobs which leaves the older blonde scowling but another clash of heads results in a stalemate and both women look quite gassed here already!

Round 4:
Lawler has lost the zip behind her shots and gets shockingly outworked by the seemingly wounded Harding who powers a hard punch into her mouth and dominates the opening minute phone booth drive. Kate is no spring chicken but even BBU TV's Georgie Thompson appears to be hurting as she's forced to comment on Lawler's head snapping back underneath the singer's recovery. Harding beats her foe by numbers but eats a headbutt in the chin and Kate tries to slam her on the groin again before getting turned onto the ropes where the younger blonde plugs her in the navel herself before a nasty harpoon on the liver area drops Kate into cover. Sarah's the one getting pulled back by the ref come the bell while Kate stumbles back to her corner visibly short of breath.

Round 5:
Kate has run into a jabbing wall early in the fifth and struggles to pick Sarah off while the aggressive singer piles on more juice into the exposed ribcage taking advantage of Lawler keeping her earmuff tight. Cue in that body assault that simply glues the older blonde to the spot and Harding tears into Kate's ribcage until she leaves her yelping for air... some desperate swings miss the response target and Sarah fires one brutal harpoon on the liver area too many... DOWN GOES LAWLER!!! The London-born vixen crashes down on her knees and rests her head against the canvas which only extends her misery. She eventually gets up at eight but looks vulnerable enough for Harding to roll out with the scything venom.. she splits the high-guard with ease and tears into Kate's face almost folding her upon the first impact before the next triple does the damage... Kate trips back to the ropes with a loud whimper and bounces forward to meet a CRUSHING HOOK ON THE JAW!!! And she goes down like a sack of potatoes on the spot with the ref calling the fight off right there!!! KO5 Sarah Harding!!!

AFTER: Kate got smoked out of her senses even before she hit the canvas according to Georgie Thompson and that could well be true. She remains motionless as the medical crew tries to lift her by the arms while Sarah gloats in victory: "Stupid hoe got what she deserved! She tried to punch me in the crotch and I'm shocked such a lousy cow wasn't banned from the league years ago! She's a complete waste of roster space. No wonder she's a free agent but I sure hope someone punches her into retirement one day! I bet she won't have the guts to call it quits tonight but whatever... I need a frickin' drink after this one!"

Final result: Sarah Harding def. Kate Lawler KO5.